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Post by Moni on Feb 16, 2017 0:53:12 GMT -5
( The Scrac that Smiles Back) FAUST: You mean like... lip-contact? With strangers? Ugh, that's disgusting. I'd rather work a 9-5 job at Moonbucks than... than do that. FFM: And she'd probably make more money than me if she did it! FAUST: Pft. FFM: Your old lady skills would be perfect for an "affection booth." Just make a batch of cookies and people will flock to you, you can even sell them for exorbitant prices. FAUST: Don't call me old. Besides, I don't know how to make cookies. FFM: I remember that time you made them with chilli pepper. They were delicious. FAUST: ... anyway, since you're his girlfriend, I'll give you a discount, Comet. It's a -5000% discount, as a metter of fact. $2500 dollars. FFM: ... but I want to--oh. That's why you're doing this. FAUST: Why I'm doing what?
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Feb 16, 2017 1:50:32 GMT -5
( The Scrac that Smiles Back) FAUST: You mean like... lip-contact? With strangers? Ugh, that's disgusting. I'd rather work a 9-5 job at Moonbucks than... than do that. FFM: And she'd probably make more money than me if she did it! FAUST: Pft. FFM: Your old lady skills would be perfect for an "affection booth." Just make a batch of cookies and people will flock to you, you can even sell them for exorbitant prices. FAUST: Don't call me old. Besides, I don't know how to make cookies. FFM: I remember that time you made them with chilli pepper. They were delicious. FAUST: ... anyway, since you're his girlfriend, I'll give you a discount, Comet. It's a -5000% discount, as a metter of fact. $2500 dollars. FFM: ... but I want to--oh. That's why you're doing this. FAUST: Why I'm doing what? Laima: Same reason you do most things. Daniel, would you like to come over to my kissing booth? The boss there is a reasonable person.
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Post by Moni on Feb 16, 2017 2:16:43 GMT -5
( The Scrac that Smiles Back) FFM: Sure! I think I'm due for a break, anyway. FAUST: Fine, fine. Breaaaaaak. FFM: <3 Dr. Faust pulls down the sign on the booth and replaces it with a sign that says COOKIES FOR YOU SAD SOPS WHO NEVER HAD A LOVING FAMILYFAUST: Also, there's free candy! And free math and science problems! This will be a hit! FFM: I think... I think I'll just go. FAUST: Have fun with your... eugh, public displays of affection.
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Post by Thorn on Feb 16, 2017 3:47:26 GMT -5
Dume'd: ( Gelquie) Ah! Are you alright? *goes to help her up* I can't do anything like that. I think I can light candles though. *holds a hand out and casts flames* *succeeds in lighting two candles, and also the curtain* Ohnonotagain... Nyx: ( Liou Twillie) *raises an eyebrow at Liou* Well, if you insist. *folds her cloak around the Queen and kisses her deeply in a way which might seem romantic if it wasn't Nyx*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 16, 2017 4:20:23 GMT -5
( Thorn) Ari: I'm alright, not a scratch on me. And... oh, oh no. See, sometimes curtains burn and sometimes they don't, you'd think they'd tell you which ones burn. Uh, here! *Shouts an icy blast at the curtain.* Yes, I get it right the second or third time. By the way, it's some sort of power I get from dragons, long story. Maybe I should stick to smaller spells, though, I just never think of it. Espin: *Glances over at the Queen and Nyx.* Well then. You'll each have to tell me how the other one performed. Technically, you got one from the Queen. Espin: On the cheek. I thought you didn't want one on the lips. Espin: I don't, that's why I'm asking them to tell me. ...Are you that bored and at a want for thoughts in prison? Espin: >_> ((Also, I just realized that I missed The Scrac that Smiles Back's post with Poison Oak. Sorry! I plan to reply to it, I'm just going to wait for the next gap in time to fill for HC characters.))
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Post by Celestial on Feb 16, 2017 6:59:43 GMT -5
((Catch up time!)) Ranumgen: *gets up from his swoon and sidles over to Sieg ( Shinko)* Hey, hey...think fast! *turns into Zoya and plants a smooth on Sieg's lips* Sieg: *starting to respond to Charles, but gets cut off* MMMPH! *shoves* That's not funny, you sick creep! I don't care how much you enjoy people's suffering, that was not funny! *spins around and stalks as far away as he can get without being permitted to actually leave* Whoops, I think that pushed several wrong buttons. 8'D ((Context again for those not in the know, Zoya is a vampire who emotionally manipulated Sieg and almost turned him into a vampire too. He has quite a bit of PTSD from the incident in question.)) Ranumgen: *snorts, turns into a weasel and rolls over laughing* That was hilarious, what are you talking about? =D And ooh, lookie, dragon! Let's see what happens over here. *Climbs on Kaldira's( Coaster) head* Hello, fellow dimension-hopper! So, did it hurt when you fell from the other place or did those lovely wings save you? Alain: *is momentarily distracted from Everett to go over to Sieg* A trickster god will always be a trickster, and they tend to be...loose with human morals. Are you alright? Espin: Yes, her. Hello, Miss Kinglsey. I... Actually, I don't know why I'm here, or how I got here... Though come to think, though this place is filled with... inanity, it's a nice break from being holed up in my prison cell. And if this pays off a part of my prison sentence, I'll take it. ...Really, you'll kiss random people to reduce your sentence? Espin: ...It's not ideal, but if it means being freed from jail that much sooner, I'll take it. Well then, opportunity awaits! =D *Gestures to Tabitha.* Espin: I, uh... ...Now hang on, I don't actually know if this would take time off my prison sentence, I was just making a hypothetical. I noticed that hesitation. =D Espin: I was simply getting my words together. >_> Fine, Tabitha, looks like you're going to have to go first. Tabitha: *laughs* What a novel way to reduce a sentence, I hardly think I have ever heard of such a thing. I think, Doctor, that you escaped and now you are making things up to seduce me. Who is to say there is no poison on your lips? You were associated with the Queen after all* *puts her hand on his shoulder flirtatiously and smiles* I am hardly going to let you escape so easily, you know. And ooh, hey, since Kylie is here...*shoves in Lucille* Lucille: *pulls Hermia( Birdy)* away and snogs Kylie unabashedly*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 16, 2017 7:29:52 GMT -5
Espin: Yes, her. Hello, Miss Kinglsey. I... Actually, I don't know why I'm here, or how I got here... Though come to think, though this place is filled with... inanity, it's a nice break from being holed up in my prison cell. And if this pays off a part of my prison sentence, I'll take it. ...Really, you'll kiss random people to reduce your sentence? Espin: ...It's not ideal, but if it means being freed from jail that much sooner, I'll take it. Well then, opportunity awaits! =D *Gestures to Tabitha.* Espin: I, uh... ...Now hang on, I don't actually know if this would take time off my prison sentence, I was just making a hypothetical. I noticed that hesitation. =D Espin: I was simply getting my words together. >_> Fine, Tabitha, looks like you're going to have to go first. Tabitha: *laughs* What a novel way to reduce a sentence, I hardly think I have ever heard of such a thing. I think, Doctor, that you escaped and now you are making things up to seduce me. Who is to say there is no poison on your lips? You were associated with the Queen after all* *puts her hand on his shoulder flirtatiously and smiles* I am hardly going to let you escape so easily, you know. And ooh, hey, since Kylie is here...*shoves in Lucille* Lucille: *pulls Hermia( Birdy)* away and snogs Kylie unabashedly* Espin: *Eyes the hand uncertainly.* ...Clearly not, Miss Kingsley. Be careful, or you'll steal the warden's job. ...And you do so much to pin a seduction on me when you were the one who first levied the idea of me paying off my sentence by being here. I think, perhaps, you're trying to turn this on me to get to me, so you can have permission to be forward so that perhaps you can make your mark on me. *Smirks.* Clever, Miss Kingsley. But not clever enough. If the Queen did do something to my lips, who's to say you'll find out? Says the guy who didn't swipe away her hand.(( Birdy, you can fill in words to say before the kiss happens between Lucille and Kylie if you want, but for a quick reaction:)) Kylie: *Looks a little shy at the people staring at first, but manages to get fully engrossed in the kiss.*
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Post by Liou on Feb 16, 2017 12:01:24 GMT -5
((Reactions to a whole night's worth of roleplaying! s(°u°)z I could have tagged y'all every other paragraph, really.)) Cori: Oh. I... *Gingerly accepts the flower, staring at the two in her hand.* They are rather nice. I... Thanks, Vic. ^^ You sure you don't want it? I think we got similar ones. We could... match, at least. Vic: well um... *mentally kicks herself for not thinking of that* It looks better on you. And you're the one who gives stuff, usually. So. *stares for a moment, then impulsively reaches into the booth and starts arranging the flowers into Cori's hair* Zenith: *is hugged by Randy and cuddles back* Hello yes I am Zenith, pleased to meet you- ( Coaster , there's more below) Zenith's thoughts: oh crud oh crud, the Duke guy introduced himself all fancy-like, but then I forgot to introduce myself to him, I mean I am famous and don't usually need to but that is so rude of me, oh no he is turning away, that is probably because I was rude and everyone here must think so too but they are too polite to say anything, oh wow this fan is cute I haven't canoodled a cute girl in months, but how do I introduce myself to the Duck Duke guy without being even ruder, everyone here is gonna hate me more-Ossie: Ah, hello Zenith. *Polite nod* And I would use the term "met" loosely, you're the first to come say hi! XD But I do at least know a lot of them. *Glances warily at Queen, Espin, and Nyx* Though some I'd rather avoid if it's all the same. Sieg: *turns to Zen* It's fine ah... Zenith was it? The city where I live is populated by elves who are almost universally extremely tall. I'm used to being towered over by a disproportionate amount. *soft laugh* And I'd rather not be kissed but if anyone were to express interest my writer'd probably not give me an option in the issue. Zen: It will be okay Oswald, I won't let the edgelord squad try anything, and everyone here will have an option in the issue, dangit, otherwise the writers will be hearing from me. 8I Because that is what I do, *half-turns to Alain and projects voice pointedly towards him* I am a professional hero who protects the innocent, oh had I not mentioned that earlier, how could it be, >___>;;; I go by the name Zenith, just in case I hadn't said it earlier. ( Shinko , Celestial ) Zen: ( N-nailed it???) *sees Sieg get attacked by Zoyanumgen* NOT ON MY WATCH!! *tries to fly-tackle, but is blocked by an invisible force-field* stop it writer that's not faaaiiir I wanted to heeelp whyyy Dx ((lol what an excuse)) *Kaldora-burnination happens* Zen: o___o *half-scared and half-squee* We might want to keep a safe distance? *edges so that they're between the dragon and the rest of the group, also casually takes Randy's hand* So what is your name? Would you be up for some canoodling? Because that can be arranged. We could even fly a few feet up - I usually need a tandem harness and waiver but this isn't canon. =3 Dr. Faust pulls down the sign on the booth and replaces it with a sign that says COOKIES FOR YOU SAD SOPS WHO NEVER HAD A LOVING FAMILY Demongoat: *appears again, standing in the air above Faust's shoulder as if there was an invisible platform there* Baaaah. *tongue shoots out, spins around the booth in search of cookies, then sticks to Faust's cheek like a magnet* Nyx: ( Liou Twillie ) *raises an eyebrow at Liou* Well, if you insist. *folds her cloak around the Queen and kisses her deeply in a way which might seem romantic if it wasn't Nyx* *explodes into a shower of sparkles and flower petals, creating a background like fireworks behind the two* ((Is... is that everyone? I think it's everyone... *flops*))
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Post by PFA on Feb 16, 2017 12:49:32 GMT -5
I fear I may already be too late, but... *shoves Hermia into the fray* Go, Hermia! Your One True Love is already being lured away from you! D: If you hurry, you may yet be able to save him from the siren song of Pallada! ;________; Hermia: *scowls* I can - and will - hurt you. ((Hi PFA and Celestial =D )) Bardsley: *rolls his eyes* ...you're not even going to respond. you are RUDE ;_;
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Post by Shinko on Feb 16, 2017 13:25:06 GMT -5
((Mmm'kay, so I've been trying to think of something funny for Sieg to do/say and he's being a turd and refusing to engage with the lolz tone anymore. So! I'm shipping him off and summoning in someone who is both less emotionally fragile and more funny/fun to watch in general.)) Morgaine: *marches in, her face set in a scowl, and grabs dragon!Kaldora - Coaster- by her... horn or frill or whatevs, lolz* Stop that this instant! People are here to have Valentines fun, and now they're scrambling for cover! You are meant to be one of the good guys aren't you? The villains are behaving better than you, young lady! *Gestures to Espin, Queen and Nyx* Ossie: *watches this, eyebrows raised as he hovers behind Zenith ( Liou)* Who in the world is that?*Munching popcorn* Sieg's mom. Ossie: *to Zenith* She reminds one a bit of Ms. Kingsley, doesn't she? XD Morgaine: *ignoring this exchange* And you- *pushes her index finger right against Ranumgen's nose - Celestial- * For a trickster god, this is the best you can come up with? A holiday devoted to romance, all this ammunition for trolling, and you go for the low blow? I'd have though you more creative than that. *Smirks* Let a real troll show you how it's done. *Morgaine whirls on her feet, stalks over to the distracted Everett ( PFA) and climbs up a magically conjured step stool to plant one on him*
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Post by Coaster on Feb 16, 2017 14:50:45 GMT -5
Ranumgen: *snorts, turns into a weasel and rolls over laughing* That was hilarious, what are you talking about? =D And ooh, lookie, dragon! Let's see what happens over here. *Climbs on Kaldira's( Coaster) head* Hello, fellow dimension-hopper! So, did it hurt when you fell from the other place or did those lovely wings save you? Go ahead, tell 'em, Kaldora 8D Kaldora: *glares menacingly* (apparently she doesn't want to talk about it but yes, yes it did, in all the worst ways, thanks in large part to Ghostie Gulbrand over there) Morgaine: *marches in, her face set in a scowl, and grabs dragon!Kaldora - Coaster- by her... horn or frill or whatevs, lolz* Stop that this instant! People are here to have Valentines fun, and now they're scrambling for cover! You are meant to be one of the good guys aren't you? The villains are behaving better than you, young lady! *Gestures to Espin, Queen and Nyx* Kaldora: *grumbling sigh, then returns to elfy-form, still held by the ear* People attended the Bloody Coronation in order to have fun as well, and it should be apparent from the title it is remembered by how well that went. But I do apologize for my outburst, except the fact that THAT SCUM WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE STOPPED EXISTINGGhost-Ancel: *trying and failing to eat corporeal food from the Gyro City catering truck* Zenith: *is hugged by Randy and cuddles back* Hello yes I am Zenith, pleased to meet you- ( Coaster , there's more below) Zenith's thoughts: oh crud oh crud, the Duke guy introduced himself all fancy-like, but then I forgot to introduce myself to him, I mean I am famous and don't usually need to but that is so rude of me, oh no he is turning away, that is probably because I was rude and everyone here must think so too but they are too polite to say anything, oh wow this fan is cute I haven't canoodled a cute girl in months, but how do I introduce myself to the Duck Duke guy without being even ruder, everyone here is gonna hate me more---- *Kaldora-burnination happens* Zen: o___o *half-scared and half-squee* We might want to keep a safe distance? *edges so that they're between the dragon and the rest of the group, also casually takes Randy's hand* So what is your name? Would you be up for some canoodling? Because that can be arranged. We could even fly a few feet up - I usually need a tandem harness and waiver but this isn't canon. =3 Randy: *stammering at reciprocated Zen-cuddles* H-HI I AM MIRANDA AND YES GOOD MEET *beet-red and BSOD at suggestion of canoodling and vaguely registers mention of harness* Kaysha (from truck): THAT MEANS YES
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Post by PFA on Feb 16, 2017 15:58:13 GMT -5
Morgaine: *ignoring this exchange* And you- *pushes her index finger right against Ranumgen's nose - Celestial- * For a trickster god, this is the best you can come up with? A holiday devoted to romance, all this ammunition for trolling, and you go for the low blow? I'd have though you more creative than that. *Smirks* Let a real troll show you how it's done. *Morgaine whirls on her feet, stalks over to the distracted Everett ( PFA) and climbs up a magically conjured step stool to plant one on him* *heartily applauds* beautiful Everett: !! *stumbles backward, sputtering indignantly*
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Post by Celestial on Feb 16, 2017 16:58:54 GMT -5
Tabitha: *laughs* What a novel way to reduce a sentence, I hardly think I have ever heard of such a thing. I think, Doctor, that you escaped and now you are making things up to seduce me. Who is to say there is no poison on your lips? You were associated with the Queen after all* *puts her hand on his shoulder flirtatiously and smiles* I am hardly going to let you escape so easily, you know. And ooh, hey, since Kylie is here...*shoves in Lucille* Lucille: *pulls Hermia( Birdy)* away and snogs Kylie unabashedly* Espin: *Eyes the hand uncertainly.* ...Clearly not, Miss Kingsley. Be careful, or you'll steal the warden's job. ...And you do so much to pin a seduction on me when you were the one who first levied the idea of me paying off my sentence by being here. I think, perhaps, you're trying to turn this on me to get to me, so you can have permission to be forward so that perhaps you can make your mark on me. *Smirks.* Clever, Miss Kingsley. But not clever enough. If the Queen did do something to my lips, who's to say you'll find out? Says the guy who didn't swipe away her hand.(( Birdy, you can fill in words to say before the kiss happens between Lucille and Kylie if you want, but for a quick reaction:)) Kylie: *Looks a little shy at the people staring at first, but manages to get fully engrossed in the kiss.* Tabitha: Why would I ever want to do that, Doctor? If I wanted to defeat you all by myself, if indeed you are my "chosen enemy" , all I would have to do is ask the other heroes and they would grant me the privilege. Unless you meant the other kind of mark, in which case, I hate to disappoint you but it is not like that. *smiles* The only way I would find out whether the Queen did do something to your lips is if you forced me to, and that would be rather indecorous of you, would it not? Lucille: *pulls away from Kylie* I heard there was kissing. I'm happy to see you are here because you're the person I wanted to kiss the most. ;D Zen: It will be okay Oswald, I won't let the edgelord squad try anything, and everyone here will have an option in the issue, dangit, otherwise the writers will be hearing from me. 8I Because that is what I do, *half-turns to Alain and projects voice pointedly towards him* I am a professional hero who protects the innocent, oh had I not mentioned that earlier, how could it be, >___>;;; I go by the name Zenith, just in case I hadn't said it earlier. ( Shinko , Celestial ) Zen: ( N-nailed it???) *sees Sieg get attacked by Zoyanumgen* NOT ON MY WATCH!! *tries to fly-tackle, but is blocked by an invisible force-field* stop it writer that's not faaaiiir I wanted to heeelp whyyy Dx Alain: *smiles as Zenith introduces themselves* A pleasure then, Zenith, though I do wish you all the best of luck against the writers; one has to be a strong person to control them. *puts a finger to his chin thoughtfully* Though you seem interesting...in our world, you might have made for a fascinating knight. A person who can fly would have some uses. Ranumgen: *hops of Kaldora's( Coaster) head* Hey, don't look at me. For once it wasn't me to brought him back. Not much of a talker, are you? *turns into a frog and grins widely at Morgaine, clapping his "hands" together* Oh, bravo, bravo. But you are wrong: I am not just a trickster or a troll. I do simply what I want. Though speaking of which...*hops into Queen's( Twillie) hair and pops out in the shape of a chihuahua* Hey, you're missing one of these. Every pop star needs a small trophy pet. And I can give you all the kisses too. *licks her face* Alain: *blinks as Morgaine kisses Everett before bursting out laughing* Mrs. Braham, I was hoping to be the one to claim Everett's first kiss. I suppose I will have to settle for second. *catches Everett( PFA) in his arms as he stumbles*
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Post by Shinko on Feb 16, 2017 17:09:47 GMT -5
Morgaine: *smirks at Alain Celestial* You have to be quicker than that then, your Grace. Can't fault a woman for taking the assertive approach. *winks to Everett PFA* Relax, it's all in fun. Ossie: *to Kaldora Coaster* An exorcism might work better in this case than setting everyone's booths on fire. There are enough religious peeps around for that. Ossie: Hm? Who do you mean? The people in the green. *grins* CHARLIE-PANTS, DO AN EXORCISM.
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Post by PFA on Feb 16, 2017 17:37:12 GMT -5
Everett: *pulls away from Alain ( Celestial)* For Woo's sake, Alain. >__> *dusts self off* Charles: *raises an eyebrow at Shinko* As much as I'd like to help, I'm a mage, not a priest. Well it's not like there's any priests here right now :T Also not enough people are kissing you so *gives him a peck on the cheek* Charles: Wh— don't do that! >_<
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