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Post by Avery on Dec 19, 2013 21:22:02 GMT -5
Husband! How nice to see you! I WANT A DIVORCE.
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Post by Nova on Dec 19, 2013 21:23:43 GMT -5
Husband! How nice to see you! I WANT A DIVORCE. I- I just-- I just wanted to say hi before I go to my Christmas party*sob*
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Post by Kristykimmy on Dec 19, 2013 21:24:32 GMT -5
Husband! How nice to see you! I WANT A DIVORCE. Oooooh, drama. =D
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Post by Avery on Dec 19, 2013 21:25:02 GMT -5
Husband! How nice to see you! I WANT A DIVORCE. I- I just-- I just wanted to say hi before I go to my Christmas party*sob* Hmm, well I suppose I could stay in this loveless marriage if you raised my allowance from 10 million per month to 14 million per week...
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Post by Kristykimmy on Dec 19, 2013 21:26:54 GMT -5
Nova, just remember, even if Mummy divorces you, I'll always think of you as my sweet, generous step-dad who totally spoiled me. =D *hugs*
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Post by Kiddo on Dec 19, 2013 21:30:41 GMT -5
I volunteer to be the lawyer. For both sides of the dispute.
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Post by Kristykimmy on Dec 19, 2013 21:31:54 GMT -5
I just realized that my mind was replacing the lyrics of this song with the lyrics from the Weird Al parody. XD
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Post by Nova on Dec 19, 2013 21:33:03 GMT -5
I- I just-- I just wanted to say hi before I go to my Christmas party*sob* Hmm, well I suppose I could stay in this loveless marriage if you raised my allowance from 10 million per month to 14 million per week... Pish posh. I'm cutting you off. You are receiving NOTHING. Take your rotten spoiled darling child and leave the Manor at once. This will be a lengthy divorce process and you will not see an ounce of moolah until June 18th, 2521.
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Post by Avery on Dec 19, 2013 21:35:01 GMT -5
Hmm, well I suppose I could stay in this loveless marriage if you raised my allowance from 10 million per month to 14 million per week... Pish posh. I'm cutting you off. You are receiving NOTHING. Take your rotten spoiled darling child and leave the Manor at once. This will be a lengthy divorce process and you will not see an ounce of moolah until June 18th, 2521. Aw, poor delusional old man, rambling again! Quiet, and take another sip of this non-poison tea, m'kay?
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Post by Kristykimmy on Dec 19, 2013 21:35:17 GMT -5
Hmm, well I suppose I could stay in this loveless marriage if you raised my allowance from 10 million per month to 14 million per week... Pish posh. I'm cutting you off. You are receiving NOTHING. Take your rotten spoiled darling child and leave the Manor at once. This will be a lengthy divorce process and you will not see an ounce of moolah until June 18th, 2521. What about Alyssa? I'm pretty sure she adopted her while married to you. Who gets her?
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Post by Avery on Dec 19, 2013 21:37:03 GMT -5
Pish posh. I'm cutting you off. You are receiving NOTHING. Take your rotten spoiled darling child and leave the Manor at once. This will be a lengthy divorce process and you will not see an ounce of moolah until June 18th, 2521. What about Alyssa? I'm pretty sure she adopted her while married to you. Who gets her? Alyssa is mine, obviously. Nova has been a terribly absent step-father.
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Post by Nova on Dec 19, 2013 21:39:11 GMT -5
Pish posh. I'm cutting you off. You are receiving NOTHING. Take your rotten spoiled darling child and leave the Manor at once. This will be a lengthy divorce process and you will not see an ounce of moolah until June 18th, 2521. Aw, poor delusional old man, rambling again! Quiet, and take another sip of this non-poison tea, m'kay? Don't think I haven't been wise to your antics. I knew you were only interested in my money from the beginning. See, you didn't realize how much your adversaries paid me to watch and observe you. You will be ruined.
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Post by Nova on Dec 19, 2013 21:40:46 GMT -5
What about Alyssa? I'm pretty sure she adopted her while married to you. Who gets her? Alyssa is mine, obviously. Nova has been a terribly absent step-father. Alyssa will remain loyal to me, her Father. Her adopted mother is not fit for the role, obviously in it for the money the foster system pays her.
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Post by Avery on Dec 19, 2013 21:41:45 GMT -5
Alyssa is mine, obviously. Nova has been a terribly absent step-father. Alyssa will remain loyal to me, her Father. Her adopted mother is not fit for the role, obviously in it for the money the foster system pays her. Foster system? Pah. I adopted that child off the street, never seen a dime from her. In other news, I just accidentally squirted an orange in my eye. Please advise.
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Post by Kristykimmy on Dec 19, 2013 21:44:16 GMT -5
Alyssa will remain loyal to me, her Father. Her adopted mother is not fit for the role, obviously in it for the money the foster system pays her. Foster system? Pah. I adopted that child off the street, never seen a dime from her. In other news, I just accidentally squirted an orange in my eye. Please advise. Ouch. Uh, blink a lot and maybe try to rinse your eye if it is bothering you? I don't think it will, though. I've gotten orange juice and onion juice in my eye and been fine a minute later.
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