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Post by Moni on Feb 18, 2017 23:19:13 GMT -5
( Twillie) FFM: GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME What's wrong? FFM: She's infected! She'll pass on the virus to me! FFM: The crappy music virus! Her singing is worse than the flyswatter! Do you ever have trouble with Comet over your music preferences? She's quite a fangirl, you know.
FFM: I try to tell her and Faust that they can bond over her awful music, but they keep fighting anyway.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Feb 18, 2017 23:32:48 GMT -5
( Moni Twillie) Laima: Why are there two Queens? Why does one have a giant flyswatter?
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Mar 2, 2017 23:10:52 GMT -5
He flashed his teeth in a wide grin. "Hello, cupcake. Here for a dose of passion? You're so lovely I ought to be paying to kiss you~" Cassie squeals inwardly and smiles back like the Scrac. "Oh, stop," she croons, signing any necessary waivers without reading very much of them, dropping a sack of Bells on the table cause many sleepless nights on a certain island, and pulling out a very unfitting and frilly fan before unfolding it, blocking any view from the fourth wall/camera...
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 2, 2017 23:19:41 GMT -5
He flashed his teeth in a wide grin. "Hello, cupcake. Here for a dose of passion? You're so lovely I ought to be paying to kiss you~" Cassie squeals inwardly and smiles back like the Scrac. "Oh, stop," she croons, signing any necessary waivers without reading very much of them, dropping a sack of Bells on the table cause many sleepless nights on a certain island, and pulling out a very unfitting and frilly fan before unfolding it, blocking any view from the fourth wall/camera... He leaned forward and kissed her cheek softly, lingering in a nuzzle before moving to her lips. He resisted the urge to lick his lips, pressing them instead against hers. At least, that's what it looked like in the silhouette behind the frilly fan.
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Post by Moni on Mar 3, 2017 0:31:15 GMT -5
( The Scrac that Smiles Back) Faust is so preoccupied with the demongoat, she almost doesn't notice Poison Oak's booth. But alas, all good things must end.FAUST (putting on protective goggles): You! Oak Tree! Are you the guy with the stupid poison kiss powers? If so, I need to collect a sample of your saliva. Please spit in this vial.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 3, 2017 0:48:21 GMT -5
( The Scrac that Smiles Back) Faust is so preoccupied with the demongoat, she almost doesn't notice Poison Oak's booth. But alas, all good things must end.FAUST (putting on protective goggles): You! Oak Tree! Are you the guy with the stupid poison kiss powers? If so, I need to collect a sample of your saliva. Please spit in this vial. Oak pulled his lips off of his current customer, stroking her hair and speaking softly. " Alas, my passion fruit, perhaps you should return at a later time." He turned to the newcomer and smiled broadly. "I'm happy to oblige with your request if you would be so generous as to support the charity I'm here to raise funds for."
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Post by Moni on Mar 3, 2017 0:54:42 GMT -5
The Scrac that Smiles BackFAUST: Ugh. The things you have to do for science. I don't believe that you're even with a charity, or at least, not a smart charity. Why would anyone hire someone with a poisonous kiss to raise money by kissing people? Just spit in the vial, it'll take you all of five seconds.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 3, 2017 1:02:11 GMT -5
The Scrac that Smiles BackFAUST: Ugh. The things you have to do for science. I don't believe that you're even with a charity, or at least, not a smart charity. Why would anyone hire someone with a poisonous kiss to raise money by kissing people? Just spit in the vial, it'll take you all of five seconds. He leaned back, smirking and crossing his arms. "Because I'm the forbidden fruit, an embodiment of dangerous but exciting pleasure. I'm sorry, but I can't betray the organization that has put faith in me for this task. You'll need to donate for me to spit in that vile."
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Post by Moni on Mar 3, 2017 1:22:44 GMT -5
The Scrac that Smiles BackFAUST: I'd say you're more the natural embodiment of the Darwin award. I wouldn't call it dangerous and exciting to avoid that which is clearly disgusting. Plus, I'm just a responsible citizen who wants to know where exactly her money will go. Or you could just spit in this vial. It's a pretty nice vial, all things considered. What if I gave you some chocolate?
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Mar 3, 2017 1:25:02 GMT -5
Cassie lowers the fan, her face a delicate pink, and quickly glances around. She belatedly realizes her hands are still entwined in Poison Oak's hair, and removes them slowly and surreptitiously.
"Well...thanks."Cassie is just about speechless, but manages to slip him something else small and paper. "This is just in case you would like to go camping sometime," she whispers.
And with that, Cassie dives back into the bushes.
Some say she is still camping.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 3, 2017 1:43:31 GMT -5
The Scrac that Smiles BackFAUST: I'd say you're more the natural embodiment of the Darwin award. I wouldn't call it dangerous and exciting to avoid that which is clearly disgusting. Plus, I'm just a responsible citizen who wants to know where exactly her money will go. Or you could just spit in this vial. It's a pretty nice vial, all things considered. What if I gave you some chocolate? "I'm so sorry, the insults aren't helping your offer seem appealing. Please move along." he replied. Cassie lowers the fan, her face a delicate pink, and quickly glances around. She belatedly realizes her hands are still entwined in Poison Oak's hair, and removes them slowly and surreptitiously. "Well...thanks."Cassie is just about speechless, but manages to slip him something else small and paper. "This is just in case you would like to go camping sometime," she whispers. And with that, Cassie dives back into the bushes. Some say she is still camping. He pocketed the small item and the paper.
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Post by Moni on Mar 3, 2017 2:09:21 GMT -5
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 3, 2017 2:18:39 GMT -5
" CHARITY WORKER BEING HARASSED! ASSISTANCE NEEDED!" He announced very loudly to the crowd in the area.
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Post by Moni on Mar 3, 2017 2:32:54 GMT -5
The Scrac that Smiles BackFAUST: Your "charity" is a scam. Let me fix that for you. You're a con artist that takes money that could be spent to real charities. Nobody should be giving you money. Give to the Green Circle of Heraclia or something, not this disgusting excuse for a human being. *puts up sign listing real charities* Wait, is Oak Tree even human?
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Mar 4, 2017 1:57:52 GMT -5
Cassie pokes her head out of the tent, clearly visible from the bushes, and gives them both a slow shake of the head before diving back in again.
The coward.
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