You make your way upstairs to find the Officiating Duo. Surely the spirit must be with them, right? The hosts of the event? It made the most sense.
You see them on the balcony. The blue star's radiant glow and the human's pink dress stun you in your tracks. They are both magnificent! But why do they have such worried faces?
"Oh Nova," said the one in pink. "Whatever shall we do?! I'm not sure how we can go on..."
"I agree, Ginz. I wish there was someone who could help- hey! Who are you?"
Gulp. They saw you! What were you doing in the open like that? That's not - wait, you weren't trying to be sneaky. Right.
"I'm (YOURNAME). I'm in search for a missing spirit," you say with utmost confidence.
"A spirit?" Nova gasps in shock. "That could be who the culprit is."
"You see," Ginz speaks softly, "someone stole our steaks!"
"We can't find the Superlatives results either. But our steaks, O our succulent steaks! What shall we do without our superb succulent steaks?!" wails Nova.
You stand still; a certain darkness lies in your peripherals. You turn and extend your arm to grab the spirit, but it goes right through him. Doh! You do know what a spirit is, right? Apparently not.
"CITIZENS OF NETWAFFLE," the spirit yells from the balcony overlooking the hall. "There is a bit of a twist with the results of the Superlatives. This year, it is I, the Spirit of 1969, am the WINNER OF ALL THE CATEGORIES MWAHAHAHA!"
Gasps from the audience are heard!
"You ignored me many years ago, but now you will never forget me! Though I am no longer around, what with your new technology and this version five pfft, you will know me now! I am the winner of every superlative from this year for all the years to come! That's right, I am the most likely to go to bed at a decent hour! I'm the one who is most likely to stay up all night! I AM MOST LIKELY TO USE ALL CAPS and not use any capitalization and no punctuation is required of me I am the winner of every superlative henceforth!"
"Now, wait just a second!" Nova says, "does that mean you're not the one who stole our steaks?"
"I am both the most likely and least likely to have stolen the steaks!" the spirit bellows "And there's nothing you can do about it! Mwahaha!"
You're pretty disappointed upon hearing such an ambiguous reply. You were really looking forward to tasting those delicious steaks. "We want our steaks!" you shout, taking a step forward.
Soon, everyone in the hall is chorusing along.
We want our steaks! We want our steaks! We want our steaks!The spirit seems unconcerned about the commotion. In fact, he seems to be amused, laughing heartily at the turn of events. Suddenly you remember you have the diary with you, and in a fit of rage, you stab it with the steak knife you happened to be carrying around.
The spirit stops laughing at once. "Ow! How did you do that? OW, STOP!"
"You're not the true spirit of Netwaffle!" you exclaim angrily, and continue to stab the diary. The spirit seems to grow a little fainter every time you do. "The true spirit lives within all of us, and we're the rightful Superlative winners, not because we claim to be, but because of the part we each play in the community! You might have been part of it a long time ago, but not anymore!"
You stab the diary one last time with all your strength. "NOOOoooooo!" The spirit's scream echoes through the room as you watch the last of him fade. Then it gets dead quiet.
"Is he really gone?" asks Ginz, breaking the silence.
"Look!" says Nova, pointing at the diary. A pile of papers has appeared on top of it, clearly titled 'Superlatives Results'. He picks them up carefully. "We should probably burn this," he adds, taking the diary and tossing it aside.
"I guess we're finally ready to announce the winners!" Ginz says cheerfully.
As everybody listens intently to the oh-so-important Superlative results, you smirk to yourself as you duck away, opening a closet door and grabbing a sack, full of several steaks. After quite the journey you've been on, you deserve a scrumptious reward.
You leave Patjade's manor, wondering where your journey will take you next. I heard Aifam Cove is lovely this time of year!
THE ENDSuperlatives 2014: A WINNER IS YOU01 - Most Spirited
1st: Flufflepuff 2nd: Azzie 3rd: (tie) Jay, Dju
02 - Most Pragmatic
1st: Teow 2nd: Stal 3rd: (tie) Komori, Celestial
03 - Most likely to blow up the forum
1st: Draco 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Thundy
04 - Most Likely to Win the NTWF Games
1st: Carrie 2nd: (tie) Terra, Bettyming 3rd: Nova
05 - Most likely to lose track of their own head
1st: Flufflepuff 2nd: (tie) Selm, Carrie 3rd: Sheik
06 - Most likely to need brain bleach
1st: Poldon 2nd: Azzie 3rd: Coaster
07 - Most likely to fanboy/fangirl Stal
1st: Stal 2nd: Flufflepuff 3rd: Huntress
08 - Most likely to over use emoticons
1st: PFA 2nd: (tie) Ginz, Flufflepuff 3rd: Torkie
09 - Most likely to secretly be an autobot
1st: Killix 2nd: (tie) Stal, Chloemew 3rd: Scrac
10 - Best Event of the year
1st: NTWF Mafia 2nd: Forum Update 3rd: (tie) Color Clash, Epic NTWF Story Collab
11 - Best Character created for an event
1st: THE PYTHON (Jay) 2nd: Tracy Chaetura (Lizica) 3rd: (tie) Standorf and Waller (Lizica), Mick Angelo (Tiger), Glic and his sister (GLQ/Icon), Prince Stal (Stal)
12 - Best Quote
1st: Terra - Terra's CAPTCHA 2nd: Bettyming - On Salad Toppings 3rd: (tie) Azzie/Others - I-Earn Man, Bacon/Others - Mangoes are in season, Alyssa - Birth Announcements
13 - Most likely to kill someone with a hug
1st: Flufflepuff 2nd: Azzie 3rd: Ginz
14 - Most Likely Never to Grow Up
1st: Sae 2nd: (tie) Alyssa, Fluffle 3rd: (tie) Ginz, Reve
15 - Most likely to clean all the things
1st: Patjade 2nd: Dan 3rd: GLQ
16 - Best Bloid Title
1st: (tie) No One Wants to Elope with Nova, Everyone Wants to Elope with Nova (Bloids 11), No One Wants to Make the Babies (Bloids 11) 2nd: We Fried Democracy and It Was Delicious 'Bloids 7 3rd: Spleens! Get Your Semi-Legal Spleens Here! (Bloids 11)
17 - Biggest Fangirl/Fanboy
1st: Nut 2nd: (tie) Jay, Fluffle 3rd: (tie) Elcie, Torkie
18 - Most likely to draw fanart
1st: Nut 2nd: (tie) Nat, Lizica, Goron 3rd: (tie) Chloemew, PFA
19 - Most likely to marry Nova next
1st: Nova 2nd: Ginz 3rd: Poldon
20 - Most likely to come up with ridiculous superlatives
1st: Kristy 2nd: Coaster 3rd: Nova
21 - Most likely to steal the moon
1st: Draco 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Celestial
22- Most likely to be (Nanananananananana) Batman
1st: (tie) Stal, Terra 2nd: Chloemew 3rd: Komori
23 - Most likely to turn evil
1st: Terra 2nd: Celestial 3rd: Yoyti
24 - Most likely to run away and join the circus
1st: Jay 2nd: (tie) Dju, Chloemew 3rd: (tie) Coaster, Twillie
25 - Most likely to be a Pokemon Master
1st: Killix 2nd: (tie) Buizel, Coaster 3rd: Nut
26 - Forumer with the most *Flair*!
1st: Selm 2nd: Nat 3rd: Draco
27 - Most likely to steal all the cookies
1st: Birdy 2nd: Alyssa 3rd: Draco
28 - Most likely to do something for Science you monster
1st: Bettyming 2nd: Carolyn 3rd: Terra
29 - Most likely to go to bed at a decent hour
1st: Stal 2nd: Poldon 3rd: Vapor
30 - Most huggable
1st: Azzie 2nd: Fluffle 3rd: Ginz
31 - Most likely to spam the 'Bloids and/or Taco
1st: Carrie 2nd: Torkie 3rd: PFA
32 - Most likely to cause brain injury
1st: Draco 2nd: Kiddo 3rd: Icon
33 - Most likely to cause mental scarring
1st: Draco 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Carrie
34 - Best mod
1st: Dan 2nd: Ginz 3rd: GLQ
35 - Most feared
1st: Stal 2nd: Killix 3rd: Hunty
36 - Most respected
1st: Patjade 2nd: Hunty 3rd: (tie) Nimras, Dan
37 - Kindest
1st: Azzie 2nd: (tie) Kozma, Ginz 3rd: (tie) Celestial, Leoness, Alyssa
38 - Most Honest
1st: Komori 2nd: Teow 3rd: (tie) Icon, Azzie, Alyssa, Torkie
39 - Ne'er-do-well miscreant delinquent hoodlum
1st: Kristy 2nd: (tie) Hunty, Draco, Bettying 3rd: Bacon
40 - Most Wacky
1st: Downrightdude 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Draco
41 - Most optimistic
1st: Azzie 2nd: Ginz 3rd: Kozma
42 - Best Mafia RPer
1st: (tie) Jay, Flufflepuff 2nd: Lizica 3rd: (tie) Carrie, Tiger, Dan, Icon
43 - Best Clue RPer
1st: Celestial 2nd: Stal 3rd: (tie) Carrie, Kristy, Terra
44 - Best thread necromancer
1st: Coaster 2nd: GLQ 3rd: (tie) Maddy, Torkie
45 - Most colorful
1st: (tie) Alyssa, Nut 2nd: (tie) Ginz, Fluffle, Icon 3rd: (tie) Azzie, Selm
46 - Best puzzle-solver
1st: (tie) Dan, Killix 2nd: Vapor 3rd: Teow
47 - Most likely to edit a post repeatedly
1st: Carrie 2nd: Scrac 3rd: Draco
48 - Most likely to ship
1st: (tie) Lizzy, Fluffle 2nd: Azzie 3rd: Torkie
49 - Most likely to "like"
1st: Fluffle 2nd: (tie) Azzie, Torkie 3rd: Kristy
50 - Most likely to steal a ship
1st: Hunty 2nd: Nova 3rd: Scrac
51 - Best pirate
1st: Hunty 2nd: Scrac 3rd: Torkie
52 - Best ninja
1st: Draco 2nd: PFA 3rd: Crystal
53 - Best Gamer
1st: Killix 2nd: Coaster 3rd: (tie) Draco, Bacon, Drew, Elcie
54 - Most likely to reference TV Tropes
1st: (tie) Torkie, Bettyming, Coaster 2nd: Omni 3rd: Vapor
55 - Most likely to overuse spoiler tags
1st: (tie) Omni, Torkie 2nd: Carrie 3rd: N/A
56 - Most 80's
1st: Killix 2nd: Christos 3rd: Omni
57 - Best forum signature
1st: Bacon 2nd: (tie) Lizica, Robyn 3rd: Nut
58 - Best forum avatar
1st: (tie) Ginz, Terra 2nd: (tie) Breakingchains, Celestial, Stal 3rd: (tie) Hayati, Fluffle
59 - Best Human Encyclopedia
1st: (tie) Yoyti, Stal 2nd: (tie) Nimras, Vapor, Breakingchains, Hunty 3rd: (tie) Komori, Dan, Sage Harpuia
60 - Most musically-inclined
1st: Yoyti 2nd: PFA 3rd: RielCZ
61 - Most likely to star in an NTWF musical
1st: Azzie 2nd: Fluffle 3rd: (tie) Carrie, Sarah
62 - Most productive
1st: Kristy 2nd: (tie) Tiger, Komori 3rd: Breakingchains
63 - Best writer
1st: Carrie 2nd: Zylaa 3rd: Tjwagner
64 - Best Artist
1st: Nut 2nd: Nat 3rd: (tie) Komori, Ginz, Pacmanite, Char
65 - Most likely to make obscure reference
1st: Yoyti 2nd: (tie) Killix, Bacon, Nat 3rd: Robyn
66 - Most likely to miss an obvious reference
1st: Poldon 2nd: Fluffle 3rd: Omni
67 - Best meta joker
1st: Icon 2nd: Huntress 3rd: Tiger
68 - Most hipster
1st: (tie) Selm, Nat 2nd: Stal 3rd: Bacon
69 - Most likely to gossip
1st: Lizzy 2nd: Kristy 3rd: (tie) Killix, Torkie
70 - Friendliest welcomer
1st: Azzie 2nd: (tie) Ginz, Lupehunter 3rd: (tie) Patjade, Celestial
71 - Most Missed Forumer
1st: Robyn 2nd: Leoness 3rd: Saeryena
72 - Most likely to make a great reference
1st: Zylaa 2nd: Nat 3rd: (tie) Dan, Icon
73 - Most tech savvy
1st: Coaster 2nd: Omni 3rd: (tie) Crystal, PFA, Tiger
74 - Most likely to invent smileys nobody understands
1st: PFA 2nd: Torkie 3rd: Killix
75 - Crowning Moment of Funny
1st: Err Bear 2nd: NTWF Games 3rd: Pred Sensor
76 - Crowning Moment of Awesome
1st: NTWF as a Fansite 2nd: NTWF Mafia 3rd: (tie) Forum Upgrade, One Step On, *fires off the party cannon*
77 - Most likely to textwall
1st: Stal 2nd: Huntress 3rd: (tie) Breakingchains, Celestial, Coaster
78 - Most likely to make short posts
1st: Downrightdude 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Icon
79 - Best Trick-or-Treat house
1st Lizica: 2nd: (tie) Ginz, Killix, GLQ, Azzie 3rd: Coaster
80 - Most Punny
1st: Icon 2nd: Rikku 3rd: (tie) Tam, GLQ
81 - Most likely to start a trend
1st: Tam 2nd: Carrie 3rd: Torkie
82 - Most supportive
1st: Azzie 2nd: Ginz 3rd: Celestial
83 - Best reviewer
1st: Surfersquid 2nd: Bianca 3rd: (tie) Breakingchains, Herdy
84 - Most likely to start a writing workshop
1st: Surfersquid 2nd: (tie) Nat, Breakingchains 3rd: Sporty
85 - Most likely to 13375p34k for the lulz
1st: Carrie 2nd: Lizzie 3rd: PFA
86 - Most likely to stay up all night
1st: Jay 2nd: Draco 3rd: Nut
87 - Most likely to base all of their characters off tvtropes
1st: Bacon 2nd: Torkie 3rd: Draco
88 - most chaotic
1st: Bettyming 2nd: Draco 3rd: Chao
89 - Most likely to make an epic equipment joke
1st: Terra 2nd: (tie) Icon, Stal, PFA 3rd: Sage Harpuia
90 - sweetest
1st: Azzie 2nd: Ginz 3rd: (tie) Fluffle, Kozma
91 - Most likely to procrastinate
1st: Carrie 2nd: (tie) Torkie, Poldon 3rd: N/A
92 - most likely to play the same song over and over
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Torie 3rd: Ginz
93 - Most likely to add every single ntwfer on facebook
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Draco 3rd: Ginz
94 - best hair
1st: (tie) Robyn, Fluffle, Huntress 2nd: Cyborg 3rd: (tie) Nimras, Tam
95 - Most likely to give weapons to strangers
1st: (tie) Draco, Bettyming 2nd: (tie) Huntress, Birdy 3rd: Thundy
96- Most likely to pull a train robbery
1st: Celestial 2nd: (tie) Bettyming, Draco 3rd: (tie) Chloemew, Killix, Carrie
97 - Most likely to be a vampire
1st: Komori 2nd: Jay 3rd: Terra
98 - Most likely to be a werewolf
1st: Killix 2nd: Lupehunter 3rd: Terra
99 - Biggest Harry Potter fan
1st: Ginz 2nd: Sae 3rd: Alyssa
100 - most likely to post without capitals punctuation or complete sentences
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Selm 3rd: Bettyming
101 - Most poetic
1st: Selm 2nd: Fluffle 3rd: Ciel
102 - Most likely to have a sidekick
1st: PFA 2nd: Nova 3rd: (tie) Torkie, Terra, Bettyming
103 - Most likely to play their own theme music
1st: Torkie 2nd: Coaster 3rd: Stal
104 - Most likely to fall off a cliff
1st: Poldon 2nd: Draco 3rd: Bacon
105 - Most likely to fly someday
1st: DarkPixie 2nd: Azzie 3rd: Celestial
106 - Instigator of best running gag
1st Jay 2nd (tie) Nut, PFA 3rd Bacon
107 - Most Likely to Save the World
1st: Zylaa 2nd: Celestial 3rd: (tie) Bettyming, GLQ
108 - Most Likely To Use Magic
1st: Celestial 2nd: Azzie 3rd: (tie) DarkPixie, Torkie
109 - Most Eloquent Orator
1st: Celestial 2nd: (tie) Tiger, Dan 3rd: Terra
110 - Most Likely to Sing in Public
1st: Azzie 2nd: Alyssa 3rd: Chloemew
111 - Most Adorable
1st: Azzie 2nd: Fluffle 3rd: (tie) Ginz, Dju
112 - Most Geektastic
1st: Nimras 2nd: Coaster 3rd: Elycien
113 - Most Philosophical
1st: (tie) Teow, Icon 2nd: Pacmanite 3rd: Vapor
114 - Most Photogenic
1st: (tie) Nova, Nimras 2nd: Tam 3rd: Fluffle
115 - Most Likely to Quote Others
1st: Torkie 2nd: Surfersquid 3rd: Bettyming
116 - Most Enthusiastic
1st: (tie) Fluffle, Jay, Azzie 2nd: Birdy 3rd: (tie) Carolyn, Lizzie
117 - Best Roleplayer
1st: (tie) Carrie, Huntress 2nd: (tie) PFA, Icon 3rd: Flufflepuff
118 - Biggest Overachiever
1st: Nat 2nd: Kristykimmy 3rd: GLQ
119 - Most Likely to use Reaction Gifs
1st: Dju 2nd: Bettyming 3rd: Scrac
120 - Most Likely to be up to 2am writing
1st: Carrie 2nd: Kristykimmy 3rd: PFA
121 - Most likely to be OOC on the Taco
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Omni 3rd: Torkie
122 - Best Taco title
1st: I 'Ship Months- February/March IC Chat 25 2nd: Beasts, Feasts, and Winter Treats Oct/Nov/Dec IC Chat 3rd: Summer Snowcones and Tacos June/July IC Chat 27
123 - MOST LIKELY TO ALLCAPS
1st: Bettyming 2nd: Carrie 3rd: Sarah
124 - Most likely to scream without warning
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Draco 3rd: Selm
125 - Most improvement in writing
1st: Tiger 2nd: PFA 3rd: Kristy
126 - Most improvement in art
1s:t Dju 2nd: Kozma 3rd: Roughtiger
127 - Most improvement in crafts
1st: Hannah 2nd: Tjwagner 3rd: Azzie
128 - Most likely to make random sounds without prompting
1st: Draco 2nd: Hayati 3rd: Lizzie
129 - Happiest NTWFer
1st: Azzie 2nd: Lizica 3rd: (tie) Kristy, Fluffle, Poldon
130 - Most Random
1st: Draco 2nd: Selm 3rd: (tie) Kristykimmy, Coaster
131 - Best couple
1st: Hunty/Fraze 2nd: Nova/Everybody 3rd: GLQ/Icon
132 - Most Emotional
1st: Lizzie 2nd: Alyssa 3rd: Selm
133 - Most likely to go sane
1st: Drew 2nd: Vapor 3rd: Poldon
134 - Most likely to post on Positive spin
1st: Kozma 2nd: Ginz 3rd: DarkPixie
135 - Most Likely to Finish NaNo within the first week
1st: Kristy 2nd: Breakingchains 3rd: Herdy
136 - Best Diary Title
1st: (tie) Selm, Celestial 2nd: Teow 3rd: (tie) Thundy, Birdy, Icon
137 - Most likely to make a Doomsday Device
1st: Thundy 2nd: (tie) Bettyming, Celestial, Draco 3rd: (tie) Birdy, Stal, Kristy
138 - Most likely to make an inescapable Death Trap
1st: Draco 2nd: (tie) Celestial, Bettyming 3rd: Omni
139 - Most likely to take over the world
1st: Hunty and Fraze 2nd: Celestial 3rd: (tie) Stal, Bettyming
140 - Most likely to marathon a TV series
1st: (tie) Zylaa, Draco 2nd: Killix 3rd: (tie) Carrie, Ginz, Bacon
141 - Most likely to rickroll others
1st: (tie) Bettyming, Hayati 2nd: (tie) Chloemew, Draco 3rd: Lizzie
142 - Most likely to break out into song
1st: Yoyti 2nd: Azzie 3rd: Lizzie