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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:06:33 GMT -5
Article: With so many different intelligent species on one planet, it's not hard to wonder why Neopians are inclined to eat each other. But what species is the most popular candidate for consumption? Chias come to mind, as do Draiks because of their eggs. But who is it really? Due to Neopia's lack of food laws and standards many dishes out there contain unspecified meat, and might as well be named similarly to " Fried Something". Below I have listed dishes that are known to contain a certain kind of Neopian within them, as well as some suspects. Need to sort and count them all to finish the article. Trying to go for a humorous tone, like these items were created with. Should beef and steak be counted as Kau? -edit- I think I'm going to write an article on the species nobody wants to eat instead. Blame Chias and their frequent depictions being hunted, yet not having a single food item out there that expressively contains them. |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:07:27 GMT -5
Acara
-Known
None
-Suspects
None
Aisha
-Known
None
-Suspects
Aisha Tomato and Potato Soup - r79 [Uncommon]
This yummy chunky soup is served in a spiffy Aisha bowl.
Aisha Cheeseburger - r75 [Uncommon]
A yummy cheeseburger with a bun the shape of an Aisha!
Aisha Mega Burger - r85 [Rare]
Created especially for Aisha Day in year seven!
Blumaroo
-Known
Jelly Blumaroo Jelly - r101 [Special]
Eek! Is that a real Blumaroo?
Blumaroo Steak - r54
What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?
Blumaroo Tail Salad Extravaganza - r94 [Very Rare]
A Blumaroo here, a Blumaroo there, with just a touch of olive to round out a gourmet meal to drool over.
-Suspects
None
Bori
-Known
None
-Suspects
None
Bruce
-Known
None
-Suspects
Green Bruce Lunch Plate - r101 [Special]
Red Bruce Juice - r78 [Uncommon]
Who knew red was a flavour?
Buzz
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None
-Suspects
Hot Buzz Pie - r77 [Uncommon]
A yummy pie full of meat and potatoes made for Buzz day.
Chia
-Known
None
-Suspects
Anti-Chia Cake - r68
The perfect cake for an anti-Chia celebration.
Chia Sticky New Year Cake - r85 [Rare]
Just the thing to enjoy over the new year!
Chomby
-Known
Chomby Pate - r84 [Uncommon]
What a darling pate!
Disco Chomby Pie - r101 [Special]
Be careful how you swallow those spikes while you are eating this Chomby pie!
-Suspects
Chomby Hot Dog - r83 [Uncommon]
This delicious hot dog comes with catsup and mustard. It also has crisps sticking out of it to make it look like a Chomby!
The Blue Chomby Burger - r101 [Special]
Dont worry we dont think the burger is actually made of Chomby.
Chomby Meatloaf - r87 [Rare]
This tasty looking meatloaf is shaped to look like a chomby and is decorated with crackers.
Cybunny
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None
-Suspects
None
Draik
-Known
Pirate Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Do NOT eat this egg... inside is a baby Draik, and if you can work out how to hatch it, you can keep it as a pet!
Blue Draik Egg - r95 [Ultra Rare]
Green Draik Egg - r96 [Ultra Rare]
Yellow Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Red Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
Lost Desert Draik Egg - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Island Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
Darigan Draik Egg - r99 [Super Rare]
Zombie Draik Egg - r99 [Super Rare]
Ice Draik Egg - r98 [Ultra Rare]
-Suspects
Draik Wrap - r78 [Uncommon]
Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely wrap!
Draik Soup - r77 [Uncommon]
Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely soup!
Draik Salad - r76 [Uncommon]
Satisfy your craving to obtain a Draik with a lovely salad!
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:08:32 GMT -5
Elephante
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Elephante Trunk Stew - r88 [Rare]
This stew has a nice thick broth and a whole Elephante trunk to make it extra hearty!
Deluxe Elephante Burger - r89 [Rare]
You really do not want any fries with this.
-Suspects
Plain Elephante Ear - r84 [Uncommon]
Its just like being at the fair!
Chocolate Elephante Ear - r90 [Very Rare]
Its just like being at the fair! But with extra chocolate.
Eyrie
-Known
Eyrie Gumbo - r64
Caution: SPICY!
Eyrie Meatloaf - r62
Small portions, but ever so tasty.
-Suspects
Flotsam
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None
-Suspects
None
Gelert
-Known
None
-Suspects
None
Gnorbu
-Known
-Suspects
Gnorbu Burger - r88 [Rare]
Who could resist a tasty burger with lettuce and cheese on a Gnorbu-shaped bun?
Grarrl
-Known
Keno Egg Salad Sandwich - r85 [Rare]
At least those eggs that dont hatch are being put to good use now.
Cracked Keno Egg - r90 [Very Rare]
Oops looks like one of the eggs from Grarrl Keno has gone astray.
Pickled Keno Eggs - r69
Two pickled eggs that look suspiciously like Keno eggs.
-Suspects
Grarrl Macaroni - r68
Just the way your Grarrl likes it!
Meaty Grarrl Cake - r80 [Uncommon]
A cake... made of meat... what?
Meaty Potato Grarrl Cake - r85 [Rare]
Grarrls get confused between dinner and dessert.
Grarrl Breakfast Platter - r65
Rise and shine...before your breakfast bites you!
Giant Grarrl Burger - r62
Made especially for a hearty Grarrl appetite.
Grundo
-Known
Grundo Stick Sub - r101 [Special]
Mmmm, grundo sticks sub. How many poor alien Grundos got the chop to make this one?
Grundo Stix - r73
I dont think the Grundo who became this meal did it willingly...
Large Grundo Toe With Lint Side Order - r74
A large meal to fill your young ones. Toe lint now available as an extra bonus.
-Suspects
None
Hissi
-Known
Hissi Oil - r101 [Special]
This magical oil makes your food delicious and cures all ailments. This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y15.
-Suspects
None
Ixi
-Known
Ixi Hoof Soup - r84 [Uncommon]
Dont worry, theyre just really large olives. At least, thats what the shopkeeper claims.
-Suspects
Ixi Soup - r88 [Rare]
Hearty soup in a special bowl that is shaped like an Ixis head!
Jetsam
-Known
None
-Suspects
None
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:09:49 GMT -5
Jubjub
-Known
-Suspects
Kacheek
-Known
-Suspects
Kau
-Known
-Suspects
Kiko
-Known
-Suspects
Koi
-Known
-Suspects
Korbat
-Known
Wing of Korbat - r99 [Super Rare]
A bit too leathery for most tastes...
-Suspects
Kougra
-Known
-Suspects
Krawk
-Known
-Suspects
Kyrii
-Known
-Suspects
Lenny
-Known
-Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:10:55 GMT -5
Lupe
-Known
-Suspects
Lutari
-Known
-Suspects
Unreleased food item that looks like a Lutari paw on a stick
Meerca
-Known
Meerca Pie - r99 [Super Rare]
Oh no, how horrible... looks like this particular Meerca bounced too close to the Witchs home!
-Suspects
Moehog
-Known
Pickled Moehog Feet - r80 [Uncommon]
A big jar of pickled Moehog Feet. They are almost as hard to look at as they are to eat.
-Suspects
Mynci
-Known
-Suspects
Nimmo
-Known
-Suspects
Nimmo Meatloaf - r85 [Rare]
Meat, bread crumbs, herbs and spices make up this tasty meatloaf.
Spooky Handwich - r94 [Very Rare]
A meaty treat for all the family.
Ogrin
-Known
-Suspects
Peophin
-Known
-Suspects
Poogle
-Known
-Suspects
Pteri
-Known
-Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:11:59 GMT -5
Quiggle
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Toasted Quiggle Legs - r70
Eat them quickly before they hop off your plate.
Quiggle Pie - r99 [Super Rare]
Oops, this Quiggle isnt his usual happy self...
-Suspects
Spooky Handwich - r94 [Very Rare]
A meaty treat for all the family.
Ruki
-Known
-Suspects
Scorchio
-Known
-Suspects
Shoyru
-Known
-Suspects
Reptillian Wing - r82 [Uncommon]
This reptile will not be flying any more!
Shoyru Spaghetti - r67
A mound of piping hot noodles with a very Shoyru looking meatball resting atop.
Onion Shoyru Meatball - r70
Made from a secret recipe involving lots of onions, this is one smelly treat!
Skeith
-Known
Skeith Burger - r87 [Rare]
OM NOM NOM...
Skeith Juice Cocktail - r46
What goes into Skeith juice? You just dont want to know...
-Suspects
Techo
-Known
-Suspects
Tonu
-Known
-Suspects
Tuskaninny
-Known
-Suspects
Uni
-Known
-Suspects
Usul
-Known
Meaty Usul Wrap - r75 [Uncommon]
How cute! It looks just like an Usul got caught up in this wrap!...It just LOOKS that way, right?
-Suspects
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 22, 2016 15:12:32 GMT -5
Vandagyre
-Known
-Suspects
Wocky
-Known
-Suspects
Christmas Wocky Cranberry Meatloaf - r77 [Uncommon]
This Christmas Wocky cranberry meatloaf is the perfect food for Christmas Eve dinner!
Xweetok
-Known
-Suspects
Yurble
-Known
Yurble Steak - r88 [Rare]
Quite delicious once you carve away the fur.
-Suspects
Blue Yurble Sandwich - r101 [Special]
A delicious and healthy sandwich!
Zafara
-Known
Zesty Zafara Burrito - r88 [Rare]
No Zafaras were harmed (much) in the making of this burrito...
-Suspects
Irate Zafara Claw - r97 [Ultra Rare]
Uh... are pastries supposed to move?
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Post by Bianca <3 on Mar 23, 2016 22:01:53 GMT -5
I just want to warn you that this may be too gruesome for them to accept in the NT. I remember a year or two ago that a thread was closed down regarding this same topic on the neoboards.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 23, 2016 22:04:45 GMT -5
Bianca <3That's a bummer. Thanks for the heads up.
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Post by Bianca <3 on Mar 24, 2016 7:14:09 GMT -5
There's no harm in trying! They may still accept it! I just wanted to let you know :3
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Mar 24, 2016 8:27:43 GMT -5
Bianca <3I did sort of wonder, but I am going to keep the tone humorous. I needed this information anyway for rp reasons. Neopians should probably know which of their species are tasty and which ones to avoid, and be able to explain it to horrified aliens. Chias have really surprised me with this, I always thought of them as being the most widely eaten Neopian species ever.
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Post by jdb1984 on Jan 24, 2017 6:52:45 GMT -5
Hissi Oil is not made from Hissi. It's a neopets version of what's known as snake oil.
It's when a seller sells a product and promises the world, but it instead does nothing. By the time a person complains, the seller disappears with your money.
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 26, 2017 1:09:55 GMT -5
Hissi Oil is not made from Hissi. It's a neopets version of what's known as snake oil. It's when a seller sells a product and promises the world, but it instead does nothing. By the time a person complains, the seller disappears with your money. I'm aware of the reference, but snake oil is still snake oil (traditionally from a Chinese water snake) and hissi oil is still hissi oil. And these days we have fish oil. I wouldn't have included it on this list at all if the claims had been limited to healing. I can move it to "Suspects" instead of "Knowns". |
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