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Post by Reiqua on Mar 7, 2018 2:53:17 GMT -5
Take a Kwikspell course and brush up on your magic skills. Then get your letter of acceptance to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, break into Dumbledore's office, steal his pensieve and voila! No more problem!
I want to take a Kwikspell course but I can't find any contact details to get in touch with the Kwikspell company. What should I do?
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Post by Celestial on Mar 7, 2018 6:37:54 GMT -5
Why, start your own course! How hard can it be? Worst comes to the worst, you can always fake a certification from Kwikspell and get the same rewards for none of the work. =D
I do not have enough work. How can I find stuff to do at my job without bugging my boss?
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 7, 2018 19:33:44 GMT -5
Go to others' desks and steal their assignments. They won't mind at all, and it'll only reflect well on you for getting so much extra work done! =D
I read really slowly. How to I speed up my reading?
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Mar 7, 2018 19:48:07 GMT -5
Put your brain on fast forward. Works every time.
I need to do homework but I also don't want to do homework. What now?
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Post by Celestial on Mar 10, 2018 7:13:30 GMT -5
Put your homework in a box and never open that box. Until you observe your homework, it will be both done and not done at the same time. That excuse will fly with your tutor and they will give you extra credit for knowing your physics.
My grandma yells all the time. How can I get her to be quieter?
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Post by Liou on Mar 10, 2018 10:02:01 GMT -5
Use a silicone spray lubricant, or petroleum jelly or some kind of oil if you don't have anything else. They make hinges very quiet, so that should work great on your grandma.
I can't get started on creative projects because I'm afraid the result will be very disappointing compared to the initial idea. Halp?
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Post by Coaster on Mar 10, 2018 16:11:13 GMT -5
Do creative projects based on *other* people's ideas. That way, if it doesn't turn out well, you can just say everyone else's ideas are rubbish!
I finished a bunch of snacks in my room but feel like I should have a proper lunch. Any ideas?
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Post by Celestial on Mar 11, 2018 9:10:00 GMT -5
Regurgitate the snacks and combine them with other ingredients into a proper lunch, then eat that. The upside of this method is that it will be a very easy to digest meal.
I have fallen behind with my language learning. How do I get back on the wagon?
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 13, 2018 2:16:24 GMT -5
Use the language all the time. Like, all the time; refuse to speak in anything but that language even to those who don't speak the language. Grocery clerk? Use your learning language. Calling a cab? Use your learning language. Talking to your family and friends? Use your learning language. This goes for typing too; all your forum posts should now be in your learning language. Since if you do it enough, everyone else will have to learn it to understand what you're saying, and then you'll have a slew of people using the same learning language as you and thus you'll have no reason to not use it.
I'm out of practice juggling and need to know. How do I learn to juggle knives without injuring myself terribly?
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Post by Shinko on Mar 13, 2018 7:39:21 GMT -5
You learn to juggle knives without injuring yourself by first juggling knives and injuring yourself! No pain, no gain!
My sister who lives with me is a butt about the air conditioner and keeps our house really cold. =C I try to change it so it's warmer and she turns it down again. What do?
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Post by Coaster on Mar 13, 2018 12:56:19 GMT -5
Throw it out the window. (If it's physically installed in the house, go cut a hole in the wall or something and throw it out the window anyways.) There's no possible reason you'll regret it anyways when summer comes around or the police show up.
I kind of want to ask someone out but it's really nerve-wracking and I feel like we would both just be really nervous and terrified if it actually ended up happening. Any ideas?
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Post by Moni on Mar 13, 2018 16:12:45 GMT -5
Cut out your nerves from your body so they can't be racked. Requires a bit of surgery but I'm sure you can find an, uh, exotic anesthesiologist to help you out!
I can't write. What do Moni does?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2018 21:07:37 GMT -5
Talk the story out to anyone who is hearing. Extra points if they're a complete stranger you find like, on the bus or somewhere alike
I am so sick I am passing out all of the time and have no energy but yet I have so much studying and hw to do. What do I do?
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Mar 23, 2018 15:34:40 GMT -5
Feed your homework to your dog. Your teacher will understand. If you don't have a dog, any pet will do. Fish love homework. Any advice for how to relax after a mentally taxing day?
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Post by Coaster on Mar 24, 2018 1:44:58 GMT -5
Go to an accountant and rant about your problems to them. They love dealing with taxes at this time of year! Maybe you can even get the taxing parts of your day refunded!
My sleep schedule is weird lately because I work mornings some days and evenings on others. What's the best way to deal with it?
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