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Post by Tracy on Mar 23, 2003 6:33:44 GMT -5
Hehe, I can think of a few in particular WARNING: BUSTED FANS DO NOT CROSS THIS POINT! Hehe, nearly every word of Busted's songs is stupid, but another one I think is; There's a hole in my soul, you can see it in my face, its a real big place [/i] (Robbie Williams - Feel) Hehe, it makes me laugh so much ^^ Also; My neighbor, called peter [/i] (Busted - Year 3000) C'mon people, that is the most hilarious thing EVER XD Its his neighbor, called PETER! Actually, that whole song looks like a 3 year old wrote it (Maybe apart from the triple breasted women o.O) Any more you can think of? |
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Post by Leb on Mar 23, 2003 12:59:23 GMT -5
I don't know any particularly stupid ones, but I could think of some funny ones....
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Post by Jitterbug on Mar 23, 2003 15:43:54 GMT -5
One that always gets me is my favourite topic to mock - Britney. *gag*
One of her songs contains the ever so intellectual passage:
'You put a dart thorough my dreams, through my heart'
Then there's Bon Jovi...pick anything from his more recent albums. Especially the song 'Some day I'll be Saturday Night' Which I hate with an unyeilding passion.
'I'm feeling like a Monday, but Someday I'll be Saturday Night'
I still don't understand the Backstreet Boys 'Show me the meaning of being lonely' that doesn't even make sense!
Oasis: 'Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball'
And pretty much anyone else who cannot write a song without rhyming (or attempting to).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2003 17:59:32 GMT -5
Yeesh I had SO many a minute ago!!!!!....And now they're all gone.  I'll try later.  |
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Post by poy222 had todeletemycookies on Mar 23, 2003 21:45:02 GMT -5
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with the mountains."- Shakira, Wherever Whenever (or is it vice-versa?)
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Post by Jitterbug on Mar 24, 2003 1:18:43 GMT -5
LOL! And lest us not forget the song that wins the shallowest lyrics award: (Is it any surprise that it goes to Shania?) So you got the brain but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night Cause we all know that intelligence isn't important...  Interesting and slightly disturbing fact: I did a web search for 'stupid lyrics' and got links to a bunch of Canadian music sites. Although I probably have my browser set to Canada, so that may be why. |
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Post by antikyle on Mar 24, 2003 2:03:20 GMT -5
I think Avril wins the award for most deep and meaningful "I never spend less than an hour
Washin' my hair in the shower
It always takes five hours to make it straight"Gee, how totally punk rock of you And let's not forget the immortal "Sk8ter Boi" (She also wins the award for most idiotic song title) "He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?"Yes, because thats all it really takes for two people to fall in love, huh? But hey, I shouldn't diss her, she has REAL talent, I mean; rhyming "Sk8ter Boi" with "Later boy"? PURE GENIUS! excuse me while I go throw up on myself... |
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Post by Plushie on Mar 24, 2003 3:01:19 GMT -5
hehe I agree on the Avril front. I figure this girl must be a fan of chatspeak with that song title.
Remember i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... I rest my case. I hate songs with stupid catchy choruses.
Like the Comic book guy on the Simpsons would say "worst chorus ever!" Well no..not really.
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Post by Jitterbug on Mar 24, 2003 13:01:58 GMT -5
I forgot about her, but this one is worse! I just heard it:
Someone left the cake out in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again...
It's that 'MacArthur Park song. Don't know who sings it.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Mar 24, 2003 16:24:49 GMT -5
"Fried chicken vision"
-Queen, 'One Vision'
'Nuff said.
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Post by spectrum on Mar 24, 2003 22:10:57 GMT -5
Ahem. I thin a few things are going a tad (as in two or three widths of the world) past the line of good taste.
Anyway, here's one! By Weird Al!
Don't play that song,
That achey-breaky song,
I think it's a pain don't you know. (Not exact lerics)
And if you play that song,
That achey-breaky song,
I just might blow up my radio!
Guess the tune. ;D
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Post by antikyle on Mar 25, 2003 0:49:09 GMT -5
They were just making fun of Hanson on the radio, hell, why not?
(from a lyrics site.. like I'd write all that crap out)
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah
Oh yeah
In an Mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah
Yeah, I know.. Hanson are an easy target, but darn it it's still fun.
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Post by Jitterbug on Mar 25, 2003 1:07:38 GMT -5
I wouldn't include Weird Al, since he does parodies and they're supposed to be stupid. I would, however, pick on Billy Ray Cyrus. If I recall correctly, the real chorus is: Don't break my heart, My achy-breaky heart For if you break my heart, My achy breaky heart It might blow up and kill this man - Whoooo. After a song like that, I'm thinking that wouldn't be a bad thing  |
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Post by Rin on Mar 25, 2003 6:05:31 GMT -5
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
- Des'ree "Life"
Talk about forced rhyming... ¬_¬
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Post by noremac9 on Mar 25, 2003 8:46:48 GMT -5
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast - Des'ree "Life" Talk about forced rhyming... ¬_¬ LOL-- You weren't kidding when you said forced rhyming! How about-- gah... can't think of any... probably because I erased all bad ones from my mind. |
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I'll try later. 
