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Post by Celestial on Sept 12, 2010 17:35:14 GMT -5
The Lost Desert Plot: If somebody refuses to marry you, just teleport their city into another dimension full of your dead citizens.
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Post by icon on Sept 13, 2010 20:06:34 GMT -5
The Cyodrake's Gaze Plot: Chefs are evil.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 14, 2010 1:30:57 GMT -5
The Haunted Woods Plot: Having desires is bad. Don't ever want stuff. ...UNLESS that desire is to become super-duper strong to the point of deformation, in which case the universe finds it a-okay!
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Post by Celestial on Sept 14, 2010 18:32:36 GMT -5
Atlas of the Ancients: Diving into volcanoes without any protective gear will leave you without even a burn mark.
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Post by Parrot on Sept 19, 2010 22:22:07 GMT -5
Lost Season 5: If you make a mistake you can just detonate a hydrogen bomb and everything will be okay.
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Post by Celestial on Sept 21, 2010 9:39:35 GMT -5
The Engima of Amigara Fault: The hole in the mountain which is exactly your shape is most definitely not good news.
EDIT: Perfect Blue: Start your acting career in a family-friendly show.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2010 13:34:05 GMT -5
Garfield and Friends episodes! The Man Who Hated Cats- It's not cruel to fool a man into thinking you've reunited him with his childhood pet. It's kind! Especially if it keeps him from dissing you on live television. The Garfield Musical- A well-timed Elvis impersonation can always win over your ex-lover! The Guy of Her Dreams- Garfield doesn't have to change for the people he loves; Penelope should accept him for the rude, disgusting drain on her wallet he is. The Legend of the Lake- Chase your dreams. You'll die and forever be remembered as the stupidest man on Earth. The Garfield Musical- ALTERNATE MORAL: Garfield should be willing to change for the people he loves. The Kitty Council- Don't eat your friends. Screaming with Binky- You're never safe from the clowns.
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Post by icon on Sept 22, 2010 22:19:17 GMT -5
The Muppet Show: Letting a frog run a comedy show is a perfectly good and normal thing to do.
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Post by Gelquie on Oct 19, 2010 4:16:30 GMT -5
Disney's Beauty and the Beast: Beasts aren't ugly. At least, not in Disney.
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Post by Gifted on Oct 20, 2010 20:46:16 GMT -5
The Boy Who Cried Wolf: Never live where wolves are runniung around loose.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2010 14:24:17 GMT -5
Disney's Beauty and the Beast: Beasts aren't ugly. At least, not in Disney. Beauty and the Beast: Forget what's on the inside; your love can make an abusive monster into a heartthrob!
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Post by Luna on Nov 1, 2010 14:32:47 GMT -5
Nightmare on Elm street (Newer version): Don't fall asleep when a crazy guy with a claw hand has killed 2 of your friends in there sleep.
Spongebob movie: When a big boot is crushed by a bigger boot, your in trouble.
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Post by jdb1984 on Nov 13, 2010 0:02:01 GMT -5
Yu-Gi-Oh:The fate of the world will depend on you ability to play a Children's Card Game.
Megamind:Never rely on the police to capture criminals. Just wait for a superhero to come along.
Legend of the Guardians:The Owls of Ga'hoole:Believe and remember every legend you hear, because it'll lead you on a grand adventure after the next fight with your sibling.
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Post by icon on Feb 11, 2011 20:36:48 GMT -5
The Faerie's Ruin Plot: You can solve any problem by stealing magical artifacts and taunting the owner of said artifacts until she snaps.
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Post by Yoyti on Feb 12, 2011 21:49:29 GMT -5
Les Miserables: Don't steal bread, but if you do, find a bishop and steal his silverware.
Les Miserables: Don't become a prostitute to support your illegitimate child. It is both dangerous and slightly ironic.
Les Miserables: Don't build barricades.
Les Miserables: Don't stroll on to battlefields drunk. (Anyone know what scene this one is from? It's from the book, but isn't in the play.)
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