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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 14:37:23 GMT -5
OK, Lapiny you'll be one of the annoying sales people that sell cds on TV. The album is: Songs of Poptart.
Who wants to sing these songs?
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Post by Lappi on Jan 25, 2003 15:20:56 GMT -5
Eh? I was just . . . -.-
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:10:43 GMT -5
I want to be an annoying salesperson! (I have nothing better to do.) Here I go:
<start annoying add> [glow=red,2,300] Own all the best from Poptart, including these great songs:
When I delayed the Times "Delaying the Times/ is a blast/ the Editorial/ is anything but fast...." --A song full of grammatical and verbal simplicity! Brilliantly incomplex!
And this great new hit: Ignoring the Neopets Users, featuring these awesome lines: "I like to ignore/ all the users/ because I think/ I am so coolzers...." That's right, every fourth verse contains a made-up word!
[/glow][glow=red,2,300]And these controversial chart-toppers: Dreamin' of Adam; What Plot? There's No Meridell Plot!; Goodbye, Lemon Jelly, and more!
*scene of Donna playing air guitar*
So order now! Only $39.99! Don't delay, order Donna's Annoying Hits today! [/glow]
</end annoying add>
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jan 25, 2003 20:11:34 GMT -5
"Editorial"
I'll take my time I'll do it my way I do not care What you have to say I do not care If I make the Times late I do not care If you have to wait
Because around here I am the queen You can say what you will You can call me plain mean But the fact still remains That I run the show If you don't like that Well just get up and go
I'll say what I want There's nothing you can do If I want to talk 'Bout my favorite brand of Shampoo I do not care If you disagree I do not care 'Cause my favorite subject is ME!
Because around here I am the boss If you don't care what I like Well, that's just your loss But the fact still remains That I run the show If you don't like that Well just get up and go
If I don't know the answer I'll pretend that I do I do not care If it's just plain untrue I do not care If I could have just asked someone I do not care 'Cause that would spoil my fun
Because around here I'm in control I've no time for accuracy I'm on a roll But the fact still remains That I run the show If you don't like that Well just get up and go
Yeah, the fact still remains That I'm in control If you don't like that Well just get up and go
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:11:48 GMT -5
*Falls over laughing* Brilliant Leb.
OK, everyone know how to do the hoe down?
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:15:26 GMT -5
Thanks, Megz. Ember, yours is awesome too.
I know how to do the hoedown! What should it be on?
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:18:12 GMT -5
*rubs chin*
This hoedown is about" WHY DONNA IS A (insert random curse here)
It's all anti donna!
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:26:34 GMT -5
That would be hard to do, with [insert random swear] in every line. How about something like "What Donna Thinks After Completing The Editorial"?
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:27:43 GMT -5
That would be hard to do, with [insert random swear] in every line. How about something like "What Donna Thinks After Completing The Editorial"? ] OK! This is the "What Donna Thinks After Completing the Editorial" hoedown!
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:38:17 GMT -5
I'll start! I'm lame and probably out of rhythm, but here it goes:
(all): Oh, ideyideyideyideyideyideyAYE! (me): When Donna finishes the 'torial, She sits back and starts to whine, That she had to do too much work, When she's "so divine!" But when her thick head realizes That we are getting mad, She giggles and whines some more, "Oh well, that's just too bad!" (all): Oh, ideyideyideyideyideyideyAYE!
Next victim...I mean volunteer!
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:40:45 GMT -5
(me): When DOnna sits her butt down, And starts to type away Number 6 walks by and her day fades away but we all knowit yes it's true Donna is in love with a fatty nutty screw! (all): Oh, ideyideyideyideyideyideyAYE!
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:47:59 GMT -5
I'm pretty much the only person here with you Megz, so I'll continue:
Yes, Donna likes Adam Isn't that quite a shock? And while printing the Editorial, She's dreaming of Adam's sock! [close one] A secret desire for cloth? No! She rather likes the smell, So Donna decides to steal his socks, "The Editorial missing?" she grins, "Who'll ever tell?" (all): Oh, ideyideyideyideyideyideyAYE!
I have no clue what happened there.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:49:23 GMT -5
I dunno, but that's the irish drinking song. Oh well!
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Post by Leb on Jan 25, 2003 20:52:10 GMT -5
But aren't there four parts? Oh well, can I have a prop?
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Jan 25, 2003 20:58:04 GMT -5
I'll dig one up.
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