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Post by Rider on Sept 16, 2005 16:54:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]It was a day like any other on the NTWF. I was on the 'bloids, resting after my dancing and romancing.
I walked into the kitchen to get a soda, and that's when I found her. A pile of ash on the kitchen floor, surrounded by broken feathers.
I gathered her into a box and immediately dialed the Chia Police. Then I remembered that due to NT rules, there are no Chia Police. So I went to the only private I. in the city that I trust. Sherlock Bones.
*A black-and-white TV screen shows a Puppyblew in a trenchcoat, sucking a lollipop (the stick looks like a cigarrette) and leaning back in an office chair in a 20's-style PI office*
*Stal runs by, trenchcoatless, yells at the Puppyyblew for a few minutes, and is dragged off by Judge Hog*
*Rider walks in, dressed in the Miss Peacock-esque 20's gear, veiled hat and all. 'cept, of course, it's red and I have my cape* I've heard you're pretty smart. Got a case for you.
*The Puppyblew pants for a minute and drools on my shoe*
You'll take it? Good.
I'll meet you at the scene of the crime at 9:00 tonight.
((More to follow. I know my dialogue reeks, but I haven't seen any old 20's detective flicks.))[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 16:56:02 GMT -5
Hey, I was a part o' dis. Don;t I get a PM? ;_;
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Post by hmlanden on Sept 16, 2005 16:57:21 GMT -5
SPIFFY.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 16:58:01 GMT -5
I know who killed Kiddo. THIS JUICE BOX. *Waves her juice box in your face* But it's alright. I drank it allllll up. >=3 Shoulda hired me, I am genius detective! *Examines her toes under a magnifying glass* WOAH! I found Bigfoot! Anyways. MYSTERIOUS.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 16, 2005 16:58:30 GMT -5
Oooh, ahh, eehh, other vowels...
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 16, 2005 16:58:51 GMT -5
...THE PLOT THICKENS. Just like pudding! Spiffy... >.> Do I get to be a suspect or somethin'?
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Post by Rider on Sept 16, 2005 16:59:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Yes. I'm awaiting two other volunteers.
EDIT: All positions are filled.[/glow]
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Post by hmlanden on Sept 16, 2005 17:07:32 GMT -5
Meep.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 17:15:19 GMT -5
I KNOW WHO DID IT! *holds up a furby* HE DID IT! T'WAS HIM! HE'S ONLY EVIL ENOUGH!!!
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 16, 2005 17:16:36 GMT -5
Haha, this is going to pwn the roof down >D
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Post by joecool2 on Sept 16, 2005 17:26:24 GMT -5
It twas...
*Points at Wanderer's hat*
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Post by neonick on Sept 16, 2005 17:26:47 GMT -5
Haha, this is going to pwn the roof down >D But then you'll be crushed and DIE and stuff.
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 16, 2005 17:28:46 GMT -5
Haha, this is going to pwn the roof down >D But then you'll be crushed and DIE and stuff. Ah, but what or who killed me? ;D *is being... something she can't remember the word for, but means something like 'annoying'*
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Post by neonick on Sept 16, 2005 17:31:19 GMT -5
But then you'll be crushed and DIE and stuff. Ah, but what or who killed me? ;D *is being... something she can't remember the word for, but means something like 'annoying'* ... The roof. What with the falling on you. Because of the pwning.
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 16, 2005 17:32:55 GMT -5
Ah, but what or who killed me? ;D *is being... something she can't remember the word for, but means something like 'annoying'* ... The roof. What with the falling on you. Because of the pwning. The roof killed me? Is that even physically possi-- *BRICK'D* *falls over unconscious* Everyone else: *sigh of relief*
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