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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Mar 30, 2005 16:38:42 GMT -5
Teh, I'm a mutant?
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Post by lucheek on Mar 30, 2005 18:30:40 GMT -5
It's here...Finnally...CYPRESS!Cypress is a hand-held gaming system that is being released with not one, but three games! And a preview for the fourth! "Star Archer" is a adventure game in Greek settings. (YOUR NAME!) the archer has caimled to be "The Best Archer in all the Earth" but when Artimis hears about this, You are put to the test- in the relm of the Gods! Bow you way through the sky, passing the challages Greek Mythology Figures, such as Zeus and Athena, throw at you. "Bubble'd" is a fun little low-plot game. You play a fish with a intresting ability. You blow bubbles and trap other fish in them. The bubble comes back to you, with the fish trapped inside. Blow a bubble again and send the fish in the bubble flying, to destroy it and other enimies. Rare fish have specail effects! Then, my faviorite so far, Transformation. This game is insipired by a African Legend "Brave Hunter". You start out as a leopard, when you kits are stonlen by a man. The leopard becomes a women to rescure her kits- whitch she does- and finds she can't return to life as the cat! Try to figure out the potion to return to normal, and hide your idinity. Be sure to protect you kits! And coming sooner..or later... is "Sheilf of Energy". All I can say is it includes saving the intire world for a power hungry monster! Cypress is nicly designed for easing hand movements with a large screen. It has SNES graphics, but you can rotate views...why? I like SNES graphics. 3-D graphics don't look like anything connects and you can see through walls. Thanks.
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Post by lucheek on Mar 30, 2005 18:35:45 GMT -5
Heheh,I know that some of the elements of Cypress/Cypress Games look like Nintendo, but I tried to be very creative and handy. And I'm to young to go so far out the box...
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Post by Kengplant on Mar 30, 2005 18:44:48 GMT -5
Introducing gameman's first ever game....... Attack of the mutated NTWFers!Description: The NWTF has made a cloning machine for all the NTWFers so they have much less work. But they scary thing is that they cloned 1,000,000 of themselves, mutated! The mutations are now causing havoc and is trying to destroy the NTWF and white weewoos! Will the forumers prevail on defeating these mutations, or will all white weewooey goodness be doomed? Rated M for Mutations. Copyright Diddler Development 2001 (Sorry we're late on this game, we were so lazy to release it, it was done in 2003 obviously, and we waited ib 2005 so we could keep you busy! ;D) ROFL! I love it! *gets a gameman just so she can play it*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2005 18:46:35 GMT -5
ROFL! I love it! *gets a gameman just so she can play it* The gameman console tis' free for NTWFers, but the game costs 5 cents to NTWFers, $50 if you ain't an NTWFer.
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Post by Kengplant on Mar 30, 2005 18:53:00 GMT -5
The gameman console tis' free for NTWFers, but the game costs 5 cents to NTWFers, $50 if you ain't an NTWFer. Ok then. Here's 5 coins of some sort of value. *dosen't bother to check what their worth is. But it's deffinately more then $0.05, and one is made of chocolate.* *sits down and plays game* Hey look! It's Seduphe and Sock! Oh my.. they don't look very happy to see me...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2005 19:01:16 GMT -5
Coming Soon from Diddler Development Weewoo Village is under attack..... again. A big evil has taken over the land and have been destroying all white weewoos! You play as a white weewoo trying to defeat the evil that has taken over the land. Rated T for Teen for Mild Violence and Comic Mischef. Coming April 3rd. If we come out with the first one sooner, then this will be released right after that.
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Post by lucheek on Mar 30, 2005 19:06:12 GMT -5
Ok then. Here's 5 coins of some sort of value. *dosen't bother to check what their worth is. But it's deffinately more then $0.05, and one is made of chocolate.* *sits down and plays game* Hey look! It's Seduphe and Sock! Oh my.. they don't look very happy to see me... XDXDXDDD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2005 19:23:51 GMT -5
*gets to work on Weewoo Village 1*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Mar 30, 2005 19:40:51 GMT -5
You're just in time to see the new product from Namcow.. This is a screenshot from an ENTIRELY original game, that was my idea! MINE! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: Isn't that just Tetris sideways?[/glow] No, it's Sirtet! Blocks come towards you, and you have to put them into a complete line to destroy them! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: Yeah, Tetris.[/glow] Quiet, you! Available on the Cowstation 2, Dreamcow, Gamecow, and on the cowputer. [glow=purple,2,300]Six: Do you really need to use the technology of a 128-bit system just to play an 8-bit game?[/glow] 8-bit? You should see the thrilling FMV scenes in Sirtet! Edit: Just a note for you kids: this game is rated M for Mature because of animated blood and gore, suggestive themes, and mild language. [glow=purple,2,300]Six: I've won Sirtet several times, and I never saw any of that stuff![/glow] Shh! Maybe more people'll buy it!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2005 19:52:05 GMT -5
Alas, Weewoo Villiage 1 is out, and we have released the 2nd one, too! Buy Weewoo Villiage 1 and Weewoo Villiage 2: The Wave today! Buy in in the Weewoo Villiage Pack today! Both rated T for Teen.
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Post by Elcie on Mar 30, 2005 20:23:15 GMT -5
Buy the all new GathowCube, complete with optimized graphics and sound. Play the exciting four games: Legend of the White Gathow, Attack of the Evil Meepit, BOOM, and Pirate vs Ninja!
Legend of the White Gathow - in this RPG, play Steyria the Fire Eyrie, Cressinia the White Lupe, and their Gathow friend Blizzard on a quest to save Neopia from Jhudora! Buy now and receive a Steyria action figure, completely free for $99.00 additional charge.
Attack of the Evil Meepit - In this adventure game, guide the Weewoos in an attempt to stop the evil, evil Meepits from taking over the world!
BOOM! - A very simple game, but lots of fun. As you climb mountains to reach the goal, throw lots of dynamite. There's no real point to throwing dynamite most of the time, but it's really fun to see it go BOOM! Very realistic explosion graphics.
Pirates vs. Ninjas - Play a customizable pirate hero in an attempt to thwart the many plans of the evil Ninja villains! Fully customize your pirate's appearance with hair, eyes, clothes, and much more.
And a sneak preview of our fifth game, Wingsaga!
--Once again, an evil force threatens to overwhelm the three worlds of Kidel, Kanina, and Kajenn. As the brave Yoshyosh and Wendy, you must thwart the attempts of villains like Nyura, the Darkon Queen, and the Dragon-Koopas and collect the seven Wings before it's too late!
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Post by Sock on Mar 30, 2005 20:32:40 GMT -5
[glow=brown,2,300]Socktendo presents, the LEXBOX!
The Lexbox
These are the current games available for The Lexbox:
Super Klario Moonshine [/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2005 20:48:54 GMT -5
Presenting: Dark Sides! (Cover and screenshots coming soon)
Silver Version - Play as Ery, Kat or LOTF in this awesome RPG.. The dark sides of the Crusaders escaped from their minds... it's up to them to defeat their dark sides and save the NTWF. New innovative battle system! No more waiting until your opponent makes his move! (VERY fast paced.) Play as Rider at the end of each chapter.
Gold Version - Play as Rider, HTML or Tracy in this thrilling RPG. The ninjas are invading! It's up to the pirates to defeat them and save their ship!! Classic battle system, much like the one in FFX. Play as Ery at the end of each chapter.
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Post by Killix on Mar 30, 2005 20:50:52 GMT -5
I always plotted games. I made up stories and characters and even levels and enemies. It was so much fun. Later on when I learned of the computer, I actually did make an RPG game based on my own fantasy world called "Dark Tide" (in fact, all of the games I thought up were based on it and its many characters) but alas, my computer crashed and the format had to be done. The game was lost forever. D: ...but since this is about FAKE games or joke games...Here's something completely random for ya! www.deviantart.com/view/16693308/
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