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Post by Rider on Aug 10, 2005 11:49:34 GMT -5
>.> Did you curse our house? *Walks out of the burning house* Never light a match so that you can see in a room full of dynamite... It was all YOUR fault! If you didn't try and distract me while I was cooking, the house wouldn't be burning! >P Yeah, Rider! You distracted him, and made me light that match! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: That doesn't even make sense![/glow] Your face doesn't even make sense! Anyway, now that we've defined our names and that's all done, I think I'm going to go ahead and shower today. ...but first....*pounces on Rider, gives a quick snog and runs off to the bathroom* And if there's a girl who wishes to join me in said shower, well, I may not be entirely opposed to it. Doing things with friends is always much more fun than by yourself! What about a Rubik's Cube? Everyone's all "Turn the bottom side topwise" and "No, you have to get the corners first", and then everyone else is all "You can't do that, it's all screwed up now", and "If you're gonna do that, you might as well take this cube and shove it up your..." Now you people are confusing me. I think you all need a big dose of brain bleach. Did Mozart take a dose of brain bleach before he invented electricity? [glow=red,2,300]And this was all in one Tabloid session.[/glow]
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Post by Rider on Aug 11, 2005 7:04:53 GMT -5
Weirdest coincidence: "Soon, you'll be on top of the world!" Next day, I get something in the mail: "Employment opportunities in beautiful Alaska!"
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Post by Rider on Aug 11, 2005 11:58:58 GMT -5
This girl was a natural disaster waiting to happen. People, nay, entire countries feared her. She was one of the greatest threats ever posed to mankind. She was a bored NSQ with no supervision.
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Post by Rider on Aug 11, 2005 12:26:39 GMT -5
Actually all of them. It's surprising how long people can live through something like that. With all the NTWF stories going on I got my own idea for one. I won't pull it through though. NTWF in: The Bible Starring Rider as Noah „Two Weewoos, check. An army of Meepits, check. What else if worth rescuing?” Crystal as Holy Virgin Mary “Of course I’m still a virgin! I castrated you after all… *sigh*” Brett as Jesus “I’m the son of god! I have shmexy hair!” Couldn't think of anything else right now Kiddo as an angel "Look, sucker, you're going to go right down to Bethlehem right NOW and worship before I kunai you. Got it? Good." Nick as Pontius Pilate "He thinks he's shmexier than me! Crucify him! And bring me a few wifeys!" Found some more ^_^ Stal as Adam “Hey God! If you decide to make me a mate, please use that snow leopard over there instead of my rib, okay?” Spot as Eve “I think that one will make a good trophy tree! Hey look! An apple! =^____^=” Wanderer as Kain “Suits him right for stealing my hat. … I think he could use a Phoenix Down.” Lycos as Kain’s wife “So that’s where the other women came from? Eve’s split personalities? You know that’s incest, right?” Ken as Abel “Hehe, Crystal God likes me much better than you! *STONE’D* ” Rider as Joseph with her Amazing Technicolour Dream Font "And it was red and red and red and red and red and red and red...." [glow=red,2,300]Lessee, who else can we assign roles to? Nick as Mary Magdelene. "Come one, come all, come... Oooh, can I make Jesus a wifey too?" Tracy as Jonah's whale. "And then the whal ate everyone's grandma. The end."[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Gav as Samson- "And woe unto them, the mighty warrior Samson thwonked them all with the jawbone of a vampire bearog, or something!" NSQ as the Holy Spirit- "Look, I can flyyy! Ooooooooh, look, fire!" *lights a match in a room full of dynamite*[/glow] Rider as Mary Magdalene: So, you want me to get this thing inside my belly, huh? Well, that depends. First, you have to get me Jeran's boxers. Or cookies.
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Post by Rider on Aug 12, 2005 15:30:19 GMT -5
But wouldn't you have FIVE characters to control now? Then again, it IS kind of weird to station a simple white Lupe beside four well-dressed heroes. Maybe they'd furthur develop his character. Give him a navy blue admiral's coat. Equip him with a cutlass. Make him biped. Change his name to Alex, short for Alexander. Or maybe change it to Kitty instead.
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Post by Rider on Aug 12, 2005 17:15:35 GMT -5
... Stal = awesome? He's right behind Kiddo on the best mod scale XD Still don't know how Kiddo got to the top, though Bribery... blackmail... threats...
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Post by Rider on Aug 13, 2005 8:10:58 GMT -5
*dances in in a Willy Wonka suit* This moosical is coming soon. Sponsored by: McTabloidnalds! Bahdahbababaaaaa! I'm snoggin' it! *dragged away by McDonald's laywers*
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Post by Rider on Aug 13, 2005 10:50:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]If you're speaking metaphorically, I'm right here, and Voice has been rendered unconscious. If you're speaking literally, *hides behind Gav*[/glow] Hey, y'know, I could always kill Voice for you! *brick'd* *spear'd* *slap'd* *emu'd* *boulder'd *dea'd*
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Post by Stal on Aug 13, 2005 12:02:23 GMT -5
Aww, but "Small World After All" is so cuuute! ^^ *dodges bricks and various rotten vegetables* It's about as cute as a t-rex in a tutu. Which, even if you think about it, isn't that cute, considering that the t-rex would eat you as soon as you put the tutu on it. Or at least chase you while you hop into a car and ride through the jungle. Then it'd eat you.
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Post by Rider on Aug 13, 2005 16:27:27 GMT -5
No, I know who Peach is, but who was the staff member? Poptart? Eh, I dunno. Any long haired blonde staff member woul do. ...
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Post by Rider on Aug 13, 2005 20:59:50 GMT -5
... we're having a battle? [glow=red,2,300]... Where have you been? XD[/glow] I don't know... I saw lots of red and green and blue and font colors, blood, and swords going which way and that... I just thought Stal had tried to seduce Pat again.
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Post by Rider on Aug 14, 2005 18:20:53 GMT -5
Not really, but... Buddy and Ducky sittin in a tree Q-U-A-C-K-I-N-G-- *POTATO'D*
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Post by Rider on Aug 14, 2005 19:07:51 GMT -5
Hot, single, rich men with good taste in movies who can make great pepperoni pizza! Haha, I can imagine the forcast: Al Roker: And on Wednesday, except late afternoon showers of...hot, rich, single men with a good taste in movies who can make great pepperoni pizza? Dude, who's been playing with the cue cards? o.0?
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Post by Rider on Aug 15, 2005 7:58:43 GMT -5
OhmyGAWD! Is that NSQ!? You're kidding me!!1 Yes, my grandparents miraculously have internet! It's slow and the mouse sucks and I can't read chineseand the keyboard is hard to use, but it WORKS!^___^ Obviously I won't be on as much as I normally am, but I can still drop in and stuff So let's see, what've I been doing the past few days? In Tokyo I met godzilla and we had some fun destroying buildings before I had to go. Got to China and accidentally set fire to an ancient temple. The gods are angry with me now. Then I robbed a bank so I would have enough money to buy some instant noodles, but since I had so much money left over, I bought a hot air balloon so I could start terrorising some asian birds =)
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Post by Rider on Aug 16, 2005 7:10:23 GMT -5
My Karma is like the stock market... First it was: 45 Then it rose to a chunky: 33,774 before long it burst to: 329,681,583 then it died a thousand deaths and shot to: -329,681,583 but not too long after, it skyrocketed to: 9,999,999,999 then it rose to: 10,000,000,000
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