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Post by Lizzie on May 9, 2012 15:52:58 GMT -5
>Eliza: Wait for it to load.You hum the tune of Hey Jude while you wait. Hey, it's boring! > Eliza: Respond to Celes.GC: Alright. >Eliza: Cheer at fully loadingYour cheers reach the ears of your SISTER, BROTHER, MOTHER, and FATHER, but they don't say anything because it's pretty much normal for them to hear weird stuff coming out of your room. Suddenly, you see... someone. Wait, is that Lessie? > Eliza: Respond to CelesGC: ...Why can I see you?
GC: Or... somebody.
GC: Who looks a lot like you.
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Post by Terra on May 10, 2012 8:58:45 GMT -5
> Terra: Respond to memo.MW: ...well
MW: Good to know I'm not alone?
MW: Though this looks pretty bad for Earth's population...
MW: I mean, if those are real meteors
MW: And not just, like, holograms or something somehow created by the game
MW: If games can even do that
MW: ...a wheel of cheese?  > Terra: Hurry up.You would hurry up if you knew what you were supposed to hurry up and do! > Terra: Consult walkthrough.You skim the walkthrough and see that some stuff needs to be deployed or something? > Terra: Answer Elcie.MW: I don't know, but I think we need to get going on this stuff!
MW: Deploy the cruxtruder and the alchemiter and whatever the things are!
MW: There's more room downstairs, probably.
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Post by Celestial on May 10, 2012 16:28:33 GMT -5
> Celestial: Respond to CandyDC: It probably is.
DC: Shall we check?
DC: If they get up from a chair and twirl, letting their swishy coat fan out, then that's me. > Celestial: Get up and do the swishy thingYou stand up and twirl in your room, allowing your coat to fan out and generally look awesome. You already know that Candy is probably seeing you, due to your experiences as a server player. You just want to look cool and show off your long coat. > Celestial: Sit back down and wait for things to start happeningYou do exactly as the instructions say, as a small meteorite plunges into the sea behind you. A wave rises but does not come over the cliff on which your house is perched. You nervously wait for Candy. |
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Post by Rosalie Dylas (Maddy) on May 10, 2012 16:33:01 GMT -5
> Jack: Keep chasing the PJ kid
You can't keep chasing the PJ kid because the PJ kid is gone! She flew off somewhere and you lost her!
> Jack: Angrily throw down your knife
You do so, and then you yell obscenities, and gnash your teeth.
> Jack: Pick up knife
You pick up your knife, it wasn't your knife's fault that the kid got away. You beg for the knife's forgiveness.
> Jack: Take out your angry on random guy
There so happens to be a random guy standing the street watching your little outburst. Since you couldn't stab the girl you might as well stab this guy.
You finish your work happily, then put your knife away, thanking it for a job well done. Then you stomp off somewhere, still a bit disgruntled by the fact that kid got away.
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Post by Lizzie on May 12, 2012 9:57:32 GMT -5
> Eliza: WatchThere's definitely a girl with a swishy coat, alright! > Eliza: RespondGC: I see you!!
GC:... now where do i put these big metal things? > Eliza: Look at the popups of the "big metal things"Man, they look silly.
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Post by Celestial on May 13, 2012 18:30:24 GMT -5
> Celestial: Respond to CandyDC: There should be enough space in my room for the Cruxtruder.
DC: The Totem Lathe can go in the hallway and the Alchemiter in the living room.
DC: Make sure not to block off any doors. > Celestial: Notice something glinting beneath the bedThe sun reflects off something...steely under your bed. You stand up, reach under and pull out a very shiny, sharp, thin-bladed SCIMITAR. How did that get there? You have absolutely no idea. But nevertheless, it is a beautiful weapon and there is even a dragon on the hilt. It will probably be pretty useful later. |
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Post by Lizzie on May 18, 2012 18:58:10 GMT -5
> Eliza: Respond to LessieGC: Okay! > Eliza: Place big thingies!You poke the screen of your laptop in an effort to get it to go, but it sadly doesn't work. Aw, man. So, you sigh and use your trackpad to drag the alchemeter into Celes's living room, and then do the same for the other two weird objects. > Eliza: Hum softlyYou hum that weird LION KING song.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2012 15:45:31 GMT -5
> Hunter: Play haunting piano refrain on the Punch Designix.Despite it resembling a piano, it doesn't actually have piano keys! Besides, you don't know how to play the piano, or any other instrument, really. What it does have is a card slot and a keyboard. You throw a blank card into the machine, but before you do you glance at the back of the card. 00000000. You wonder... > Hunter: Flip your fedora card turnways.And now a different code! How did you not notice this before? You punch in the code for your fedora. The blank card gets punched with holes, same as the pre-punched card... you wonder. > Hunter: Alchemize enough hats to open a haberdashery.That may be a little excessive, but you need to try it. First, you get another Cruxite dowel from the Cruxtruder, and carve it, then throw it at the Alchemiter and make a crapton of fedoras. It works! ...Now what do you do with them? > Hunter: Ask Jinzosprite for help.HUNTER: Uh... what do I do with all these hats?
JINZOSPRITE: Doesn't your strife thingy hold an infinite number of weapons? You can just throw your hats in there.
HUNTER: It can? ...Maybe I should throw my hats from my regular deck in there too > Hunter: Reorganize cards.You move your wizard hat, birthday crown, and le neon cap to your STRIFE DECK. But, since that leaves an empty line, you need to move a pencil, pile of papers, and drawing crap to where your hats were! You figure you should captchalogue some more stuff too. Hmm... Maybe a Po ké Ball, Psyduck Plush, and Po kémon Snap? A change of clothes wouldn't be bad either... you captchalogue your Green tee, Black suit, and A quari us sign tee. Your modus seems a bit disappointed for rhyming tea with tee, but it grudgingly accepts. That line didn't even need to rhyme anyway. Derpreder, telephone, Nintendo Wii
A pencil, pile of papers, drawing crap
Darjeeling, Arizona, Monster tea
Poké Ball, Psyduck Plush, Pokémon Snap
Green tee, black suit, Aquarius sign tee You're not even sure why you have a t-shirt with the Aquarius symbol. You're a Taurus! But whatever. Now it's time to- > Hunter: Be interrupted from whatever you were going to do by Jinzosprite.JINZOSPRITE: Hey! I just had a cool idea! What if you punched cards for a bunch of different things at once?
HUNTER: ...Huh?
JINZOSPRITE: You might be able to put them together!
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Post by Celestial on May 21, 2012 17:39:12 GMT -5
>Be DD.
You are now DD. You are brutal, collected, efficient and above all, smooth. However, right now you notice that the Archagent is missing. Probably gone stabbing. Typical.
>DD: Find the Archagent
You go out to find the Archagent. This is a fairly easy task, since you just follow the knife marks, of which there are plenty. You finally find him after following the trail of blood from the freshly killed random Dersite. You make a note of how many times this has happened purely for observational reasons. You also note that him going missing coincidences with a PJ kid waking up and wandering about.
Oh, yes, you came across him in an alley, stabbing the ground.
>DD: Take the Archagent back
Your shadow falls over the Archagent, a notable task due to the lack of light. You classily pick him up, dust him off then tell him that it is time to go back and forget about the PJ kid. It is not yet time for stabbing them.
Also, only take your anger out on random Dersites once per week. That was twice now.
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Post by Draco on May 25, 2012 1:00:45 GMT -5
>Draco: WAKE UP!Your eyes open and you crawl out from under the door, still clutching your muffin as you do so. >Draco: Eat the muffinYou were going to do that anyways, you didn't need anyone to tell you that. >Draco: Pester the others while nommingYou walk over to the computer and sit down. You open up the memo and begin to type, every now and then taking a bite out of your muffin. DD: Well that darn weewoo decided to bother me again... This time I had a door fall on me. Knocked me out too.
DD: I didn't wake up on any of those dream planet places people talk about though... I'm really interested on visiting one. Especially if I can pester that Jack guy!
DD: From what I've heard, he reminds me of some of my OC's, and that just makes me want to pester him some more.
DD: What do you guys think?
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Post by Rosalie Dylas (Maddy) on May 25, 2012 23:21:39 GMT -5
> Jack: Angrily yell at DD
You angrily yell and flail at DD for a little bit, couldn't he tell you were having a moment?
You calm down after a few moments and pull yourself together. You then tell him that the PJ kid was just asking to be stabbed and that it was the perfect time to go stabbing!
> Jack Look at the random dead Dersite[/b]
You try to explain to DD that he was giving you a funny look and had to be dealt with. You can allow people to go around giving you funny looks.
You also tell DD one Dersite stabbing a week is not enough! What if three of them happen to be hanging around and all three of them give you a funny look? You can't just stab one, that wouldn't be fair to the others, they would miss out on all the fun!
> Jack: Try to get DD to let you chase after the kid
You do so, growling and him and flailing your knife about, trying to explain to him that it is definitely the right time for the girl to get her just desserts, which would be knife cake, or something, you really don't have the time to bother which silly word plays and cleverness. Silly word plays make you really, really angry. They make you want to stab something! Of course, just about everything makes you want to stab something.
Gosh, do you love stabbing.
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Post by Celestial on May 28, 2012 17:50:26 GMT -5
>DD: Shush-Pap the Archagent
Shush-Pap? Don't be ridiculous. You are too cool for such a thing and you have your own methods for dealing with the Archagent which do not involve such silly ways.
>DD: Take the Archagent's knives
In one smooth motion you grab the knife the Archagent is holding and slide it smoothy into a special holder in your coat before he can react. You then patiently explain to him that there is no law against remembering the Dersite's face and stabbing him next week. If you stab too many people then there will not be enough to fit Prospitians. And we don't want them to win.
As for the PJ Kids, there will also be time to stab them. You take the Archagent by the shoulder and look into his eyes. You tell him that great things are coming, that the Game has begun. Soon, he can stab all the kids he could ever wish to stab. He needs to keep his knives sharp and be patient.
You're not sure how much of that got through his rage but in any case, keeping your hand firmly on his shoulder, you turn him around and walk him back to his office.
>DD: Contemplate the future
You don't know what is going to happen exactly. But you're sure it will be very interesting. The game is set, the ball is rolling and you will play a part in it, no matter what those royals want.
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