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Post by Naga on Aug 21, 2011 18:34:02 GMT -5
> Shados: Demand Compensation
For what? You haven't paid for anything, and - although that SHINY thing flying out of no where was distracting - you still enjoyed that conversation, despite the short length.
> Shados: Plot Mischievously
What else were you planning on doing in your SPARE TIME, hmm? That's what you thought.
Cadrax, after being the insufferable spike you vaguely remembered him to be, followed Buck - who first went to chase after the SHINY thing which went flying to the other side of the room. Buck seems to hold that object in high regard, and is quite intent on keeping it in his possession. Meanwhile, Cadrax seems intent on pestering him to death if possible.
You pause the thoughts in your think pan.
Could it be possible to annoy someone to death? That's something you would have to experiment with later. Now... where was your plotting at?
Here. As always, at least a pair of strides in front of the masses, a singularity in front of the minority and to par with the solitaries. Anyways, how are you to bring yourself above the rest? Simply eradicating the rest of them would be the most basic solution. However, it is also the solution that would bring forth the most troubles. For one thing, you still need al-
Most of these people. Trolls and Humans both.
Hmm... you'll leave it at that for now. It seems that the normal reaction to something shiny suddenly flying across a room is to follow it mindlessly without thinking.
> Shados: Follow them Mindlessly Without Thinking
You do that.
"*<So, what was tha-"
Before you manage to complete your question, another rather sparkly thing was flung across the room - not as sparkly as the first thing, mind you. And it seems to have a red tint. You attempt to ask again;
"*<What was that?>*"
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Post by gold on Aug 21, 2011 19:22:42 GMT -5
> Sean: Fire up the Seancycle and get going!
Aaron was talking to you and then he tripped and started talking about something else. …Yeah, okay, you’re just gonna go get some crap now, you guess.
You find: + 1 Chocolate Rabbit + 1 Sheriff's Badge + 1 Sheriff's Pistol + 1 Lightbulb
Aw snap. This is neat. It’s been awhile since you won that contest at the firing range with the other teens, but you shouldn’t have too many problems. You pile it all into your arms, and look around for a shopping bag or a backpack or something, but no dice. No one else seems to be having this problem. Hmm…
You carefully run over to Ikroye, and he bolts the moment he sees you. Haha, okay. Buck and Quil seem a bit preoccupied with the alien kids at the moment, and the others are busy getting stuff and hiding from the group, so you go and ask Ceci. After likening you to a Disney princess, she started fiddling with her Ipod** (you could’ve sworn she didn’t have it with her before, but she obviously has it now, so…), and Aaron went on to “explain” what was going on, and you really don't have any idea what's going on.
“Again, where the hell are we, and what happened?”
> Ikroye: Bolt!
You do so quite swiftly. After running through several walls of boxes and making a great deal of ruckus, you run straight into Shados, who’s nearby Cadrax and one of the human monsters. “@@ps. s@rry.
**or something else, if Ceci is keeping the Ipod hidden from the rest of the group.
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Post by Lord Hayati on Aug 21, 2011 22:39:52 GMT -5
Aaron: answer Sean.
"We're Stuck On a Moon Base, Scavenging For Weapons. We Can Also Fuse Them To Make New Weapons.
You take a look at the nearest mirror. Dang, You need a Haircut. And that slight glow kinda matches The shirt now. Not good, I'd say.
Aaron: SCAVENGE!
You decide to plunder some boxes. Diving head first into the mess, yet avoiding all damage, you find 3 boxes with what you want.
Obtained: DRAUGHT OF CANDY CORN
Wow. This could be dangerous. at least its bottled up. If you were to use this, you could shatter reality if used incorrectly.
GOLD PLATED STEEL SHEET!
This will work quite well. You alchemise it with your WOODEN CUTLASS, to make a GOLDEN CUTLASS, complete with a steel blade. Definitely Beats a WARRIOR'S STICK, thats for sure.
CAPACHATRANSFER
Apparently, this thing allows you to transfer items between one another. This could be useful, but its only one way. Eh, It'll come in handy.
PURPLE DRESS COAT
... SO Tacky. IF you were going to wear this, you'd only do it if you were paid some mad cash. you capachalog it anyways.
1: Draught of candy corn 2: Capachatransferer program 3: Purple dress coat.
Weapon: golden Cutlass
With your inventory set, you decide to take a s-
Aaron: Question what the hell happened.
What the hell happened? first, you Tripped, and Now, You're sitting. WTH
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Post by Naga on Aug 21, 2011 22:49:41 GMT -5
> Shados: Be Bumped Into
But why would anyone do tha-
Oh, hey look:
Convenience.
Of course his name isn't Convenience - what the hell kind of name would that be? - his name is Ikroye.
You guess you could talk to Buck and Cadra- Buck. You could talk to Buck later. Besides, Ikroye is far more interesting then these tw- Buck. At the moment. Anyways. Yeah.
"*<Hey, |kroye. What's the rush?>*"
You grin at your second - third? - joke in the intimidate recent time line.
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Post by gold on Aug 22, 2011 9:04:25 GMT -5
((Ikroye CONVENIENCE Emblay))
> Ikroye: Respond
"@h, uh, n@thing re@lly."
You look behind yourself to make sure he isn't there, and sigh in relief.
"ye@h, it's n@thing. ...s@, wh@t kind @f stuff did y@u find?"
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Post by Naga on Aug 22, 2011 12:59:30 GMT -5
> Shados: Converse[/b] " *<Well, | got two lengths of cha|n, and three locks and..>*" You trail off as you realize how LITTLE you have. Only one of your cards are taken up, as two locks and both chains are being used as your weapon. See? " *<And that's |t. Huh. Anyways, what d|d you f|nd?>*" You ask him some what distracted, as you are intent on searching more boxes now, and even as he begins to speak, you find yourself glancing around for junk tre asure stuff.
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Post by gold on Aug 22, 2011 13:38:52 GMT -5
> Ikroye: Also converse
"c@@l. well, i g@t n@thing much. just @ p@ir @f gl@ves @nd s@me weird spiky things."
At first he seemed rather interested in talking to you, but now he's just rummaging through more boxes.
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Post by selmette on Aug 23, 2011 14:14:49 GMT -5
> Guard of Mind: Stop spacing out and captchalogue something.
Still trying to avoid the crowd, you head back to where -585 still sits and open the nearest SOGGY CARDBOARD BOX. You find a WATER BOTTLE CAP, CORALINE, and NICKEL.
CORALINE appears to be some sort of Earthly novel written by human NEIL GAIMAN. You do love a good book; it is unfortunate that you will be unable to read it, what with the end of worlds approaching and all. Despite this, you CAPTCHALOGUE the book.
The NICKEL you recognize immediately as some kind of Earth currency. You can feel it isn't worth much, but as a firm believer of FATE and DESTINY, you end up CAPTCHALOGUING it anyways. Surely this must come in handy eventually. You CAPTCHALOGUE the WATER BOTTLE CAP with the same reasoning.
You are reluctant to set any of these items as your ACTIVE WEAPON in case you need to use them for something other than battle, but in your current situation being caught without a weapon would be less than desirable. You set the WATER BOTTLE CAP as your INACTIVE WEAPON, leaving you with three empty spots in your SYLLADEX.
...You didn't know you could do that to things. Hm.
Taking a closer look at your items, you realize they each have that faint glow of familiarity around them that occurs when you have seen these objects before or will see them soon. Looks like you were right about them being important, then. Not that you're particularly surprised.
Actually now that you're observing things you can now sense a faint buzzing in the back of your head. You focus more attention to it and... Dan? Dan what is he doing. He is simply a NARRATOR. He is not supposed to be friendly with the PAWNS. It isn't like any of them can hear him anyway, besides yourself and apparently Aaron, for whatever reason. You aren't sure if Aaron even reads MSPA. You wonder why you never bothered to ask; you are his patron troll, after all. Wait who cares you have a Reality in need of saving here.
...what is truly the point of Dan, anyway? Who is he even talking to. Some of the things he says don't make much sense, now that you think about it. You usually just block him out whenever he starts speaking gibberish but it now occurs to you that you perhaps should have payed more attention. All this talk of PLAYERS and GAMES is highly suspicious and frankly you will have to have a stern talk with Dan when you find the time.
Come to think of it you've never tried to communicate with Dan, even though he's spoken to you plenty of times before. How would you go about doing that?
Dan? Can you hear my thoughts?
If he says yes you swear to God. Your mind is your own personal territory and the only space you truly have all to yourself. If you found out you shared it with something else you would have to kind of start flipping out.
So it's a good thing you have no clue that you're sort of possessed right now.
Speaking of possessed you realize the darkness has completely faded from -585's eyes. He looks pretty shaken and confused. You go over to comfort him.
> Heir of Song: Explain current situation to the recently awakened Doctor of Dreams.
"oh well were in the marbly bilding rite now, bcuz u sorta trasnportid us here w/ ur glowy shirt thing, & aslo were geting stuff 2 put in our siladexs th space guy gave us so u shuld myb get urs from him 2 if u want stuff lol (:"
That didn't even make any sense to you. Good, then. That means it's working.
Little do you know it actually is working right at this moment. But that's a different it than the one you're talking about. Well, the PLAYERS hope so, at least.
You should take a look at your IPOD and make sure it hasn't been damaged and all your crappy music is still there.
Something isn't right--the functions are still the same, but the only options on your screen are ARTISTS, SONGS, STATS, and ABSTRUSE. It makes you a little uneasy and you don't think you want to fiddle around with it right now.
> Dan: Pull yourself together.
It's hard Gold. Being Dan and narrating the roleplay. It's hard and no one understands.
It's okay though. I get it. No time for Dan, we just want to play our silly games! Dan doesn't deserve any attention. Why would we want to talk to Dan? He's useless! Selm can just narrate instead. she's much less annoying and also pretty and funny and everyone loves her and also did i mention her modesSelm get off my keyboard
How about I narrate somewhere else, then? I don't have to narrate only your surroundings. Why, I can see into the lair of the very enemy we must face and give you inside information on what it's planning! Would you fully appreciate my services then, I wonder? Maybe I should just go do that, then. In fact, I will.
And why yes, Kiorid, I can hear your thoughts! Only when you want me to, however. AND CERTAINLY NOT WHEN YOU FILTER OUT THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.
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Post by Lord Hayati on Aug 23, 2011 14:22:32 GMT -5
Aaron: ((dan, can you please explain WHY I'm blacking out when I'm trying to do something!? >_<))
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Post by gold on Aug 23, 2011 18:31:30 GMT -5
((i am now in a hotel))
> Doctor of Dreams: Answer
Honestly, you can hardly understand her sometimes. You're in the marble building? ...Your shirt did what?
"What's this about a glowy shirt thing?"
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Post by Lord Hayati on Aug 23, 2011 18:37:51 GMT -5
Aaron: Explain.
"Before, we couldn't get to here, no Matter how much We ran. then, Your glowy star shirt glowed, and then you were out cold and in the base Along with the rest of us. does That Explanation Work for You, Sean?
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Post by Naga on Aug 23, 2011 19:45:58 GMT -5
> Shados: Anti-Abandon[/b]
You begin to look through the near by boxes, when you realize that you shouldn't be ditching Ikroye like that.
"*<Hey, you sa|d that you don't have much stuff, r|ght?>*"
"*<Let's go f|nd someth|ng awesome|>*"
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Post by gold on Aug 25, 2011 22:59:16 GMT -5
> Sean: Wonder what the hell has gotten into these people
You do so.
"...Yeah, okay. Sure."
"So, why are we here?" you ask the space guy.
> Ikroye:Be Anti-Abandoned
"@k@y" you answer. You start rummaging through nearby boxes.
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Post by Tam on Aug 26, 2011 1:41:22 GMT -5
> Buck: Captchalogue pumpkin.
What pumpkin?
> Buck: Employ Diversion Technique 77: Sleight of Hand
You finally get to make use of something you're actually good at, and deftly finish tucking the ring away moments before the Trolls show up. It's obvious that both Shados and Cadrax saw the ring when it was launched out of your sylladex, but they can't have any way of knowing for sure whether or not you have it now.
They cannot hope to win against you in a sneak-off. You are simply the best there is.
"It's none of your business" you say in response to Cadrax's query, frowning at the persistence of the real-life trolling. You stand up again, feeling somewhat more bold now that you're in a more open part of the room. "Anyway it doesn't matter" you say, shrugging. "Couldn't find it"
You're not sure if Cadrax heard that last bit, because at the moment he is receiving quite an earful from an alien girl who seems to have taken offense to him throwing a bottle of nail polish at her head. You don't make a habit of deriving pleasure from the misfortune of others, but in Cadrax's case....
Well.
You at least manage to keep yourself from bursting into a grin.
You afford Shados a glance as he wanders away. He, like Cadrax, seems alarmingly interested in the shiny things you keep tossing around the room as if they were handfuls of candy. You can't really blame him, but you make a mental note to alchemize the engagement ring with something less easy to lose as soon as you possibly can. They're getting way too close to your booty.
...You make a second mental note to think of a less revolting way of phrasing that sentiment.
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Post by Naga on Aug 26, 2011 17:35:46 GMT -5
> Bane of Soul: Rummage Purposefully[/b] Ikroye, it seems, decided to join you on your quest for the Shrine of the Silver Monkey[/font][/size] search through this junk pile for anything remotely usefu- Oh, hey whats this? A deck of human playing cards? Huh... fascinating, although it seems rather useless. Might as well Captchalogue it, anyways. And how about... these things? Three ice axes? Huh... that sorta sucks; you use chains, not ice axes, or even normal axes... Wait... what if... That turned out well... you took the locks off the chains and put on two of the ice axes. And you got a pair of ChainPicks! Huh, it even removed the rust. Cool. Anyways, you ditch the two locks, cause you already have one.
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