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Post by Rider on Jun 16, 2005 8:04:03 GMT -5
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Post by Rider on Jun 16, 2005 15:25:01 GMT -5
>_> <_< *snatches Wanderer's pancreas and roasts it slowly over a fire* Mmm, roasted pancreas. Pancreas roasting on an open fiiireeee! *sings* Yep... just like the Macerena. To this day, I still dont know what the h-e- double hockey sticks they were singing about, and having us put our hands on our own butts.... Yay! Gift wars! I love gift wars! Both violent AND loving at the same time! Its like, some type of wapred, paranormal... warp in the fabric of the universe! And who DOESN'T love the mess with fabric of time and space itself, huh? HUH?! HUH?!
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Post by Patjade on Jun 18, 2005 7:50:40 GMT -5
-Rider's personal text thingy. -Ery
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Post by Patjade on Jun 19, 2005 15:14:56 GMT -5
^ Meowth and her Garin/Jacques fetish. XD Love is stronger than the sword. *BRICK'D* On the other hand, when it's between two characters of the same gender, love is grosser than all the rotten junk in the world. *PIANO'D* ^ If you hate gay pairings, this would be the best way to describe your personal quote. (Rider: 4/9/08 If only they could see the 'bloids now...) When it's fall in New York, the air smells like as if someone's been frying goats in it, and if you are keen to breath the best plan is to open a window and stick your head in a building. ^ Stal, on the tabloids Good luck to you too! The journey of defeating thousands of annoying monsters begins with the first Plains Lupe. ^ Gav's view on NQII [glow=red,2,300]White Weewoo | Petpet - Air Add +3 to the stats of all forumers except Sirius He was a beautiful and inspiring bird until he made a mess on the carpet.[/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Too Many Fanfics | Something Has Happened - Light This card can nullify the effects of any card pertaining to Kat's obsession with NQII pairings. "How am I gonna catch up and still get my homework done?"[/glow] [glow=red,2,300] Typo | Something Has Happened - Air Subtract 1 Intelligence from the forumer that this is equipped to, but add 3 Agility. "I meant jump! Oh, why does the J have to be next to the H? XD"[/glow] ^ Rider, on the NTWF TCG thread Kanrik and Kiddo | Couple - Fire To play this, tap any kind of Admin or Mod. Increases their stats by +5. Kiddo took of her Usul costume and smirked. "Don't worry, Kanrik; I placed a bomb in that box so it explodes on Friday 13, so our wedding's not totally ruined."Gone sane | Curse - Dark Increases Intelligence by +5 but card cannot be used for 5 turns. "Ohmigosh...did I just say the NTWF is a waste of time in a scientific phrase?! NOOOOO!!!"^ HTML, on the same thread You're all perverts. Sick, disgusting perverts. I love you *hugs*! ^ Will, on "Secret Lovers"
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Post by Kiddo on Jun 20, 2005 19:38:08 GMT -5
See now, if you threaten your computer with format c: commands it behaves. Honest. Why do you think mine is still running with no errors (yet) even though Windows installed itself to the wrong physical drive? Me: "E: DRIVE?! why the fail? Okay, we'll just reformat and try again." Ninja HQ Control Computer*: "Nooooo I'll be good I promise!" Me: "Oh?" Ninja HQ Control Computer: "And I'll put up a new wallpaper of a hot long-haired male each day for you." We get along so well now. *my computer's official name for the local network I'm trying to set up [glow=red,2,300]XDDDDD Dude, I need to try that. Computer, I command you to put pictures of hot men on my desktop! Computer: *plasters my desktop with pictures of Skrarl in the buff* MY EYYYYYYYESSS!!![/glow]
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Post by Rider on Jun 22, 2005 8:03:54 GMT -5
And I third the motion. That means we get to vote on it now, right? All in favor as voting in Wanderer as the illicit son of Kiddo and Inuyasha, say aye. Aye! *looks around* Well for the current amount of people on the tabloids, it looks as if that Ayes have it. Motion passes. Wanderer, your ex-wife is your Mommy. Ah, what a nice little gift to give before I go away. Oedipus complex. He probably killed his father, too.
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Post by Rider on Jun 22, 2005 13:28:18 GMT -5
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNN!!! *changes channel* This sounds interesting.. Adam: *holding a Cheerleader Usuki and a Prom Date Usuki* OH, DEREK! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I must, Caroline. You are too good for me. NO I'M NOOOOT!! Yes you are. NOOOOOO! Donna: Snarkie, get the tranquilizers. Adam's drugged again. [glow=red,2,300]Hopefully he'll click on the home page and go straight into panic mode.[/glow] I <3 you all. I really really do. I've created a monster! Several of them! You did that a long time ago when you made us mods. [glow=red,2,300]^Regarding the Forum skin changes and our prank on Stal.[/glow] Spiff! Whilst we're on adjustments, can we regular mods be a better colour than Forest Green? ^^; Dusky pink/purple... lime green... turquoise... anything XD Because no shade of green irritates me more than FOREST green. You're complaining about beautiful forest green when we head honchos are lifevest orange? [glow=red,2,300](Rider, 4/9/08. Later, they pass the lovely orange color down to us full-mods and take a shocking highlighter pink for themselves. Big step up. [/glow] That's like saying "Sure you can wear a long cloak and usea red lightsaber but still be a jedi" ;____________; Are you making fun of my crossdressing? You see, Rider, when a mommy mod and a daddy mod REALLY love each other... *slapped with loaf of bread* OW. ¬____¬ I'd slap you with more than just a loaf of bread. *forks over gold pieces, ingots and a few magic items from treasure horde* does that cover it? That's only a small portion of my treasure horde...NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE THAT JOHNNY DEPP POSTER!
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Post by Rider on Jun 26, 2005 8:24:22 GMT -5
Danner, how are you going to kill fate? You can't even see it.The same way a little guy like you crushed a big red dragon with four arms and a dire need for plastic surgery. ...wait a second, why am I an option for Kat's husband in Rider's first quiz? ... Crap, so THAT'S what that "strange feeling" from Coltzan's Shrine was all about. Oh dear. Nick and Huggsy had 'WooHoo' on the Sims 2. *is scarred for life and afterlife* -Ery's siggy In the closet: I'm blind! Blind! *Screams and falls over* When I asked she wrote three lines of the word 'pwn'.
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Post by Rider on Jun 29, 2005 8:47:24 GMT -5
Skrarl: For the last time, I WILL NOT enroll Miss Thaline in the Meridell Knight Academy! Rohane: Not even for a chocolate chip cookie? Skrarl: Hold on, lemme think about it... <__< *Forfeits the duel* Guy wins, this is over, let's get out of here before Pikachu goes on a killing spree. ... *bites off your head* Pika? If it is Rider vs. Tracy why are we rooting for Ery. This makes no sence. Welcome to the Neopian Times Writer's Forum Ok, in my Sims game, there was a huge fire. Instead of helping, I recorded everything that happened -Fire started -Kat wet herself -Ishmale died -Kat passed out -Sammy died -Kat poked Guy -Rider died -Kat fell asleep -Guy died -Kat cleaned up her pee -Gail made dinner -Kat passed out again -Gail ate -Nick ate -Kat passed out yet again -Kat threw a hissy fit -Tracy said she was bored -Nick said he was bored -Kat died -Gail said she was bored -Nick died -Gail mourned -Gail said she was bored -Gail/Tracy talked about dolphins -Fire died down -Tracy said she was bored -Gail died in the last few flames -Tracy mourned -Tracy swept away ashes O.o I just logged onto the mainframe, pulled up the batch job environment and a message pops up saying, "It's too early what A R E you doing here!" *twitch* This is Gary's doing. Him and his little programs he's got scattered all over the place. [glow=red,2,300]No. It's all just so stange. A few days ago, if Wanderer were stuck in a tree, what would you have done?[/glow] I would've taken a huge wooden stick and seen if he's hiding any candy.
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Post by Patjade on Jun 30, 2005 21:14:29 GMT -5
Want to become a Mod? Think about the price you pay... XD: I think with this crew assigning blame for something is kinda like playing spin the bottle with a slew of supermodels. No matter who it lands on, you win. Here that? I just got compared to a super-model. ;D But, I just realized I'm the youngest Mod. You can't blame me. I'm a sweet, innocent child. "Innocent" and "Mod" are two words that can't be used in the same sentence. Unless it has something to do with the loss of the former.
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Post by Rider on Jul 3, 2005 7:48:59 GMT -5
HI I'm Rachle and I can't speel my own name right (and I did not do any of those on purpose XD) So have fun and eat some hit the road jack cheese, NTWF specialty. [glow=red,2,300]Yeah Rachel, way to greet the new member. XD[/glow] I mean, to be honest, if Harry didn't go berzerk in one book I would have found him an amazingly flawed character. He lived in a closet for his life, was bullied, emontionaly abused, and is stalked by a 66 year old genocidial wizard. If that happend to me, chances are I would talk in caps a bit too... ... Hey, Cedric was intelligent. I think Hufflepuffs are quite intelligent...not so much as Ravenclaws, but they do work a lot harder than those lazy houses back in the day Helga probably had her little badgers hovering over the rest of the students, crackin' whips on 'em. I think in the next book, we'll see how Sirius's death affected Lupin. And I think it did a lot. Of course it did, they were secret lovers >_> *FISH BRICK'D* I just realized that I'm drinking a Coke and promoting Pepsi. Tee-hee, it's like the Zafara Double Agent thing all over again! ^^ *stabbed by Pepsi representatvies* *stabbed by Coke representatives* ...except I don't think the Zafara Double Agent story quite ended like this. ;_;
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Post by Rider on Jul 5, 2005 7:48:47 GMT -5
HEYA! I'm back from the dork convention! Lookee!!! It's me kicking a storm trooper in the nuts! [glow=red,2,300](Rider, 4/9/08 Take my word for it, it used to be a picture of Kiir kicking a stormtrooper, and it looked painful.)[/glow] *strolls in* Ahhh, what a weekend... gotta love Origins. Nice two days of hanging out with friends, family, geeks, and a guy named Mike who gave me his number and looks like Aragorn. AND not to mention, we're officially sisters. ^-^ www.deviantart.com/view/20201548/Your brother is one of the best people to freak out I've ever known.
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Post by Rider on Jul 5, 2005 15:50:42 GMT -5
And I need an outfit for the piano. *gasp* The piano doesn't have any clothes? *arrests the piano for indecent exposure* NSQ + Little Kids = bloated NSQ. THANK YOU EVERYONE Clearly you all see me as a psycho who must be locked up so that the world can be a better place. THAT BRINGS TEARS OF JOY TO MY EYES ^______^ Oh, the sweet silence... May I be granted one more request Kiddo-sama? ..Honey? YOU'RE a ninja, too. Patrick, when you put snogs you-know-who in your personal text did you mean Rider or Voldemort? In the fifth book Dudley mentions a 'Mark Evans' that he beat up a few days ago. Everyone started to think that this 'Evans' might be related to Harry as Lily's madien name was Evans. In the end Rowling sheepishly admitted it was just bad judgement on her part and had to leave the country for a while to escape the rabid fangirls. I think one of them bit her on the leg and she had to go into quarnteen for a while. I just saw this on NSQ's Sloganizer: <<God made NSQ>> And this is what I thought: What did we ever do to God?
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Post by Rider on Jul 7, 2005 19:47:06 GMT -5
Quick! Stick him in this oddly convient p lothole! *stuffs peom's body in a whole and covers it with dirt* *sticks in a gravestone and a white lilly* The gravestone says, HERE LIES THE POEM. HE DIDN'T RHYME. ERI, NSQ, AND KITTY HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS DEATH. IT WAS ALL CRYSTAL'S FAULT. Things go bump in the night. But Nick told me that was just my parents having sex. >_>;; It wasn't Patjade, you don't think? [glow=red,2,300]Pat? No, she'd never turn to the dark side. By the way, I realized I just used four mods in the same sentance as the word "Innocent". God help me.[/glow]
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Post by Rider on Jul 8, 2005 19:14:27 GMT -5
Rider's parody of '1985' by Bowling for Soup[glow=red,2,300]The Weird Sisters charge too much. But it's all good as long as Snape's payin'! ^_^ Hey girls, I've got a little something for you to play. Voldy just hit the wall. He never had it all. Kicking Wormtail every day, Can't conquer the world anyway. His dreams when out the door When he turned 54. Tried to a plode one little man. What happened to his plan? He was gonna be a warlord, He was gonna be a star. he was gonna shake his -censored- On the hood of Fudge's car. The Magical Ministry Is not the enemy. He looks at his ruined life And nothing has benn alright Since Hagrid, the Potters, And exploding otters, There was Wormtail and Avery And strange happenings on Muggle TV. Now Harry is at school But Voldemort is uncool 'cause he's still preoccupied With making-making-making Harry fried.[/glow]
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