The NTWF Story Gallery

[Zylaa]

We've had over two years of NTWF stories- by us, about us, capturing all the weird and wonderful things that make this forum strange. I thought we needed something... an index thread, so to speak. So if we want to know exactly who to blame for Stal/NSQ, or who wrote the NTWF of the Opera story, we can find out.

Here's where everyone can have a post for their NTWF stories. List them, link to them, add your own comments. Also, if some people who aren't as horribly lazy as me will help, we can use the first post to write up the history of stories, the history of forum creations like the Underdeep and all the random depictions of Tabloid Town.

One thing- no chatting on this thread, okay? Just have one post for all your stuff, to edit as you wish.

History of Cliches, places, and so on
Killing off Kiddo-
Driving NSQ sane-
NSQ blowing things up-
Stal/NSQ *shot*-
The Underdeep-
The Loft-
Depictions of the NTWF- This section is more for a summary of how people have portrayed the forum in their stories, including specific places like Tabloid Town.
Anything else the writers can think of-

Many thanks to Rider for the general history! *pokes Rider's post* *even though she could've just used her modly powers to put the history up in the first post, but that wouldn't have been any fun*
Many thanks also to whoever stickied this thread

[Draeroz]

NeTWaFopia
The New Legend
Status: Uh... I'll get to that someday...

As you might want to know, this is a story inspired by many old references and stories about the NTWF, located on and island as said by Strife for the NTWF game. This story was about a young lad named Falcon (thanks to Omniscia) who finds himself mysteriously trapped in an unknown island full of weird people and creatures. The island used to be very peaceful until it was took over by new and old-time villians from previous stories and references.

What'll he discover in this strange island, and what'll fate lead him to? Find out in this comical legend... in the making, that is.

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The Legend of
ZELDA
Dimension of Chime
Status: In Progress

Parody of the famous Nintendo video game series, many NTWFers find themselves swept off by a whirlwind only to find themselves changed in New Hyrule.

Its only up to JH (as Link) and Kat (as Navi) to find out how they all got there and what evil seeps within the prosperious land of light.

[Nasuella]

Discontinued Stories

Ten Prophetic Foreshadowings (Originally intended to be the introduction of Drakhé.)
Spectral Octaves (Intended to cover Drakhé's growing insanity over his grief for failing to protect Kwoiffei.)
Every Piece Matters (Intended to cover Kwoiffei and Drakhé's return to the NTWF. The topic has been deleted.)

Nasuella Kwoiffei: Second Stringer (Originally intended to be the introduction of Nasuella Lagan, and the first part of a saga that is no longer a saga. Rated T for a violent scene in the prologue.)

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In-Progress Stories

Literal Alter Ego (A parody/pastiche of the later Persona games. Takes place in an alternate NTWF, and follows an alternate Nasuella. Rated T.)
Tales of the NTWF (A collection of drabbles and short stories.)

[Zylaa]

Advert Attack
Status: Discontinued
Random info: My first NTWF story, written before the NTWF stories sub-board was created, so I'm too lazy to search through Pen's Point for the link for now. A comedy mocking the commercialization of Neopets, all the NTWF murder mysteries that had been springing up, Sloth fangirls, etcetera. Just to prove that I can never finish a story, I stopped writing one part from the end.

The NTWF of the Rings
Status: Not even I know
My most popular story by thread page count. Kiddo Baggins and Crystalwise Gamgee must leave the Shire on the advice of Stalalf when the One Ring comes to Kiddo, passed down by aunt Ginzbo. The NTWF's usual insanity wreaks its havoc on Middle Earth.

Ominous Title
Status: Discontinued
Actually serious, or as serious as my NTWF stories go. Featured a mysterious force luring away NTWFers one by one by showing them what they desire most. The story left off as the forumers were getting ready to explore the gaping black hole they had found, with still no clue as to what was going on. Occured before the invention of the Underdeep.

The Lair
Status: Discontinued
Featured the Loft (invented by Scar). Since the Loft is where all the NTWFer's old dreams and stories go, what happens to the old villians? They are bound in the Lair, until the time of the story, where a misguided forgotten character sets the villains loose to execute their vengeance on the authors that forgot them.
I really liked the ideas in this one- Long-term Storage, what happens to the fictional characters.

Trends in my stories: The serious ones always have Jack Sparrow in the first chapter. Do not ask me why. >_>

[PFA]

The NTWF in - The Disappearance
Status: Finished
My first NTWF story. Patjade mysteriously disappears, and this new admin named Kindleflare shows up and starts setting some unfair rules. Rider and the other mods have to figure out what happened to Patjade while keeping the NTWF under control.

Link to Tonilia
Status: Discontinued
The Underdeep has been giving out strange messages lately, and it's the mods' job to find out why. When they come to the Underdeep, everything goes considerably, until they find a mysterious link...

So Long Ago
Status: We may never know.
PFA sees someone in the ninja HQ, who she is convinced is her father. She then remembers those days when she was younger, when she was with her father still...

Kindleflare
Status: One-shot
The bridge between The Disappearance and present day Kindleflare. A quick look into the complicated mindset that belongs to this infamous villain.

[Kiddo]

Angelis Luci
Complete
The world of our forum is invaded by demons of another world, killing everything in their way and destroying the portions of the world they touch. All the forumners must band together to save their world and their friends.

The start of the "killing of Kiddo" cliche.

Voices
Complete
The introduction of the underdeep - a place where the subconcious rules supreme and a forumner never knows what they will find manifesting from the back of their own mind. Kiddo is sent to investigate strange noises coming from the underdeep and finds that they are a voice.

Continues the "killing of Kiddo" cliche and creates the underdeep location.

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]You sure that was the first? 0_o I thought the others started that cliche.

OK, brief history of NTWF stories:

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a very bored amethyst mage. She needed to write something, so she wrote "Something HAD Happened," or SHH. It was an adventure tale, what out Kat does best. It was illustrated by JH. It was later published in the old NTWF literary magazine, The NTWF Informer. (Geez, that thing is DEAD. XD)

SHH (Oct '04) is widely considered the first NTWF story, though (and I know I sound pompous, that's not my intent,) debatably, the NT classic "Once in a White Weewoo" could be considered the first. Though it used the forumers as characters, the letters NTWF were never mentioned. The peice was too short to develop any of the characters besides Linny.

(EDIT: I just remembered that actually, Roxy's Murder Mystery was the first NTWF story. Ignore that whole last paragraph.)

And so started the trend. Writing an NTWF story became the IT thing to do. ^_^ "Conspiracy," written by Sirius, was another ground-breaker. It was a psychological thriller and murder mystery, violent beyond our innocent (yes, back then she was innocent) Kat's wildest nightmares. This set off a wave of NTWF murder mysteries. Though Siri was the master of making minds and hearts race, the master of blood and guts and violent ends was Blub. (This was before the rating-in-the-title rules. Back then, you were expected to know: If it was written by Blub or Siri and you have a weak stomach, leaveplz.)

The old chiche became: Kill off Kiddo. It might be because the phoenix-blessed fox-fae, who was at that time a forum administrator and widely considered second only to Patjade herself and was also an RP genius and sensei of the ninjas, was a symbol of power and reliability. ... or we were all just sick of her godmoding. (I love you, Kiddo, I don't mean it. T_T) (The other cliche was: Get Ishy drunk. I want to know: Whose idea was that, anyway?)

Yeah, I can't remember when the sub-board was created. Anyone who does remember, please come forward. Your forum historian needs you.

The story-writing frenzy died down a bit, then picked up again with my source of personal shame, "Ninjas of the Carribean." The old horror stories gave way to more adventure and comedy. Oh yes, and if anyone wanted a juicy topic to write about, they needn't go any further thant he pirate vs ninja rivalry. In fact, though both guilds are more or less dead, Pirates and Ninja are still a popular theme in NTWF stories.

The first NTWF story-RP was Zylaa's "And Then There Were Some." That mystery was never resolved.

The longest stories: Aeri's "Something XD" has the greatest number of parts, but these parts are extraordinarily short. Guys, "We're Going to Hogwarts" has 25 parts and went through its share of deaths and revivals, due to the fact that Guy left, then came back, then left again, whatever.

Kirby has written the most stories. Lots of one-shots like "Big Apple Happenings" and "Kirby Goes to Kindergarden."

I believe that Fj0rd's "Where's My Boat?" was the first NTWF story contest. It was looking for the best NTWF 'shipper story. Scar's Ikkin/Wanderer story won with 44.4% of the votes.

"Cloak and Katana" by Scar was the first NTWF movie.

If there's anything else you want me to add, PM me. ^_^[/glow]

[aerisangel01]

My own, lovely stories x3

Something XD
Status: Discontinued
Personnal Character Story Continuity: Has canon aspect. story itself isn't canon

A fighting tournament is organised, where the champions of the world come to fight the champions of the United Land of the NTWF, or however I called it in it, I forgot xD The focus soon turned to my Character/Personna, Aerisa Darkyna. I gave it up, since I found I have a great preference for many short stories making a big one as a whole rather than just a giant story like it, and also because re-reading made me sick due to how bad the English is.

Biggest flaw: The parts are irregular. The firsts are long enough, in the middle incredibly short, while the lastest one are at least potable. This is due to me writing them on the spot, in the Forum's reply window, and having no real idea how long it'll look when once posted. They also are NOT marked, unlike many stories. Also reading the first part is a personnal torture for me because of how lame the English is >.< (At least we can see the improvement)

The greatest point: Incredibly few(if no) plot holes(I DID spot some, but they quite honestly are not that important). This is especially impressive when you know I'm an on-the-spot writer. I HATE having guidelines, the only planning I had was in my head. Which is usually the way most plotholes appears.

The Troublesome Christmas Story of Aerisa
Status: Finished!
Personnal Character Story Continuity: Non-Canon(?)

One of the few Christmas Story(To my knowledge!(At least FINISHED Christmas Story)). It is a lighthearted story about the Forumer's preparing for Christmas. It earned it's name after my original plan(Writing one chapter per day for 24 different forumers) fell after the complain of someone who didn't want his chapter the way I had writen it because he didn't celebrate Christmas T_T To avoid further problem, I made it so this story would focus only around some of those I consider the closest to me(that includes me btw x3) plus those I had already pre-writen('cept two, complain-chappie and related-to-complain-chappie).

This story solved some of the major problems of "Something XD". It had a Schedule(Lundi - Mercredi - Vendredi in French, you search for the translation, I've NEVER been able to remember the name of the days of the week in English T_T ), actual chapters(Even if the lenght vary there too, the difference is not as extreme as in "Something XD"), and the fact IT ACTUALLY GOT FINISHED xD (Do note that it has a TINY BIT more pre-planning too, but again it's minimal).

One of the Major reason I even thought of this story is as a fun way to make everyone know something. Said something is that Scar asked me to 'bloid marry him. I love that guy ^_^ Oh yeah, and this story introduced Mini-Nick, who I THINK may have bright futur ahead of himself x3



Destinies Entwined
Status: Finished!
Personnal Character Story Continuity: Canon

Sometime, our past can catch us back even if we put it all behind. But much more dangerous is when our Lineage does. As it did for Scarven Dessan(Scar). Helped by his injuried friend, Aerisa Darkyna, stuck into her miniature Dragon form, will he manage to escape and survive from the mysterious man known as Miso?

The end of this story represented the last contribution of the author, Aerisa Darkyna, to the forum, until coming back around January 2008.

[Rider]

Veritas Vitae
Status: Complete
Genre: Comedic Adventure

Back from a long, long time ago, when the word n00b was censored, Kat was fool enough to think I was good, and Gav thought Kiddo was a guy. 3.5 minutes, I used that phrase a lot, didn't I? 0_o

A new newspaper hits the Neopian stands. Veritas Vitae, a paper that takes the truth and twists it beyond all recognition. They spy on the NTWF for their information. This paper is a threat to Neopian Times, the NTWF, the Truth, and all we hold dear. Can our band of heroes solve the mystery of Veritas Vitae and save the forum's already-horrendous reputation? There are dumb pop culture references, there's a Trojan Rabbit, there is a lethal pokey stick, there are killer robots. And yes, there are laughs enough.


April Fools and Changing Rules
Status: Complete
Genre: Humor/Chronicles

Based on the disasterous and hilarious April Fools of '05. A lot of these lines are copied and pasted from the actual roleplay.
The ninjas have taken over the forum and are brainwashing the pirates. Can Rider and a mysterious pirate named Randomy save the forum's scurvier inhabitants?

And yes, the bit between Nick and Stal really did happen. It was even more brilliant in person. And this story ends in a blooper reel.


Christmas at the NTWF
Status: One-Shot
Genre: Humor

Written Dec 24th, 2004, in about as much time as it takes for a teapot to boil. Kat's Christmas story is on that same thread.


An NTWF-y New Year
Status: One-Shot
Genre: Humor

Written Dec 31st, 2004, in about as much time as it takes for my mum to find the station that shows the ball dropping in NYC. Also contains a Kat story.


Ninjas of the Carribean
Status: Failed Discontinued
Genre: Comedic Adventure

The source of my shame, the first NTWF story I left unfinished. Kiddo-sensei and her ninjas run into a bit of financial difficulty, and so, a pirate/ninja partnership is formed. But when the White Weewoo becomes cursed, will the ninjas be pirate-y enough to save the day? Guess what: You'll never find out.

It's one of my lower-quality pieces. The only reason it's remembered at all is because it is the birthplace of the Stal/NSQ 'ship. Heh, a 'ship aboard a ship. ^_^ You see, all the pirates are forced to take a ninja roommate... you can see where disasters might happen.


With Good Saint... Nick?
Status: One-Shot
Genre: Poetry Parody

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a shopper was happy, not happy at all. When Santa has an unfortunate run-in with NSQ, can a certain Great Dane anthro step in to take his place? Will Nick save Christmas? Find out in this silly one-shot from X-mas '05. And stal, you DO want that pony.


Tying Knots (In Your Shoelaces!)
Status: Completed
Genre: Romantic Comedy; R/T Parody

For those of you unfamiliar with Gav and Kat's old NQII obsession, R/T is the Rohane/Talinia 'ship. Kat wrote a series in which Rohane and Tal got married, (after many wedding complications,) and titled it "Tying Knots." It's in her Deviantart account. TK (IYS) is a parody. I'm not very good at romantic comedy, or any sort of romance come to think it.

It's notable because it's the first story I've written that doesn't center around a holiday, or pirates and ninjas. It's the first that centers around my friends rather than me. It's the beginning of the title-change-after-a-week-of-no-updates tradition. (98% of that thread is people plotting what my next title will be...)

The day that Kat and Gav are supposed to be married, Kat is kidnapped by a mail-order bride company. Can Gav rescue his true love from a loveless marriage? There's a redhead named Yuki! There are sports! There's an NSQ! And most of all, there's true love! ^_^ *smack'd by everyone who remembers how that story ends*


Call Me
Status: Completed
Genre: Mystery/Adventure

It all began when a nitwit named Ishy wanted to stir up trouble. I subsequently found out that he lives 40 minutes away from my house. It was a complete disaster, and early in the story, I had to scrap my original plan because, once again, Ishy is a troublemaking nitwit. I was, however, forced to finish the story because I don't think my pride can take another beating like NotC.

Seperate this story from the Ishy Incident, though, and you'll find it very entertaining, I think. ^_^ The bits where I toy around with Stal's character- totally not canon. But fun. Very fun.

A mysterious stranger appears at the NTWF. He has been the subject of cruel experiments. When the faeries who tortured him come back to kidnap Spot and Mindela, can Stal and the mystery boy save the day? Or will Stal's own tragic past and lost love come between him and his family?

Again, I emphasize that this is so incredibly outside forum canon that it deserves to be shot. ^_^


The Motha' NTWF'ers
Status: One-Shot
Genre: Comedy

A Mother's Day piece, a tribute to all of the Tabloidal moms, (particularly Leo) and to Patjade. Ahh, we have too many lesbian couples. XD Too many people with two mommies.


Children of Darkness
Status: Complete
Genre: Comedic Adventure

My favorite of all of the NTWF pieces I've written. It's not the origin of Stal-is-Hu's-father, but it at first engraved it into forum canon, then disspelled the myth. It is the origin of characters like Luon, Shiva, Tzarhine, and Hzann. Shiva the demon-horse goes on to become a recurring character.

Hu and her friends find a portal in the Underdeep that leads to another world, where it is prophesied that a child of half-blood will save them from the corrupt monarchy. Is Hu the answer to the Daemons' prayers? Meanwhile, Rider, Scar, Ikkin and Cheshire form a rescue team and wind up on the wrong side of this conflict. Can they survive and rescue Hu, the Child of Darkness?

There are harrowing twists and turns! There's shapeshifting! There's crossdressing! There's the devouring of small, furry creatures! There is, in short, an epic worth reading. ^_^

Rated T for violence and the origins of babies. And incest, but there's a plot hole covering that. >.>


Pumpkin Nights and Ghastly Frights
Status: Discontinued
Genre: Comedic Adventure

Yeah... I tried to do something special for Halloween '06, but it collapsed in on itself. I need to keep my holiday stories one-shot. When a curse descends upon the NTWF Haloween party, can Zylaa save the day? Hah, never gonna find out. ^_^;


Children of Darkness 2: Dreams of the Dark
Status: In Progress
Genre: Adventure

Sequel to CoD, inspired by an MSN conversation I had with Chessy about a dream that he had.

Kat, Scar, Ikkin and Hu are kidnapped and whisked out of this dimension. Rider, Aeri, Gav and Thundy want to rescue them, and become the subject of Kiddo's bizarre experiment. To send thier minds to the Underdeep and to other realms without risking their physical bodies. To send them to the Underdeep in their dreams.

There's a sexy white witch. There is a psycho grimoire. There is more shapeshifting. There's the world's biggest wolf! (*Rider's inner Sylvia squees inside*) Like most sequals, it doesn't begin to match up to the original, but I'm enjoying it anyway.

[Dream]

Attack of the Grammar Fiends!

Status: Technically Complete. I did start writing an Epilogue for this, but it didn't really add that much to the story and I pinched the only really funny thing (a rowdy NTWF song, "Our Moderator's Got a Weewoo on her Hat") for TLF.
Genre: Drama? Comedy? Romance? Tragedy? I am no good with genres. Thingy.
Featured Romance (if any): Kat and Gav.

SPOILER: Click to show

Dead, but not terminally.

When Sirius finally loses his temper with an annoying computer, he unwittingly releases something that could threaten the whole forum. After Fj0rd vanishes into thin air, emergency measures have to be taken, involving everything from dictionaries to name-alterations. But will the frantic efforts of the Mods be enough to fight off the assault of the Grammar Fiends?

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The Last Fanfictioneers
Status: In Progress
Genre: Drama/Mystery/?Horror?/?Supernatural?/Thingy.
Featured Romance (if any): None made explicit except for Stal/Spot, but a few things implied.

SPOILER: Click to show

As yet alive

A Tabloid wedding attended by a Meepit and a Weewoo. A teenage girl marrying a handsome leopard-child. All sound normal so far? But Lydie's world isn't quite what we're used to. Could it have something to do with the arrival of a newbie, Samantha, to our NTWF, along with the new technology she's pioneering?

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General chat:

Driving NSQ sane was already a cliché by the time I used it (early 2006) if that helps.

I admit to having killed myself off in Attack of the Grammar Fiends, though I doubt anyone noticed. I was unhappy that I'd never (and still haven't) been killed off in an NTWF story, save for Carrie's in which the forum blew up (it only counts if you're mentioned by NAME.) As far as I'm concerned dying in an NTWF story-- especially (sigh) nobly-- is a rite of passage to which I can only aspire, and doing it yourself doesn't really count unless your name begins with a K, has five letters, and you're a head Ninja.

And Sammy, "Sdrawkcab" is discontinued? No! I was waiting for the next chapter of that, it was so good!

[spiritwolfforever]

The Whisper of Bones

Status: On Hiatus
Genre: Supernatural
Depictions: Tabloid town as a wasteland town with doors and staircases, but no houses. Memory lane as a loft high up in a tower. There are a few others, but I can't recall them at the moment.

An experiment from the sixties with the goal of outsmarting the universe haunts the NTWF. A not-so-nice lady surfaces, along with her minions. They seek to take a secret item from an unknown forumer that could potentially destroy the world if unleashed.

I also found this laughable story I did when I was twelve XD

Clue

Status: Discontinued
Genre: Mystery

A parodity of the board game clue done with NTWF characters.

[Deleted]

And now I bring to ye: Sammy's Stories.

Taking Over Me
Status: Completed
Genre: Mystery, Action/Adventure

Before the whole NTWF A Splosion thing were pretty much everyone hopped onto the bandwagon, there were a few NTWF stories. Veritas Vetae, Angelis Luci, and some others that won't come to mind. Then Sammy comes along and wants to write a story. So it begins: A little pink-haired girl gets caught up in love with a cousin that was an evil sorcerer, and things at the NTWF start getting screwy. Complete with spells, mind control, Tabloids disappearing, and love, Taking Over Me is a must-read for you Romance-Action-Adventure fans. Warning: Sammy was a noob at the time and may write really suckily.

The Day The Splatterboard Blew Up
Status: One-Shot
Genre: Who knows?

Long ago, the Splatterboard had problems. One day the entire Splatterboard blew up and the threads disappeared. Yay!

April Fools and Changing Rules: The Play
Status: Finished, but the rest of it was never posted.
Genre: Comedy

A dramatized version of Rider's story/April Fools 2k5. Made in English Class.

Lost and Dead
Status: Discontinued (like the main part was finished but I wanted to continue it and I never did)
Genre: Horror/Macabre

A little hop on the bandwagon for NTWF Murder Mysteries. The NTWF starts being killed off, one by one, with only a few notes and a kitsune paw as evidence.

Cartoon Catastrophe
Status: Discontinued
Genre: Comedy

The whole of the NTWF is sucked into the Television and is turned into cartoon characters! How will they escape? No one will know, but the story died.

Craziest of Cousins"]http://ntwriters.proboards53.com/index.cgi?board=stories&action=display&thread=1124553909]Craziest of Cousins
Status: Discontinued
Genre: Comedy, sorta

What if we were all related somehow, are cousins? A little play with my imagination, by having my NTWF friends as my Real Life friends cousins! Never completed, because I got bored.

School's Out!: The Moosical
Status: Discontinued
Genre: Musical/Comedy

School's out for the summer, and the NTWF have the ability -- and insanity -- to ruin the entire world! But when TNT releases a new Neopet, a pair of really boring Neopets, havoc starts to break loose. Sing, dance, laugh, cry! It's a moosical! Complete with actual lyrics from actual ripped-off parodies! [may be continued]

sdrawkcaB
Status: In Progess!
Genre: Mystery/ActionAdventure

Things are getting a little backwards! Tabloids are going through mental issues again, and a chemical in the air is causing a splosions! We all thought we were just knocked out during the a splosions, but fear for your lives. We are not alone. And they want us to be the shadows for now on.

The Truth About Being Blue
Status: Discontinued [but I reeeeallly want to continue it]
Genre: ActionAdventure/Romance/Drama

Alter egos just don't pop up out of no where, do they? Every alter ego has to have a story behind them! Let's take Claire for example. Well... Actually... No one knows where Claire comes from. What was she before an alter ego of yours truly? And is this life the key to her sourness and bitterness? Perhaps. The truth lies behind castle walls.

Halloween
Status: One Shot
Genre: Horror

Not entirely an NTWF Story, but it is about the Neopets of an NTWFer. I'll just say one thing: Now I can see you. YAY LYRICS!

I've got some others around, I just don't know where they are. If I find them I'll edit to this post.

You know, I often wonder why I never get past Chapter 2 for most stories. It's probably because no one posts on my thread, and that gives me the feeling of no one's interested. That's why I've taken a hiatus with writing NTWF stories, because no one's interested. I'm just saying, though. Perhaps the next story will be completed if you guys just even post with "great story, plz continue!" =/

[Scar]

A Stitch in Sanity
Status: Complete
Genre: Action/Mystery
Rated: PG
A washed-up writer wanders into the NTWF, a strange place that seems more familiar than it should be. Time seems to fly by at times and slow to a crawl at others. And worse still forumers seem to be dying and the forum itself is losing its magic, literally.

The Loft was meant to be the mirror image of The Underdeep, with dreams replacing nightmares.

NTWF in: Cloak and Katana
Status: Released
Genre: Action/Comedy
Rated: G
There's a spy among the ninjas. And Mindy-sama knows who it is. Who's the sucker who has to capture said spy? Why Ken of course!

Made using The Movies ^TM. The script could've been better but I wanted to show off ^_^;

To My Dearest ...
Status: One Shot
Genre: Romance
Rated: PG
It is the year 1945 and the city of Bloid is under siege by the evil Axis spearhead forces led by Baron Kirbstein. Will Miss Ikkin and Corporal Wanderer ever meet again? Or will their letters be the only testament of their love?

Written for Fj0rd's Where's My Boat Contest, it's the first romance I had fun writing. That's telling something. I might continue the misadventures of Platoon 69 some other time though.

Of Closets, Red Herrings & Asplosions
Status: In Progress
Genre: Action/Mystery
Rated: PG
Reality is falling apart throughout the NTWF and it's up to the forumers and a certain detective bent on retrieving a cheesegrater to pull things together.

I'm being slow and deliberate with this one to ensure no plot holes or irregularities appear. I particularly like the format of telling things from a certain person's point of view.

From Time Immortal
Status: Half complete
Genre: Action/Mystery
Rated: OT - Graphic Violence and Language
The tale of how a certain chronomancer come to be. Done in collaboration with Aerisa and written for the Origins contest.

A Smiley Speaks a Thousand Words: =O
Status: Complete
Genre: Horror
Rated: G
Alone, Spot experiences a chilling encounter ... worthy of a smiley. Based on a dare by Spot

[Kat]

[shadow=purple,left,300]Man, I had simple plots back then. XD[/shadow]

Something HAD Happened

My first NTWF story. It had a sequel, 'The Schism', but I discontinued it and deleted the chapters from DA. Anyway, Luke, Kat's stupid alter-ego magical cousin, has taken over the NTWF, planted mines all over the place, and imprisoned several NTWFers, while hypnotizing others to do his bidding. JH illustrated the first four chapters.

Before writing this story, I made a thread asking if anyone wanted to be in the story, since I feared copyright issues in terms of forum personas. XD

NTWF New Year (by me and Rider)

Just a couple of one-shots for the New Year ('04)

Sides of a Sorceress

Random story about my mage persona. I plan to make a few modifications though. It's about her as a kid, versus little kid Luke (from SHH). There are other random mage characters as well. XDDD

The Invasion of the NTWF

In this story, a strange guild of crazy kids try to take over the NTWF, take the admin and mods hostage, and take all the cookies! Okay, not sure about that last bit...

WARNING: Contains flying ice cream scenes.

The NTWF in: Reclaim the NT's Honor

Someone's bending the NT rules way too far and publishing chatspeak stories and overly overused cliches, and someone else (make that a whole bunch of someones) has to stop them!

I think this story set the record for being the first one to be sent to Admin Review and back again for being too...eccentric. ^^;;; I changed the title from 'Matchmaking Mayhem' because it sounded too biased towards certain pairings.

NTWFQuest

Dead as a doornail. XD

This was supposed to be a collab - as in, one chapter per writer, and five (yes, five) forumers were supposed to star in it as the main characters, who have to trek through the entire forum to save Patjade from the evil Jenora (my evil alter-ego). Unfortunately I don't know whow as supposed to write the next chapter, so for now I will wear this little black veil and cry over its grave.

Just in Time

Fifteen years into the future, the NTWF has become a sane, un-fun place ruled by a cruel tyrant. A man from the future ventures into our present to fulfill a prophecy that can restore the NTWF and brings them into the dark future. Does the future look promising for the NTWFers?

Fairy Academy Forumers

Fairly Oddparents + NTWF = CHAOS IS FUN! Like three-headed rampaging hydras!

In progress.

Some forumers are fairy students, some are fairy teachers, the rest are just there for pure comic relief. XD

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[shadow=purple,left,300]And of course, there's They Might Be Impersonators, in progress.[/shadow]

[Strife]

Seeds of a Nightshade
Status: In Progress

Thundy and a group of NTWF members are returning home from a summer vacation on the island of Netwafopia, but their airship crashes in an unknown location. Seperated, they must now find each other within the depths of a dark, strange forest.

One NTWF girl in particular has suffered from amnesia, and she must not only find her friends, but herself as well. Little does she know, that she is about to experience the biggest, most dangerous adventure of her life...