Round 1: Spoon vs. Vyt

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Since Spoon hasn't made the thread yet, I'd better start. 1, he goes first. 2, I do.

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Yay!

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[dice=30]*#9*

I just realized that I've been doing some wrong actions the whole time.

I play Vyt and attach a Light Energy card to him.

I put Lupehunter in my Bench.

Vyt (Earth)
HP: 6
Special Ability: Slither. Whenever this Ally is switched from benched to active, roll a die. If the result is 4 or more, deal 2 Damage to the opponent’s active Ally.
(*)(*) Tackle - 3 Damage
I’m not a catperson! I’m a CATBOY!

Lupehunter (Fire)
HP:6
(F)(*)-Firestorm Barrage: 3 damage
(F)-Singe: 2 damage
Careful, I'm smoking dangerous

Done.

Vyt - (0 KOs)
Active: (L) Vyt - 6/6 HP
Bench: Lupehunter - 6/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active:
Bench: [rand=8495892256634832005361412483258443127783660332962071716008497835676]

[Spoon]

((Ah, sorry - I got confused. I thought Rider only wanted the first four to play at the moment.))

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I play Elven Archer as my active, and attach an Earth Energy to him.

I play Fake Treasure Chest on my bench.

Elven Archer (Earth)
HP: 4
(E) Hunting Knife – 2 Damage
(E)(E) Sniper – 4 Damage. You may target any Ally in play. If you target a benched Ally, this attack does 2 Damage instead.
Legolas: Proof that androgyny is more elvish than pointy ears.

Fake Treasure Chest (Colorless)
HP: 6
(*)(*) Rolling Tackle – Roll a die. This attack deals Damage equal to the result
(*)(*)(*) Item Chomp – Discard an energy card from this Ally. Your opponent discards a card from their hand.
Hey, I found gold! Wait a minute... RUUUN!

I attack with Hunting Knife.

Vyt takes 2 damage.

Vyt - (0 KOs)
Active: (L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
Bench: Lupehunter - 6/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E) Elven Archer - 4/4 HP
Bench: Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6 HP[rand=25974605261324498515930161888591723613900271436113855644229795294]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=30]

I use Tea Party!

Tea Party
Each player draws two cards. You and your opponent skip your next attack phases.
Well, General, I do have some tea and sippy cups... Why don't we all sit down and start a dialog?

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I use Sleight of Hand!

Sleight of Hand
Roll 5 30–sided dice. Rearrange the order of the results to determine the order of cards for the next 5 card draws.
An ace up my sleeve, insurance if you will.

[dice=30]
[dice=30]*#16*
[dice=30]*#17*
[dice=30]*#24
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*rearranges into #16, #24, #17, #13 and #14*

I attach a Light Energy card to Vyt.

Due to Tea Party, Vyt can't attack. End of turn.

Vyt - (0 KOs)
Active: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
Bench: Lupehunter - 6/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E) Elven Archer - 4/4 HP
Bench: Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6 HP[rand=86744474185451522362203945420702235775555737635466537728139086725]

[Spoon]

I draw my two Tea Party cards.

[dice=30]
[dice=30] *goes to 28*

And the draw for the start of my turn

[dice=30] *goes to 22*

I attach an Earth Energy to Fake Treasure Chest.

I put Griffpun on the bench

I play Treasure Hunt.

Griffpun (Colorless)
HP: 5
Special Power: Roost – Whenever this Ally is benched, heal 2 HP.
(*)(*) Rapidity – 3 Damage.
50% phoenix, 50% lion... 100% bad taste!

Treasure Hunt
Draw 2 cards.
Aye, thar be shinies in that chest!

I draw two cards

[dice=30]
[dice=30] *goes to 27*

Due to Tea Party, I can't attack, so I end my turn.

Vyt - (0 KOs)
Active: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
Bench: Lupehunter - 6/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E) Elven Archer - 4/4 HP
Bench: (E) Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6 HP
Griffpun - 5/5 HP[rand=3974936283762933233489565946605640073461160816104005240141667327225]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

*draws #16*

I use Ninja Teleport!

Ninja Teleport
Switch your active Fighter with a benched Fighter.
Now you see me, now you d-*poof*

I switch Vyt back for Lupehunter.

I attach a Fire Energy card to Lupehunter.

Lupehunter uses Singe!
Lupehunter deals 4 Damage due to Fire's domination over Earth.
Elven Archer is KO'd.

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 6/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E) Elven Archer - 0/4 HP
Bench: (E) Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6 HP
Griffpun - 5/5 HP

[Spoon]

I send out Fake Treasure Chest as my Active Fighter.

I draw a card

[dice=30] *goes to 12*

I attach a Dark Energy to Fake Treasure Chest.

I play Frag Grenade

Frag Grenade
Deal 2 Damage to your opponent's active Fighter.
Nothing gets the job done like a face full of scrap metal.

Lupehunter takes 2 damage.

I attack with Rolling Tackle.

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Lupehunter takes 1 damage.

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 3/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 6/6 HP
Bench: Griffpun - 5/5 HP[rand=404837001970578735870928630346495302036091153549584314389681027]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

*draws #24*

I put Wild Omni in my Bench and attach a Fire Energy card to it.

Wild Omni (Colorless)
HP: 7
(*) Tooth and nail – 2 Damage. If 2 or more energies are attached to this Fighter, this attack deals 3 Damage instead.
Before I joined the Mage Guild, I survived like a wild animal, using strength and strategy to catch my food.

Lupehunter uses Singe!
Lupehunter deals 2 Damage.

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 3/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F) Wild Omni - 7/7 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 4/6 HP
Bench: Griffpun - 5/5 HP

[Spoon]

I draw a card

[dice=30]

I attach an Earth Energy to Griffpun.

I attack with Rolling Tackle.

[dice=6]

(See? I told you your luck would start coming in the tournament!)

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 1/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F) Wild Omni - 7/7 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 4/6 HP
Bench: (E)Griffpun - 5/5 HP[rand=81503394475248852143909262913065277943287969762731664757662225611]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

(I guess that means we're on our toes this time, huh? )

*draws #17*

I put Amneiger out and attach a Fire Energy card to it.

Amneiger (Fire)
HP: 5
(F)(F) Dazzler – The target is now paralyzed.
(*)(*) Lab equipment – 3 Damage
"This isn't a pistol! This is a test tube!"

Lupehunter singes his last singe for 2 Damage.

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 1/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F) Wild Omni - 7/7 HP
(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (0 KOs)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 2/6 HP
Bench: (E)Griffpun - 5/5 HP

[Spoon]

I draw a card

[dice=30]

Perfect. Just what I wanted(!)

I attach an Earth Energy to Griffpun.

I attack with Rolling Tackle.

[dice=6]

Lupehunter takes 1 damage
Lupehunter is KO'd (just).

Vyt - (1 KO)
Active: (F) Lupehunter - 0/6 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F) Wild Omni - 7/7 HP
(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 2/6 HP
Bench: (E)(E)Griffpun - 5/5 HP[rand=10183418714151804667097008706312226902888975637749931967151061063]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

I put Wild Omni out as my Active Fighter.

*draws #13*

I attach a Fire Energy card to Amneiger.

Omni uses Tooth and Nail!
Omni deals 2 Damage.
Fake Treasure Chest is KO'd.

Vyt - (2 KOs)
Active: (F) Wild Omni - 7/7 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F)(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (E)(D) Fake Treasure Chest - 0/6 HP
Bench: (E)(E)Griffpun - 5/5 HP

[Spoon]

I send out Griffpun as my active.

I draw a card (after I give a generous donations to the Powers That Be of card drawing)

[dice=30] *goes to 2*

...that must have just been a fluke.

I put Nova Storms on the bench, and attach a Dark Energy to him.

Nova Storms (Fire)
HP: 5
(F)(F) Annihilate – 3 Damage
(*)(*) Electrocute – 2 Damage
Will you marry me?

I attack with Rapidity.

Wild Omni takes 3 damage.

Vyt - (2 KOs)
Active: (F) Wild Omni - 4/7 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F)(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (E)(E) Griffpun - 5/5 HP
Bench: (D) Nova Storms - 5/5 HP[rand=08413847475614211405173908195877448567032992457448882009005205319]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

*draws #14*

I use Scout!

Scout
Your opponent reveals their hand. Afterwards, draw a card.
There is one advantage to living amongst the trees... You can see everything if you climb high enough.

[dice=30]*#19*

Wild Omni uses Tooth and Nail!
Wild Omni deals 2 Damage.

Vyt - (2 KOs)
Active: (F) Wild Omni - 4/7 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F)(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (E)(E) Griffpun - 3/5 HP
Bench: (D) Nova Storms - 5/5 HP[rand=465204563705747855910709100109556406146026280469546521405411413]

[Spoon]

My hand:

Dark Energy
Earth Energy
Earth Energy
Dark Energy

I draw a card

[dice=30] *goes to 21*

I play Tabloid Town Zombie on the bench.

Tabloid Town Zombie (Dark)
HP: 5
(D)(D) Brain Brunch – 4 Damage
(D) Limb Snatch – Heal 2 HP
My pet zombie hates your guts but loves your brain.

I attach an Earth Energy to Nova Storms.

I withdraw Griffpun (returning his two energies to the deck), and replace him with Nova Storms.

Griffpun heals 2 damage due to his special ability, Roost.

Nova Storms attacks with Electrocute.

Wild Omni takes 2 damage.

Vyt - (2 KOs)
Active: (F) Wild Omni - 2/7 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F)(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (D)(E) Nova Storms - 5/5 HP
Bench: Griffpun - 5/5 HP
Tabloid Town Zombie - 5/5 HP[rand=711888789010498654533081515178080340784874001505149248309124443823]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

[dice=30]

Crud.

I attach a Light Energy card to Wild Omni.

Wild Omni uses Tooth and Nail!
Wild Omni deals 3 Damage.

Vyt - (2 KOs)
Active: (F)(L) Wild Omni - 2/7 HP
Bench: (L)(L) Vyt - 4/6 HP
(F)(F) Amneiger - 5/5 HP

Spoon - (1 KO)
Active: (D)(E) Nova Storms - 2/5 HP
Bench: Griffpun - 5/5 HP
Tabloid Town Zombie - 5/5 HP[rand=59234424081552846760676057235904619009117533856120447759954476935]