Post by Liou on Nov 1, 2019 17:59:07 GMT -5
June Scarlet
The rubber duck lands on the tray! In a splash of what looks like a bowl of soup. The kelpie pauses, flicks its ears hopefully, and swims for the tray. Having successfully reached the other side, it scrabbles onto the countertop and sniffs at all the drinks. The kelpie isn't sure what to make of those.
So it decides to bring them over to you instead. It lifts a side of the tray in its mouth. Two glasses are spilled, more waver dangerously and continue to do so as the foal swims back. It balances the tray fairly well, considering. Nothing falls into the river. You got it.
You got
You got
downrightdude
The proper British net is scandalised by the French manicure and is ripped apart! (Or maybe it was just a very old net.)
"I know that, but let's get married again!"
The skeleton couple thanks the mermaid princess profusely. In celebration of their marriage (and impending re-marriage), they present the fishy pichi singer with gifts.
You also got
Gelquie
You got
The rubber duck lands on the tray! In a splash of what looks like a bowl of soup. The kelpie pauses, flicks its ears hopefully, and swims for the tray. Having successfully reached the other side, it scrabbles onto the countertop and sniffs at all the drinks. The kelpie isn't sure what to make of those.
So it decides to bring them over to you instead. It lifts a side of the tray in its mouth. Two glasses are spilled, more waver dangerously and continue to do so as the foal swims back. It balances the tray fairly well, considering. Nothing falls into the river. You got it.
"There was an extra bowl, keep it," says the skeleton - in its sleep?
You got
Pool Noodles
Colourful, soggy-looking noodles floating in clear broth.
Despite the foamy texture, they do have an intriguing scent of seafood and spices.
Despite the foamy texture, they do have an intriguing scent of seafood and spices.
The smell of chlorine is just ambient, really.
The kelpie has fished its ducky out of the tray. It produces a second, identical ducky which it tenderly deposits at your feet, while keeping its own toy.
You got
Ducky N°2
Part of a matching set. They're friends for life, ok?
In the jacuzzi, you can see the elegant flippers and the strange, elongated, translucent heads of humanoid creatures.
Next to the jacuzzi, you see a few steam bath cabins, most of them off, but one of them full of an odd smoke, occasionally illuminated by a flash of light.downrightdude
The proper British net is scandalised by the French manicure and is ripped apart! (Or maybe it was just a very old net.)
The skeletons shudder and click at the sublime, awesome sound of the Snaw's song! What a good thing that the mermaid princess did not sing Return to the Sea, or the sheer goth drama of that song might have shattered the entire place.
After Snaw has been singing for a while, one of the skeletons cries, "I can't take it anymore!"
The skeleton gets down on one knee in front of the second skeleton. "This song, it brings back too much. Let's get married, Dembones!"
"What? Don't be silly." shouts Dembones. "We're already married!" They pick up the first skeleton and the two embrace."I know that, but let's get married again!"
The skeleton couple thanks the mermaid princess profusely. In celebration of their marriage (and impending re-marriage), they present the fishy pichi singer with gifts.
You got
Skeleton Wedding Invite and Bony Wedding Gift Basket
Comes with various party favours including candied oranges,
little soaps, actual gold coins and a whole cutlass.
Whatever you stole after this
We know where you live, Snaw.
Gelquie
The deep-serpent lets go and the uplifting-serpent triumphantly sets you down on the water on its side of the pool.
"Of course, we only give the best sliding and splashing experience here. What better way to enhance your poolside experience than to offer you the same professional maintenance?"
The serpent shows you what looks like a personal stash of products, and, should you choose its gifts, what will be yours.
You got
Homebrewed Bubble Bath
A tiny vial brimming with concentrated bubble power.
Not like the watered-down stuff they give landlubbers. This is the real deal.
Guaranteed to make you feel like you're swimming in shiny things that are all yours.
You got
Super Sleek Scale Lotion
Do you need people to slide smoothly down your back? Oh, you don't?
Well, if one day, you do... It comes in a cute shiny-eyed snake-shaped bottle and all.
Should you choose to check out the deep serpent's treasures before you make up your mind, it will poke its head back above the water.
"Considering both sides? Woah. That's deep. Here I have things I only show, you know. Those who understand."
The serpent lets out a sigh, but since it's already dived back to fetch things to show you, the sigh just comes up as a lot of blorping bubbles.
Should you choose the deep serpent's loot,
You got
Whirlpool in a Bottle
For when detergent really won't do.
Abyssal Lantern
Stuck in a place with little light? Accessorise with your own bioluminescent lure!
(Makers not responsible for increased prey drive.)
Should you still be unsure, both serpents will hurl their gifts at you regardless.