Uh...thieves have baths?
Ah, but princesses have banquets. Princess Amira is hungry for lunch right now. ^_^
XD
Just came up with this.
Presenting... TOMOS: THE DIET SONG!
Tomos: Gotta keep
one jump ahead of the breadsticks
One swing ahead of the cheese
I'm trying to avoid the weighing machine
And that's everything!
One jump ahead of the fruit tarts
It's time for my workout, and I'm gonna be late
These foods don't understand I'm overweight
Foods that have magically come to life: Eat that! Gobble that! Apple rolls! Pancake stacks!
Tomos: No more big fat snacks guys...
Foods: We're gonna make you eat those nice pies...
Tomos: You can't take a hint, gotta face the facts, you're sticking to me like glue!
Foods: Who?
Food group 2: Oh it's sad that Tomos hit the bottom
He's become so fat that he can't deny
I'd blame trainers except he hasn't got 'em
Tomos: Gotta run from eating, gotta eat to run
I hope you all melt in the sun!
One jump ahead of the sandwich
One skip ahead of chips
Next time I'm gonna sell these foods and be rich!
One jump ahead of the crackers
One hit ahead of them stock
I think I'm gonna go running around the block...
Foods: Stop there! Gobble!
Till you rattle!
Tomos: Now let's not be too tasty...
Giant Sandwich: Still I think we're rather yummy...
Tomos: Gotta run from eating, gotta eat to run
I've been escaping from you guys for too long!
Foods: Wrong!
Tomos: One jump ahead of the snack foods
One skip ahead of that slump
One trick ahead of growing fatter
They're quick, but I'm much faster!
Here goes, better throw my head in
Hope I don't keep snacking
And not fall on my rump!
*jumps*