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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 7, 2022 23:20:06 GMT -5
Local Community Center Casts Net on Organization
*** Local Weather: Bundle up! This cold snap will last until next Tuesday. Highs in the single digits, lows below zero. Flurries expected on Monday, but no accumulation. Remember your cold weather precautions; keep a facet dripping to prevent frozen pipes, be careful with heat sources to prevent fires, and make sure you have your winter survival kit ready to go. Things will warm up on Wednesday, and Thursday is the pick day of the week.
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Post by Lizica on Jan 14, 2022 18:17:16 GMT -5
Hot Singles Found in Your Area! Check Out Our List of Top Ten Ways to Be Just Like Them! -- There has been a statewide recall on Ehrbare brand Red Velvet Cake Mix. Said cake mixes were found to be missing the ingredients necessary to make the cake red, instead resulting in cakes that were a caustic blue in color. Fearing backlash, lawsuits, and bear traps over their false advertising, Ehrbare has instructed all customers to return their Red Velvet Cake Mixes to their local grocery stores for a full refund.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 21, 2023 21:11:26 GMT -5
Are You Eating Caustic Velvet Cake? Has Everything Gone Blue? Find Out If You Could Be Affected! -- We are sorry to announce that Ice Skate Rental Room is temporarily closed for a family emergency. We understand that this is just ahead of the Ice Skating Extravaganza this upcoming Friday in the adjoining Municipal Ice Rink. If you still need to rent skates, we recommend visiting other ice skate rental businesses in the area and bringing the skates to the venue.
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Post by Killix on Feb 21, 2023 21:52:24 GMT -5
Municipal Ice Rink Calls for Ice Skate Theftstravaganza! --- Game developer Triple A has been the talk of tech with their surprise release this week: RealSim VR. Their new device is said to revolutionize virtual reality gaming by making the player feel whatever their in-game character experiences. "It's amazing!" says the lead developer, "You feel actual pain every time your avatar takes a punch in a fighting game. When your character catches on fire, it burns. When our play testers were struck by lightning magic, they would sometimes pass out on the spot!" Triple A's representative went on to mention how graphical presentation in the industry has reached its limit at photorealism, and boasts that RealSim VR has "opened up a whole new world of gaming" by introducing pain into video games, making it the "most realistic" VR experience yet.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 22, 2023 18:16:18 GMT -5
Magical Matrix World Prototype Created! Real Integration, Real Pain, Real Death! Join the VR Experience and Leave Reality Behind Forever! -- Local socialite Spring Printemps and her fiance will be married in a public ceremony at Municipal Park on the 15th of May. There will be a three-hour extravagant family-friendly reception at the same venue after the ceremony. All members of the town are welcome to attend (except you, Sheila; don't think she forgot the dress incident!!). Gifts must be examined by security but are otherwise welcome (unless it'd violate the family friendly nature of the event or unless you're Sheila). Formal wear is not required but please dress up for this event. Do not wear Sheila's signature dress or you will be thrown out of the venue. Please respond to Printemp's address as soon as possible if you need accommodations.
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