"More reliable methods of communicating"

[Huntress]

Know that thing I do sometimes where I spend some time rereading, tvtroping and redditing and then an idea regarding idiot balls and the fixing thereof pops into my head at stupid o'clock at night so I need to write it into a story (of sorts) the next morning?

Yeah, it's one of these.

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hey black you there? yeah why? ? no big potter got himself in trouble with umbridge again told me just now the dark lord had you at the ministry what no im at grimmauld pace wait crap he in trouble? what is going on? thats a fake vision isnt it ? sure looks like it voldething is trying to lure harry isnt it? to the ministry well obviously business as usual end of school year you know exams, assessments, marking, dark lord tries to kill potter crap what? ? ?? nothing think i lost a bet with minerva her guess was closer to today dangit snivellus where is harry now? umbridge took him and granger to the forbidden forest what thats not good probably can u do anything? probably not look ur boss will not be happy if umbridge does harry in first which one? yes oh they’ll be fine they’ve been traipsing around forbidden forest since year one practically the student park now contact the order though, dark lord will be at the ministry yeah sure will u get dumbles? yeah if he responds where he at? no idea he’s been posting vague status updates again last one was Nothing like a bit of salty sea breeze to lift the spirits so probably getting fish and chips in birmingham yeah that was my guess any news on harry? they got out of the forest as expected most probably going to rescue you now how? well, if they were any smart, they’d floo through umbridge’s vacant office so that’s ruled out brooms are locked looks like they’re taking school thestrals sure when in doubt, take school property no big we can get more hagrid grows them on trees or something what thestrals to london? how long will that take? six hours, give or take maybe eight depending on how cold they get good thing you’re not actually held in the ministry even your big head would bleed out by the time they get there can u let them know im fine? and that its a trap? nope they’re gone patronus? no y not? didn’t you give him that two way mirror you used to use with dead potter? yeah gonna have to ask him about that right ok will meet them at the ministry sure, go feel useful you have time, anyway take the tube maybe swing by a mcdonalds oh ill pick you up a happy meal get a disney princess toy to dislodge that stick up ur bum news on dumbles? yeah, he’s coming pouring his heart out to me right now asking if he made a mistake in not confiding in potter didnt know he could confide word my heart bleeds got fifty papers to mark by tomorrow fascinating reading i'm sure and let’s not even get into the worktime i wasted trying to teach golden boy not that it went anywhere, considering his freezing arse is currently somewhere over the midlands yeah u poor baby tell bumbledore the order is meeting at cafe outside the ministry gonna secure the kids and then move in expect hostility and voldething himself right keep in mind he’ll probably want to do a dramatic solo entrance dangit true moody can argue with him then keep me updated ok