Eepers X_X My first - ever hate mail!

[squieshie]

Just today, I got a neomail from a person asking for help in HTML, since that is what my article that got into the NT this week (issue 77) is about. Then she neomailed me back, and this is what she said:

sorry u dont hav 2 neomail me bak and i dont wanna be u neofriend. read article written by epk. you r evil and a meanie u sed u ixi dont like meenie people so i guess she doesn't like u or darigan. i changed my mind i dont like u article anymore and besides there is already a html guide. u will be getting dung frum me and maybe eyeball sushi or sum other gross food.

And then I replied:

Thanks, that is kind of a hard article to understand, and I didn't know what the heck you were talking about. So next time you send a rude neomail, try to at least make sense Oh, and I don't mind if you send me piles of dung - I enjoy them! They are quite tasty, and they are fat - free =3 So keep on sending them, unless you realize that you are wasting my time and yours.

Was that a good comeback? I mean, that was my first - ever hate mail, so I'm kinda new at this x________X

[karmaleafbarer]

Aww....paste it into your baby book right next to the picture of your first steps with the caption "TEH DAY I MET A TROLL!!111"

*hates hate-mailers.....hates hate-mailers who can't spell and don't even make an effort to make sense even more*

[Linnen Malfoy]

Heck, whats wrong with free poop and sushi? BRING ON THE FREE STUFF! ^__^

It just makes you wonder how someone could read, yet still send off such a childish letter...
I think you did quite nicely for your first hate letter. Good job, good job! ^_^

[L]

I used to love hatemail, especially poorly written ones.

So opinonated and yet, so utterly inane and barely literate.

[fudgie]

Erm.. I couldn't understand that at all. Chatspeak is like trying to just pick up a second language. *Shudder* I have never gotten any hatemail, mostly because I am still waiting to get in..

[teghan62]

I couldn't understand that at all... but nice comeback! Stupid person x_______X

[sollunaestrella]

I've gotten two hatemails...hatemails hurt me. Even though I know that I shouldn't care about them, they enrage me, then make me sad. They hurt.

My first was:

interesting that a girl that speaks against evil and violence with such conviction could be a darigan apprentice, a comment?

That made me very angry.

The other was actually about one million because this Einstein decided to send the same message over and over until I finally snapped. Little did he know that I snapped when I received it the first time...I have a devilishly quick temper.

your article sucks! Who cares!?!

I wouldn't have minded if he had been more polite.

Rude, ignorant people annoy the heck out of me.

[squieshie]

Lol, she replied again... Here's what she said:

well did u read article about epk? that is a username: epk. how could u betray Meridell like that? thanks 2 u and a lot of other people sum of the cutest petpets were destroyed. Illusen was destroyed, and the simplest game ever! How are little kids that cant play any of the other games get np now? duh u can get like 150 nps a day from Potato Counter and besides dung aint worth nothin but 1 np and u cant eat it. all of u pets must be crying because they hav meenie owner. and u know u can read my article and u call my neomail rude? i used 2 want to be neofriends with u but right now u r my neoenemy. can u read that? and im not wasting my time dung is going to a good cause because its worthless junk. darigan is worthless junk 2. WE ARE SUNNY WE ARE BRIGHT! THEY ARE DARK, THEIR MINDS AREN'T RIGHT! GOOOOO MERIDELL! u like that chant? ha ha!

And I said:

Okaaay... Now I think something has kind of messed up your brain a bit. I want to sing with you, so I can have a really messed up brain, too! WE ARE SUNNY WE ARE BRIGHT THEY ARE DARK THEIR MINDS ARENT RIGHT GOOOO MERIDELL!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! That was such a happy song! LALALA!! Lets sing it again! C'mon! LALALA!!! ARE YOU WITH ME? HELLO? COME ON LETS sing it again, or are you just a little Meridell girl who thinks Darigan is trash? How is turning down Meridell bad? Who cares? Neopets is a game. You don't have to run around yelling at people and telling them how stupid they are just because they did something that doesnt even matter! And why would neopets destroy Meridell, anyway? They spent a LOT of time working on that, and I don't think they would throw it away just like that. You know, there is still more Meridell plot coming, so why don't you shut up for now? (and for your information, my pets aren't crying because I'm mean. In a matter of fact, I'm NOT mean! You cant judge a person by who they like, or dislike, and as a matter of fact, my pets hate Meridell, too! Aren't they just so great? They take after me. I guess now they are going to be really stupid and dumb. Whatever you say is true! HAIL YOU!) Hey, are you still sending me dung? I WANT DUNG!

Heh. Yeah, I know. hate mails kind of hurt. But I like to just go back and stab the person in the back after they mail it to me

[LDF]

You destroyed Illusen? COOL! Ever since that time when she asked for an unbuyable... *turns away*

*turns back* I should've fought for Darigan ;D I would've gotten more points

[LDF]

}eats some dung{ Yummeh! Tastes like potatoes ;D With a bit of cheese... and bacon! YAY!

I wonder if you can have a certain flavour of dung... Hmm... *writes story* Flavoured Dung, by lost_desert_fan

[calvinseviltwin]

Ah... great comebacks.

Dark: Stick a gun up their ass and fire it...
Megz: Shut up dark.

Anyways, if there's any more chat speaks in the area, I think I'd like to see more... what's this person's username? *feels like being annoying to this person*

[sticky]

BWEEDO!? Free dung? Tell them to keep it coming! ;D

First hate mail? *sniffs* What an emotional time! I remember my first hate mail... I could at least understand it...nice comebacks. although I would've been meaner and more praiseful of the dung.

[Battlesunnn]

LOL! Brilliance, sheer brilliance! You handled those hate mails extremely well. I've gotten some really funny ones before, to. I like to store them in my projects folder so that I can look at them when I want a laugh. ;D

DARIGAN RULES! Muhahaha!

[teghan62]

Nice one! Heh, that's funny! Basically, what they are saying is 'you are stupid and mean cause you destroyed meridell. everyone hates you. you are so stupid, i'm gonna send you a lot of dung.' without the spelling errors. Ee... hope I never get hate mail like that... ...that person maked me want to do exactly what Dark says

[Linnen Malfoy]

Brilliant retort! You found a very nice flamer, they respond.
All the more fun to squish their tiny psyche. ^_^