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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2003 20:06:17 GMT -5
This thread is the product of my extreme boredom and roughly five seconds of thinking. The main idea is... one person will post a fake chatspeak-ridden Neomail that you might receive if you were an author, wrote a story for the NT, and a chatspeaker idiot happened to hate it. Everyone else will post a fake Neomail that reads how they would respond to the hatemail. I will post the first hatemail (with the help of this AOL chatspeak translator that Crystal gave me the link to XD)... so, here we have Hatemail 1.
I HAETD UR S2RY!!!1!1!!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL IT WAS SO STUPID1!!!1!! why the fail HOW CUD U G3T AN IEDA FOR SUCH A STUPID S2RY ANYWAY?!!!?!?! OMG LOL THEIR MUST B SOMETHNG WRONG WIT U11111!1! LOL UR S2RY WAS RILLY STUPID AND I CANT AV3N BLEIVE I RAAD IT1!!!11 why the fail LOL IT WAS SO STUPID I SHUD HAEV KNOWN HOW STUPID IT WAS WHEN I LOKAD AT IT!1!!1 OMG LOL I HAETD IT11111!1! OMG why the fail LOL IF U EVER WRIET AGANE FOR TEH TIEMS IMM NOT READNG IT1!1!1!1 why the fail
Not only is this entertaining, it's good practice. Have fun. I hope this idea isn't totally dumb XD
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2003 21:39:48 GMT -5
My reply: .... errr, sorry but can you repeat that in English? Oh well, thanks for the flame, I needed some more fire to roast marshmallows over! Merry Christmas! Hope you learn how to have a life someday!
Yep, that'd probably be my reply^^ But I have had no practice, since I've never gotten any mail like that, having only been in the NT once^^"
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Post by Kuro on Dec 21, 2003 2:19:07 GMT -5
My reply would be... I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot. Please repeat that in English so I can understand what you are saying. Oh, and I just added your neomail to my collection of hate mail. I always look at it for a good laugh. Thanks for brightening up my day.  |
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Post by resurrectedwarrior on Dec 24, 2003 22:36:31 GMT -5
Well . . . I'm sorry you feel that way, but you're not going to keep me from sending stuff to the Times. In fact, you've inspired me to write a whole article on the finer points of chatspeak and its effect on the human brain. Thanks for writing!
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Ok, well, maybe not the second-to-last sentence (unless it was true, of course). :o)#nosmileys
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Post by gamecubeking on Dec 26, 2003 20:14:26 GMT -5
This thread is the product of my extreme boredom and roughly five seconds of thinking. The main idea is... one person will post a fake chatspeak-ridden Neomail that you might receive if you were an author, wrote a story for the NT, and a chatspeaker idiot happened to it. Everyone else will post a fake Neomail that reads how they would respond to the mail. I will post the first mail (with the help of this AOL chatspeak translator that Crystal gave me the link to XD)... so, here we have mail 1. I HAETD UR S2RY!!!1!1!!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL IT WAS SO STUPID1!!!1!! why the fail HOW CUD U G3T AN IEDA FOR SUCH A STUPID S2RY ANYWAY?!!!?!?! OMG LOL THEIR MUST B SOMETHNG WRONG WIT U11111!1! LOL UR S2RY WAS RILLY STUPID AND I CANT AV3N BLEIVE I RAAD IT1!!!11 why the fail LOL IT WAS SO STUPID I SHUD HAEV KNOWN HOW STUPID IT WAS WHEN I LOKAD AT IT!1!!1 OMG LOL I HAETD IT11111!1! OMG why the fail LOL IF U EVER WRIET AGANE FOR TEH TIEMS IMM NOT READNG IT1!1!1!1 why the fail Not only is this entertaining, it's good practice. Have fun. I hope this idea isn't totally dumb XD My Reply 3\/1|_ |>3|@$0|\|!!!! L337 |$ |33++3|2 +|-|@|\| (|-|@+$|>3@]{!!!! I reply to all my flames in L337 It's fun watching them get blow up from anger  |
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Post by The Angry Artist on Dec 27, 2003 2:10:51 GMT -5
My answer is simple:
What?
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Dec 27, 2003 12:06:54 GMT -5
Spirit, that IS fake. The out-of-place WTFs, LOLs, and OMGs, not to mention the !!!!1!!11 stuff, identify it as a message that was run through the AOLer Translator.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Dec 27, 2003 12:13:06 GMT -5
I think this is the message.
I hated your story! It was so stupid! How could you get an idea for such a stupid story anyway? There must be something wrong with you! Your story was really stupid and I can't believe I even read it! It was so stupid I should have known how stupid it was when I looked at it! I hated it! If you ever write again for the Times I'm not reading it!
Sweet mother of juppie, that was hard to translate.
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Post by Torey on Dec 30, 2003 8:04:23 GMT -5
I think this is the message. I hated your story! It was so stupid! How could you get an idea for such a stupid story anyway? There must be something wrong with you! Your story was really stupid and I can't believe I even read it! It was so stupid I should have known how stupid it was when I looked at it! I hated it! If you ever write again for the Times I'm not reading it! Sweet mother of juppie, that was hard to translate. You weren't supposed to translate it. |
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Dec 30, 2003 10:43:54 GMT -5
The following is how I reply to all hatemails.
This is an automated response.
Thank you for taking the time to neomail me. I have been very busy lately, and have gotten a lot of fanmail due to my latest article. If that is what this is about, I am glad that you liked it. If you have other business, you can contact me by neomail at ______*, my other account. Thank you for your time, and I apologise for the inconvenience.
*In the blank spot, I insert the name of the last person to hatemail me, and then in the document I have it saved, I switch it to the name of the person who just hatemailed me for future use. I think it's a rather clever albeit mean little trick, and I just wish I got to SEE the resulting flame war.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2003 14:00:34 GMT -5
Lol Ember, that's a good idea^^
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Post by fostic_popcorn on Dec 30, 2003 17:11:13 GMT -5
Thank you, Mr. Flishy! I am your banana. Dial 9 to get out of the palace, and then 1-800-I-NEED-HELP at the tone. Nancy, I think we're running out of ice cream. Please, try not to drool all over my Weewoo, darling. Flipping pancakes is bad for your health. Above all, remember to brush and floss your teeth regularly!
Cheerios and Honey Nut Cereals!
~ F.o.S.
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 2, 2004 13:51:59 GMT -5
Hm, lets bring this game back to life!
Believe it or not, I have actually seen most of the elements of the following hatemail before.
OMG! UR ARTICLE SUX!!!!!!11 U SUX 2! why the fail WERE U TLKING ABOUT??? U R FAT AND UGLY AND STUPID 2! Y DONT U GIVE ME UR PA$$WORD BCAUSE U R STUPID AND DONT DESERVE UR ACCNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2004 18:45:32 GMT -5
I like your idea, Gamecube King! ;D I don't get hatemail since I don't often write for the Times, but I suppose, in light of my latest craze, I would respond something like this: ARRRR, matey! Ye landlubber, ye think yer responses are pirate-like, but ye don't know the meaning of swashbuckling! Now SWAB THE DECK on the double, matey! And after that, ye can swab the poop deck as well, and then hold the mainsail and run port starboard! Shiver me timbers, me matey, there's WORK to be done! Now, where is me parrot? ((Sending messages in Savvy talk is quite fun.  )) |
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Post by gamecubeking on Jan 3, 2004 18:59:00 GMT -5
Hm, lets bring this game back to life! Believe it or not, I have actually seen most of the elements of the following mail before. OMG! UR ARTICLE SUX!!!!!!11 U SUX 2! why the fail WERE U TLKING ABOUT??? U R FAT AND UGLY AND STUPID 2! Y DONT U GIVE ME UR PA$$WORD BCAUSE U R STUPID AND DONT DESERVE UR ACCNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 My response: ! $|-|@|_|_ |3|23@]{ !|\|+0 '/0(_)|2 |-|0(_)$3 +0|\|!6|-|+ @|\|]) 3@+ '/0(_)!!! |
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<---- Misty the fennec fox, thanks Sarn 
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