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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2005 7:31:47 GMT -5
I've got some more.
Me: *watching Avatar: The Last Airbender* Look, he's holding her arms! She could have kicked him! But nooooo! She just stands there and lets herself get tied to a tree! And look! When she's tied to a tree only her arms are tied. She still could have kicked him. If that was me, Zuko's legs would be covered in bruises by now.
Kira: Let's tell scary stories! *turns off lights* Me: Okay. Once upon a time, there was a man who ate popcorn... My sister: That's not scary at all! Me: ...without any butter or salt! Hunter: That's scary!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2005 12:51:04 GMT -5
Me: *watching Danny Phantom* *looks down at the floor* Hey, *brother's name*, does that wart thing normally bleed? Brother: No. Me: It is now. Brother: *looks down at his foot* Oh my god!
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Ray: I need more souls... Me: Okay, so you need souls, but I need a Coke! Ray: Souls! Me: Coke! Ray: Souls! Me: Coke! Ray: Souls! Me: Coke! Ray: Coke? Me: Okay, I'll have two diet and one- Ray: SOULS! Me: Screw this, I'm going to Burger King.
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Post by kittygirl on Aug 30, 2005 14:41:38 GMT -5
We were driving to camp reading out of a book of puzzles.
Sarah reading out of book: There were two trucks traveling through the deserts. One of the truck drivers didn't know his way and fell behind the other, but he could still follow the first truck by the tracks in the sand. But slowly the tracks got lighter and soon they were gone all together. Why did the tracks dissaper. Me: Ice! It must be ice becuase all the problems that have no plausable answer always end up being ice. Sarah: OK..... Me: So... The first truck was full of ice..... and as it was driving through the desert the ice melted.... then the truck got lighter and the tracks didn't show up. Sarah: Well I don't have any ideas so I'll look up the answer. *looks up the answer and starts laughing* You're right, it's ice! Me: I'm right?! *laughes very hard*
Yeah. That wasn't that funny. I guess you had to be there.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 30, 2005 14:53:02 GMT -5
We were driving to camp reading out of a book of puzzles. Sarah reading out of book: There were two trucks traveling through the deserts. One of the truck drivers didn't know his way and fell behind the other, but he could still follow the first truck by the tracks in the sand. But slowly the tracks got lighter and soon they were gone all together. Why did the tracks dissaper. Me: Ice! It must be ice becuase all the problems that have no plausable answer always end up being ice. Sarah: OK..... Me: So... The first truck was full of ice..... and as it was driving through the desert the ice melted.... then the truck got lighter and the tracks didn't show up. Sarah: Well I don't have any ideas so I'll look up the answer. *looks up the answer and starts laughing* You're right, it's ice! Me: I'm right?! *laughes very hard* Yeah. That wasn't that funny. I guess you had to be there. It's funny. At least as funny as this: Me: *Reading Guiness World Records* Here's a good one... What is the most successful TV soap opera? Adam and Mom: *Random wrong answers including "Days of our Lives", "The Young and the Restless" and "All My Children"* Mom: Is it a daytime soap? Me: Uh, I'm not sure... Mom: Well, it can't be something like Dallas... Me: It's Dallas.
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Post by Stal on Aug 31, 2005 0:41:56 GMT -5
Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date? Well, there is a deep artistic meaning behind this that is acutaly really intresting. It's better than one artist I studied who sold her used toilet paper. ...Yeesh. Deep artistic meaning? I'm sorry, but that's a phrase in my mind that sets off warning bells. The kind that say "BS on the way." There's so many things considered "art" that have "deep artistic meaning" and such when it's really just nothing at all... But I digress.... PED 100 Instructor: (addressing class) "Tell me some of the ways you handle stress." Me: "I take a walk." Instructor: "What?" Me: "I take a walk." Instuctor: "You hit a wall?" Classroom: *cracks up* Me: "No. I take a walk. As in go out, fresh air..." Instructor: "Ohhhh...I see. I was thinking 'Man, you've got to have some beat up hands...'"
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Post by Rishiy on Aug 31, 2005 5:00:23 GMT -5
Typing one to one million. He has an art piece where he records all the years of the Earth - all of them. From the billions of years ago when the Earth started to now. Basicly it's just the years (1,000,000,000 B.C. to 1990, I think), but it's a lot. Plus the book set sells for $900 and people buy it. A lot of them do. I had to do some research on the guy and a musem paid about $10,000 for a painting he did which was just a date. And those sorts of paintings he does every day (he literally makes one a day, which is why they are so famous). All in all, he's famous and rich. Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date? It's not sickening. Just a little silly. But whatever makes people feel special... It's their money.
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Post by Elcie on Aug 31, 2005 6:54:21 GMT -5
Me: Man, whoever read MY love poetry would never want to go out with me...
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 31, 2005 12:48:45 GMT -5
Adam: *Watching TV* I don't remember any part of this episode. Me: Well, I'd hate to spoil the ending for you. *Whispers* Everyone dies! Adam: I forgot every part except the ending. Me: *Still whispering* Crap, you figured it out!
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Aug 31, 2005 14:18:10 GMT -5
Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date? It's not sickening. Just a little silly. But whatever makes people feel special... It's their money. Well, it's supposed to be a temporal recreation of a specific date in time. The idea that he recreates the date, and that it's the only one - ever. It's supposed to be that there is only one day of this in all of time, so one should cherish it and enjoy it as they'll never be able to do something like this again. As for the toliet woman, she's just a militant feminist. They're scary. Like, really scary. ;
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2005 15:54:40 GMT -5
I was having lunch at the mall with my friends Katherine, Meggie, and Meg (who is a vegetarian)
Katherine: Chrissy, do you want some chicken? Me: No Katherine: Meggie, do you want some chicken? Meggie: No. Katherine: Meg, do you want some chicken? Meg: ....
Later on, we were talking about what stores we wanted to go to...
Katherine: Do you want to go to the candy shop? Me: Store, Katherine, it's the candy store.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 31, 2005 16:46:36 GMT -5
It's not sickening. Just a little silly. But whatever makes people feel special... It's their money. Well, it's supposed to be a temporal recreation of a specific date in time. The idea that he recreates the date, and that it's the only one - ever. It's supposed to be that there is only one day of this in all of time, so one should cherish it and enjoy it as they'll never be able to do something like this again. As for the toliet woman, she's just a militant feminist. They're scary. Like, really scary. ; Ah, makes sense. ... The first one, I mean. Mom: *Watching a rerun of Jeopardy* This is the one when Ken Jennings [the man who was on Jeopardy for 75 days, winning over 2 million dollars] took the lead. Me: *Watches for a few minutes* He looks younger than I remembered him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2005 20:01:47 GMT -5
Brother: Hmm... You know, some people think monkeys are our link. Me: Yup. Brother: Some people think that some primeates are intelligent. They think that they took after humans. Me: Cool. Brother: So, then why is Lazlo an idiot? Me: Cause he took after you. ~~
Brother: You are so annoying. Me: *sly look* OW! MOM! *brother's name* IS HITTING ME! Mom: *Brother's name*, stop hitting your sister. Brother: *mouth open*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2005 12:30:36 GMT -5
Me: So when I was on vacation, we were on this tour and we were driving through Glasgow- Katherine: What state is Glasgow in again?
Later, when my mom was driving home my brother and his friend...
Me: Colin, there's a sparkle on your cheek. My mom: So, Colin, who have you been kissing who was wearing sparkles? Colin (my brother's friend): Maybe it was just Chrissy... Me: Umm... Colin: I meant you were imagining the sparkle!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2005 16:26:44 GMT -5
Me: I feel like watching Aladdin. Brother: Why? Me: Two words: Lost Desert Plot. Brother: That's three words. Me: Screw it.
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Post by Elcie on Sept 1, 2005 17:12:24 GMT -5
David: So, do we have homework in Computer? Girl: Yeah, we have to read the next chapter... Mrs B said she'd kill us if we didn't. David: Ah. I'd better do it, then. Me: So is that kill, or "kill?" Everyone: *total incomprehension* Me: ;D I also love talking about this place like it's real... XD like, a while ago I was talking to Cindy: Me: So anyway, I was like "huh? Rider's marrying Stal?" and she's like "yeah, I'm not marrying Ery" and I'm like "oooh, he's single..." and then, like, me and Sammy had a catfight and boy, was that ever an explosion! But then Patrick married Sammy in the end and Landen almost killed Stal, which of course made everyone laugh at her, and anyway I was really happy cuz I pwned the Tabloids. Cindy: .... ?
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