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Post by Craig on Nov 10, 2007 16:29:49 GMT -5
This is really cool! ^_^ *reads first two chapters* Name: Craig What you want to be: (pokemon, trainer, etc. See spots that are currently open) Um... I'm not sure what's currently open, but I'd love to be a trainer.  Personality: (so I can write you in the right way) Calm, collected, confident but not noisy, not a big talker but loves my pokemons. ^_^ Anything else I should know: *see below* Appearance(if human character): Tall, thin, short curly blonde/brown hair, blue eyes, um.... ^_^; OK, for my character, you can do pretty much whatever you want. I'd be happy to be just the guy who shows up from time to time, battles and then leaves, or whatever. Kind of like the friend who doesn't travel with them. I like grass type (Oddish!) as well as psychic, normal, or water. Thanks! |
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Post by Sq on Nov 11, 2007 0:54:13 GMT -5
Okay, I added all the new people. Welcome! ^__^
HAHA. Spot and Sketchy, those pics PWN. ;_; *worships*
Okay, time for the new chapter. It is HIDEOUSLY late. Oh well. x3
'scuse the badliness, if you will. xD It's late and I'm tired. And hyper.
Enjoy. It has a spiffy motto. ;]
Chapter Three: ENTER TEAM MEEPIT!
“Da da dumdumdum, dada dum dum dum, dada dum dum DUM, da dum. Dada dum dum dum, dada dum—“
“Squish, shut up.” Carrie glared at the girl warningly, and Squish frowned, ceasing her skipping as the trio made their way down the dirt road of Route 1.
And it was very hard not to hum, because there was this catchy background music playing and it was too awesome not to bust a move to.
“Sooo.... I have no idea where we're going, do you?” Squiesh looked over Vyt’s shoulder at the Town Map he was carrying. “Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?”
“…..no.” Vyt folded the map, his shirt changing into a deep red color.
“Um…why is your shirt all red now?” Omni asked, looking up at him. She was swishing her Charmander tail around as she waddled next to Puff and Squirtle.
“It’s not red.” Puff got a maniacal grin on his face. “It’s BLOOD! Muahaha!”
“Oh geez, someone needs to give him a giant psycho pill.” Squirtle rolled his eyes, folding his arms across his chest.
“Hey, Squirtle, you STILL need to tell me who you are!” Squiesh got down on her knees in front of him, lacing her fingers together and putting on the best puppy dog face she could manage.
Squirtle smirked. “…do you REALLY want to know?”
“YES! YESYESYES!!”
“Okay, just stop yelling in my face, woman. I’m MGA. Happy?”
Squiesh flared her nostrils. “Shoulda known.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Oh… nothing. Heehehh…”
Puff suddenly burst out laughing. “Did you know that one time I ate a lightbulb? It tasted like pickled eggplant…” The Bulbasaur looked into the sky dreamily.
“Did you know one time I ate a guy’s head?” MGA looked over at him, completely serious.
“Really? So did he die?” Puff asked.
“Nah, after I consumed him I decided to be nice and gave him his head back. His name’s Pablo, he cleans toilets at a golf course.”
Omni’s eyes widened. She appeared quite freaked out. But who wouldn’t be? First a guy who thinks he’s a TELEPHONE, and now someone who ate heads?
This was going to be a long journey.
A REALLY long journey.
“…..that’s not disturbing,” Carrie said sarcastically, shaking her head.
“Aura of Insanity! Aura of Insanity! Aura of Insanity! I smell NTWFers!”
A tiny red Rattata with swirls in her eyes came leaping out of the tall grass onto the road right in front of Puff and Omni. She grinned madly up at the three humans, wagging her tail that curled at the end.
Squiesh looked at the Rattata weirdly. “What’s wrong with THAT thing?”
The Rattata shook her head at once, and the swirls in her eyes disappeared.
“Oh god, what the heck is wrong with me? I’m acting like a moron.” She gagged. “Anyway, hey Squiesh, Carrie, Vyt.”
“Wait… are you an NTWFer?” Vyt asked, bending down to take a look at her.
“I’m Sock. I have no idea what happened back there, really. I’m usually not that cutesy.”
“SOCK!!!!” Squiesh squealed, taking out an empty pokeball. “I’m gonna catch you, okay? And we can be bestfriendsfoeverandwecansavetheworldTOGETHAR!!!”
“……………”
“Or…not…you know, that’s cool too.”
“Come with us, Sock!” Omni said, smiling. “We’re on a quest to find all the NTWFers so we can go back to the forum.”
“You must have been drawn to our Aura of Insanity…just like Patjade said.” Vyt tapped his chin thoughtfully.
Squiesh bent over and picked Sock up, nuzzling her. “Socky is MINE! All MINE!”
“….go ahead, Squish.” Carrie made an XD face. Which isn’t really possible in real life. At least I don’t think it is.
“Look! It’s Viridian City!” Puff bounded down the dirt road again, into the horizon. “I can’t wait to find a TELEPHONE!”
“…I thought you WERE a telephone?” Omni’s eyebrows furrowed.
“Same diff! BRRRING, BRRING!”
Suddenly, the emerald grass wavered, a strong wing blowing past. The sun was hiding behind the clouds, and the windchimes were tinkling…
“….Squieshie, why do you have a windchime?”
“…shh, Carrie. It adds a dramatic effect.”
Two blackish figures, a male and a female, jumped right in front of them, their signature Team Meepit caps covering their eyes.
“AHH! Evil badguys!” Puff ran behind Vyt, covering his eyes. MGA got into battle stance, Sock raised an eyebrow, and Omni blinked.
“Who are you freaks?!” Carrie demanded.
The girl looked up, smirking. A shaft of light fell on her face, revealing her identity. It was Elycien. “Your worst nightmare.”
“Elycien?! What are you doing?” Vyt asked. His shirt started turning a bright, alarmed shade of red.
The other Team Meepit member looked up, and everyone gasped when they saw that it was Patrick.
“Evil Patrick! My eyes, the bleeeeeeed!” Squiesh wailed, crouching down on the ground behind MGA.
“A-HEM. We'd really appreciate it if you'd all be quiet so we can sing our motto.” Elcie smiled cutely, clearing her throat. She looked over at Patrick, and he nodded.
“Prepare for trouble!” Elycien twirled around, then pointed over at Patrick.
“Make it double!” He winked at her, and popped his collar.
“To dissect the world’s population…”
“To castrate all people within our nation!”
“To promote all evil we’re guilty of…”
“To extend our brain bleach to the stars above!”
“Elcie!”
“Patrick.”
“Team Meepit, searching for people to ignite.”
“Be kunai’d, or surrender tonight!”
“Gathow, that’s right!”
Two little Gathow petpets jumped out between them, mewling so cutely it was sickening.
“WHAT A NICE SONG.” Carrie snickered, and Squiesh started to clap but stopped when Vyt glared at her.
“Do it again, do it again!” Puff exclaimed, bouncing up and down.
“No! They’re the ENEMY.” MGA glared over at Elycien and Patrick.
Squiesh frowned. “So, what do you guys want? Here to steal our NTWFers or something?”
Patrick and Elcie looked at each other, then nodded, smiling devilishly.
“Precisely. It is our mission to steal your NTWFers and brainwash them to be our loyal followers. That way, once we get back to the forum, we can start a dictatorship.” Elcie gave them a peace sign.
“What about Stal? YOU CAN’T DEFEEAT THE COWBOY!!” Squiesh protested, shaking a fist.
“Heh…cowboy…” Vyt chuckled.
“This isn’t a joke.” Patrick raised a finger smartly. “Now hand over the pokemon now. Or perish forevermore.”
Carrie, Vyt, Squiesh, and the pokemon all looked at each other.
“Got any ideas?” Omni asked.
Vyt nodded. “Yep. Run.”
“Blitzkreig! Blizzard! Get them!” Elcie snarled.
And so the huge group ran down the road toward Viridian City, with Elcie, Patrick and their Gathows right on their tails.
And Carrie, Squiesh and Vyt laughed like madmen…and madwomen.
Because they were.
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Post by nope on Nov 11, 2007 11:53:10 GMT -5
D:< I WANT ME. XD Great part Squieshers :3  I WANT MORE. >.> |
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Post by PFA on Nov 11, 2007 15:12:07 GMT -5
Awesome.  <3 the motto. |
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Nov 11, 2007 20:38:40 GMT -5
xDDDDD THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
*picks up a Puff Telephone*
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Post by Craig on Nov 11, 2007 21:02:37 GMT -5
Haha this part is hilarious! ^_^
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2007 17:10:15 GMT -5
XDDD That's great. I haven't laughed so hard in, umm, in... a while. (It hurts to think right now. XD) It's greeeaaaat! Better than great. ^__^ Can't wait to see the Part Four!
And by the way, I love the Snow Leopard/Mewtwo hybird, Spot. That is way too cool. And Skethcy, your Cubone is soso cute. :3
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Post by Sketchy on Nov 12, 2007 23:06:45 GMT -5
Squiesh - Thanks! The story is coming along very awesomely! (Can't wait for her own appearance xD ) I was laughing like a squirrel on a energy drink high while I was reading the song! Reve - Thank ya!!  |
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Post by Sq on Nov 12, 2007 23:27:47 GMT -5
WOO, yay, I was able to entertain! XDDD Thanks everyone.
It took forever to think up that motto, seriously. Haha...it was harder than it looks! ^^;;;
Ringo--Dun worry, I will introduce everyone as soon as possible. D:
EDIT: Oh yes, I also made up a parody THEME song (I wanna be, the very best, etc), which I will post as soon as I find it... :3 XD
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Post by Omni on Nov 13, 2007 11:41:38 GMT -5
Well the motto turned out very well.  I sure laughed. *imagines a theme song* 'I wanna be the craziest, like no one ever was.'  |
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Post by Kengplant on Nov 15, 2007 1:12:52 GMT -5
ROFL at the motto XD so good!
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Post by zarikrahia on Nov 15, 2007 1:21:51 GMT -5
Rofl rofl rofl.
SQUIESH I LOVE YOU.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 10:58:13 GMT -5
LOVED the brain bleach part. XDD *dies of laughter, reincarnated, dies again, process repeats*
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Post by Killix on Nov 16, 2007 13:14:57 GMT -5
the motto was great XD
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Post by moo on Nov 20, 2007 17:25:14 GMT -5
((nat dragged me here...  )) name:: Q-4320 what you want to be:: mutated pikachu personality:: ebil, tries to be cannibalistic and fails greatly, talks the language of english two words at a time. anything else:: FAT! oh, and this is awesomes, keep up the good work! |
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I WANT MORE.
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