NTWF Superlatives 2008 - VOTE NOW! see first post

Most likely to be *shot*: Rider, Fraze, Kit, Ringo, Zylaa, Strife, Kat
Most likely to be "shot": Kit, Rider
Most squishiest: Squiesh, Goosh
Most lyrical: Sammy, Omni, Goosh, Bag, Zylaa
Most musical: JB, Sammy, Strife, Zylaa, Omni, Ringo, Kathleen
Most vegetabley: Goosh, Aerisa, Leoness, Keng, Ringo, Speck
Most Power-Abusing Mod: Kit, Crystal, Carrie, Rider, Squiesh, Kit in Crystal's account
Most Responsible Mod: Patjade, Hunty, Nimras, Stal, Tracy, Tdyans
Best as a Flavour: Killix, Ginz, Dan, Bacon, Carrie
Most likely to Implode: Ringo, Goosh, NSQ, Kirby, Zari, Squiesh, Nova
Most evil: Hu, Strife, Killix, Kirby, Stal, Squiesh
Most Pirate: Huntress, Rider
Most Ninja: Fj0rd, Vyt, Hu, Stal, Crystal, Kiddo
Most Knight: Wolf, Tamia, Ikkin, Zari
Most Mage: Kat, Xanme, Surf, Celestial, Ikkin
Most Lemur: Nova, Goosh, Strife, Kit, Scar, Vyt
Most Spacefleet: Strife, Keng, Zari
Most Country/Western: Stal, Nick
Most fragile mind: Nature, Goosh, PFA, Reve, Ginz, The Newest 'bloider, Kathleen
Most Loving: Ginz, Kit, Leoness
Most Hating: Nature, Kit, Crystal, Rider
Most eaten: Kit, Ginz, Stal, Kirby, Dan, Kitty, Newbie Bloiders, Rikku
Most Feared: Hu, Crystal, Thundy, Stal, Nova
Most Mercenary: Fenrix, Scar, Kat, Rikku, Kathleen, Kyu, Elycien
Most *glomp*ing: Leoness, Omni, Ginz, Kat, PFA, Zylaa, Celestial
Most Gullible: NSQ, Ringo, Tk, Reve, Sam, Nova
Most Violent: Crystal, Hu, Thundy, Goosh, Ringo, Kiddo, Nova, Xiv
Most associated with rainbows: Ginz, Strife, Rain, Squiesh, NSQ
Most danceable: Nova, Strife, Elycien, Bag, Kit, Carrie
Most serious: Patjade, Stal, Dan
Most crazy: NSQ, Squiesh, Carrie, Q, Rikku
Most silly: Squiesh, Nova, NSQ, TK, Reve, Surf, Carrie
Most drunk: Rider, Ish
Most weird: Nova, Ringo, Q, Zari

Most colorful: Ginz, Goosh, Rain, Kat, Squiesh, NSQ, Tk
Most shiny: Ginz, Fraze, Carrie, NSQ, PFA, Reve, Strife
Mosy random: Zari, Goosh, NSQ, Tk, Nova
Most InSaNe: Carrie, Kat, Nova, NSQ, Gav, Rider
Most hussy: Rider, Huntress
Most Confused: Nature, Scar, Nathleen, Tk, Reve, Newbies, Pyro

Most smiley-abusing: NSQ, Gav, Nova, Aerisa, PFA, Squiesh, Goosh, Stal
Most hyper: NSQ, Squiesh, Tk, Reve
Most romantic: Kit, Strife, Kat
Most sane: Patjade, Kit, Stal, Patrick, Nimras, Shade
Most missed: Ebil, Patrick, Mr. Cow, Guy, Ish, Bag, Blub, Ginger, Echo
Most stark-raving: Carrie, Kit
Most disgustingly cute avatar: Leoness, Reve
Most economical: Stal
Most fungi-like: Kit, Ringo, Shade, Elycien
Most edible: Killix, Ginz, Dan, Kirby, Nut, Bacon, Kit, Newbies
Most excited: Ginz, Goosh, NSQ, Reve, Ringo
Most minty: Killix, Mindy
Most kissable: Kit, Strife, Killix, Goosh, Aerisa, Speck, Tamia
Most determined writer: Kat, Fj0rd, Playmobil, Craig, Carrie, Everyone who won NaNoWriMo, Clockwork
Most suitable as a pet: Kit, Scar, Crystal, Nova, Nick, Puppy, Kitty, Squiesh, Goosh

Most Karma-obsessed: Vyt, Dan, Shade, Rider, Kyu
Most likely to eat someone: NSQ, Ringo, Rikku, Squiesh
Most obsessed with shinies: NSQ, Reve, Tamia, PFA
Most likely to be made into a flavor of cookiepie: Squiesh, Speck, Leoness, Reve, Stal, Jason, Carrie, Tamia
Most sarcastic: Stal, Kit, Ringo, Carrie, JH, Shade
Most clueless: Nature, Scar, Tk, Chesh, Newbies, Sam
Most likely to talk like a noob on purpose: Vyt, Ringo, Sirius, Carrie, Squiesh, Goosh
Most caps lock loving: Squiesh, NSQ, Aerisa, Sam, Carrie, Nick, Sammy
Most post-editing: Killix, Ginz, Rider, Squiesh, Celestial, Xiv, Crystal
Most noob-mocking: Carrie, Stal, Kirby, JH, Sammy
Most huggable: Ginz, Leoness, Omni, Scar, Ebil, Huggsy
Most adorable: Ginz, Kit, Aeri, Leoness, Crystal, Tk, PFA
Most *has motivated someone* person: Kat, Nimras, Playmobil, Wolf, Ginz, Stal, Kiddo, Killix
Most inspiring: Kat, Crystal, Nimras, Patjade, Leoness, Celestial, Dan
Most veggie-obsessed: Fenrix, Cyborg, Ringo, Squiesh
Most veggie-attacker: Celestial, Tamia, Speck, Ringo
Most veggie-attacked: Killix, Nova, Castle Kestrel
Most Killed and Subsequently Phoenix-Downed: Ikkin, Nick, Kiddo
Mostest Not-Ingrammatically-Correct Member-Person-Thing: Kat, Tk, Nova, Whoever suggested this category
Most Star Wars Trivia Knowledgable Member: Stal, Strife, Bacon
Most Pop Culture Trivia Knowledgable Member: Sock, Bag
Most Frequent Display Name Changer: Goosh, Vyt, Ikkin, Sirius, Kitty, Fj0rd, Hu
Most Frequent Signature Changer: Rider, Nova
Most Obsessed with Guild Wars: Strife, Vyt, PFA, Keng, Celestial
Most involved in Karmageddon II: Kit, Dan, Tamia, PFA, Nova, Kyu
Most crazy moderator: Squiesh, Carrie, Stal, Tracy, Rider, Crystal
Most sane moderator: Patjade, Huntress, Nimras
Most jumpy from caffeine: Thundy, NSQ, Huba, Nova
Most jumpy from coffee: Thundy, NSQ, Nimras

Most Obsessed with Heroes: Christos, Kat, Hu
Most Obsessed with Lost: Dan
Most Obsessed with Animals: Dragon, Aerisa, Nimras, Gav, Spot, Carrie
Most Obsessed with Dragons: Celestial, Scar, Dragon
Most Obsessed with Roleplaying: Kit, Scar, Kat, Fenrix
Most Obsessed with Drawing: Komori, Crystal, Sammy, Hunty, Tamia
Most Obsessed with Movies: Stal, Komori, Carrie
Most obsessed with fire: Pyro, Zari, Rikku, Dragon, Clara
Most obsessed with water: Belle, Nut, Nature
Most obsessed with Neopets: Nova, Komori, Christos

MOST LIKELY..

Most likely to be successful: Stal, Strife, Leoness, Nimras, Huntress, Crystal, Speck, Kat, Komori, Fj0rd, Tamia
Most likely to *phail*: Rider, Kit, Ringo, Carrie
Most likely to be a lolcat in disguise: Vyt, Goosh, Sammy, Carrie, Kirby, Zari, Tamia
Most likely to end up in a lab: NSQ, Thundy, Crystal, Sam, Amneiger, Nova
Most likely to crossdress: Kit, Goosh, Stal, Nova
Most likely to open a nightclub: Rider, Tracy, Tamia, Carrie, Nick, Spot, Speck
Most likely to write a series of innovative fantasy novels: Kat, Kiddo, Fj0rd
Most likely to burst into song: Sammy, Killix, Tracy, NSQ, Ringo, Rider, Goosh, Strife, Puff
Most Likely to Eat a Shiny: NSQ, PFA, Rider, Reve, Zylaa
Most Likely to Make a Shiny Shrine: Reve, NSQ
Most Likely to Fangirl/Fanboy at First Sight: Kat, PFA, Elycien, Nova, Nature
Most Likely to Obsessively Stalk Someone: Kat, Nova, NSQ, PFA, Squiesh
Most Likely to Kill Someone for a Cookie: Ringo, Goosh, Nova, Ringo, Leo, Squiesh
Most Likely to Kill Someone Just Because: Hu, Kit, Crystal, Xiv
Most Likely to Glomp Someone Just Because: Leoness, Omni, Ginz, Kat, Squiesh
Most Likely to Snog Someone Just Because: Nick, Kit, Leoness, Killix
Most Likely to Lick a Walrus: Goosh, Nick, Ringo, Gav
Most Likely to Take Over the World: Strife, Stal, Nova, Puff, Thundy, Spot, Speck
Most likely to be made a Mod: Ginz, Tamia, Sammy
Most likely to have no Life: Kit, Ringo, Rider, Shade, Everyone
Most likely to be hugged: Ginz, Aerisa, Leoness, Nimras, Sammy, Sock
Most likely be a Stal minion: Spot, Squiesh, Sablones, Stal, Nova, Carrie
Most likely to be Stalor Moon: Stal
Most likely to be a fan of Stalor Moon: Goosh, Patrick, Ikkin, Squiesh, Crystal, Nova, Stal
Most likely to be an ambitious Stalor Moon clothing-line producer: Huntress, Tracy, Crystal, Leoness, Stal
Most likely to model Stalor Moon clothes in the future: Stal, Goosh, Patrick, Crystal
Most likely to make a random marriage proposal: Kit, Nova, Huntress
Most likely to snog a random stranger: Nick, Kit, Nova, Rider
Most Likely To Accidentally Blow Up The Solar System: Kirby, NSQ, Tracy, Crystal, Strife, Nova, Fraze, Tamia, Rider
Most Likely To Purposefully Blow Up The Solar System: Thundy, Hu, Strife, Ringo, Rikku
Most Likely To Get Abducted By Aliens: Strife, Sammy, Ginz, Kirby, Leo, Tamia
Most Likely To Get Eaten By Snails: Goosh, Shade, Carrie, Nova, Kit
Most Likely To Get Eaten By Sabertooth Tigers: NSQ, Sablones, Nova, Ikkin
Most Likely To Get Eaten By Alien Sabertoothed Snail: NSQ, Surf, Strife
Most likely to be online at ungodly hours of the morning/evening: Nova, Shade, Kit, Killix, Huntress, Carrie, Tk, Yugo Ryan
Most Likely to Sit in the Pink Emo Corner: Hu, Carrie, Ringo, Fraze, Rain, Vyt
Most Likely to Paint the Pink Emo Corner: Ginz, Hu, Ringo
Most Likely to Shout WEEWOOOOO: Rider, Nova, Squiesh, Celestial, All of us
Most likely to triple post: Shade, Stal, Nature, Speck, Reve, Kirby, Nova
Most likely to request a random custom title every week: Goosh, Vyt, Shade, Carrie
Most likely to use no emoticons: Stal, Dream, Patjade, Fraze
Most likely to spam everybody's diaries: Ginz
Most likely to get MQ'd: Rider, Kit, Crystal, Scar, NSQ, Squiesh, Ginz, Fj0rd, Goosh
Most likely to snog a zombie.: Kit, Rikku, Rider, Kitty
Most likely to give a zombie flowers.: Rider, Kit, Reve, Kwoiffei, Rikku, A zombie
Most likely to be given flowers from a zombie.: Rider, Rikku, Kit, Keng, Squiesh
Most likely to be given zombie flowers.: Rikku, Rider, Kit, Ringo
Most likely to snog zombie flowers.: Rikku, Rider, Kit, Gav, Huntress
Most likely to be seen on a wanted poster: Hu, Shade, Stal, Squiesh, Nick, Nova, Thundy
Most likely to use a sentence made of entirely made up words.: Q, Gav, NSQ, Zylaa, Tk
Most likely to declare ownership of someone elses head.: Carrie, Hu, Wandy, Thundy, Rikku, Nova, Hunty, Celestial
Most likely to die twice in the same story/RP: Ikkin, Kiddo, Goosh, Strife, Kit
Most likely to star in GW2: The Musical: Strife, Kat, PFA, Zylaa, Sammy
Most likely to sing badly in GW2: The Musical: Kat, Strife, Nova, Vyt, PFA, Zari, Clara
Most likely to randomly burst into song in GW2: Goosh, Zylaa, Crystal, Kat, Bacon, Sammy
Most likely to hit a stop sign: Rider, Ringo, Surf, Nick, Tracy
Most likely to get hit by a stop sign: Rider, Kat, Surf, Ringo, Sam
Most likely to crash proboards' server 53: Nova, Tracy, Stal, Carrie, Vyt, Goosh
Most likely to create the new bloid: Kit, Ikkin, Vyt, Squiesh, Kirby, Carrie, Nova
Most likely to stay up 2 hours past their bedtime just to create the new bloid: Nova, Squiesh, Ringo, Puff, Carrie, Sablones
Most likely to abuse their modly powers to change the title of the bloid: Kit, Killix, Crystal, Carrie, Rider, Squiesh, Ikkin
Most likely to say something irrelevant: Zari, Kit, Ringo, Tk, Goosh, Kirby, Nova
Most likely to have an exploded PM inbox: Rider, Goosh, Fraze, Carrie, Ishmale, Huggsy
Most likely to become President: Fraze, Stal, Patjade, Strife, TC
Most likely to become Dictator: Stal, Thundy, Patjade, Huntress, Crystal
Most likely to become an outlaw: Nova, Stal, NSQ, Hu, Vyt, Huntress
Most likely to try out for American Idol: JB, Aerisa, Playmobil, Thundy, Gav, Sammy
Most likely to blow up American Idol: Thundy, Goosh, Sammy, Rikku
Most likely to start WWIII: Thundy, Stal, Carrie, Nova
Most likely to create fire monkeys: Rikku, Killix, PFA, Pyro, Sam, Sablones, Ikkin, Ringo
Most likely to make a reference to an obscure webcomic: Vyt, Scar, Omni, JH, Crystal, Tracy
Most likely to work for Disney: Komori, Tamia, PFA
Most likely to start a new animation company that destroys Disney: Spot, Tamia, Komori, Tomi, Crystal
Most likely to costar in the next "Numa-Numa" video on YouTube: Strife, Stal, Vyt
Most likely to turn to mad science to solve a problem: Thundy, Strife, Zylaa, NSQ, Amneiger, Nova
Most likely to turn to complicated pie charts and formulas to solve a problem: Stal, Strife, Shade
Most likely to turn into something cute and fuzzy to solve a problem: Scar, Kit, Leoness, Ginz, PFA, Huntress
Most likely to be Dr. Sloth disguised as a former: Strife, Stal, Puff, Tamia, Nova, Goosh
Most likely to spend hours on end glued to a Neopets game just to get an avatar/high score: Nova, Craig, Komori
Most likely to spend four years writing the perfect Neopian Times story: Tamia, Kat, Craig, Nimras
Most likely to actually make Scarrie Movie 1: Carrie, Stal, Cyborg, Spot
Most likely to be eaten by a gigantic squid: Nova, Goosh, NSQ, Rikku, Captain Jack Stallow

Most likely to whack people with a fish: Carrie, Kathleen, Gav, Celestial, Ringo, Rider, Killix, Fish
Most likely to ignore all PMs: Rider, Kit
Most likely to post on Games boards: Nat, JH, Strife, PFa, Killix, Kathleen, Yugo Ryan, Fam, Celestial, Reve
Most likely to eat cake without icing: Tamia, Crystal, Sammy, Dead Meat
Most likely to go into a sugar-induced coma: Leoness, NSQ, TK, Reve, Rider, Kirby
Most likely to write a NTWF story: Ringo, Rider, Goosh, Kiddo, Vyt, Zari, Kirby, Dream, Celestial
Most likely to abuse characters in a story: Xiv, Hu, Goosh, Nat, Celestial, Kit
Most likely to annihilate someone using fire: Pyro, Zari, Rikku, Celestial, Nova, Ikkin, Sev

Most likely to hoard a shiny: Reve, NSQ
Most likely to do away with someone else for a shiny: Ringo, NSQ, Hu, Zylaa
Most likely to exceed the maximum number of characters in a post: Killix, Stal, Huntress, Carrie, Nimras
Most likely to send a PM: Zari, Squiesh, Ishmale, Goosh, Wanderer, Ginz, Sam
Most likely to explode the bloids: Nova, Killix, Huntress, Kit, Kirby, Crystal, Thundy, Stal
Most likely to quote books and films: Stal, Celestial, Zylaa, Fj0rd, Huntress,
Most likely to belt out a random NTWF-Related song parody: Zylaa, Omni, Kat, Fraze, Nova, Goosh
Most likely to write a NTWF parody: Ringo, Goosh, Kat, Bag, Celestial
Most likely to cause a page stretch with a dragged out XDDDDD: Nova, Kat, Vyt, Aerisa, Leoness,Ikkin
Most likely to assassinate an entire assassin brigade using only flowery words, a dissected frog and a tattered blanket while dancing the hula and painting the next Mona Lisa: Goosh, Vyt, TK, Zari, Kat, Kiddo, Tomi, Kit
Most likely to win the below category: Rider, Chet Flash, Leoness, You, Leo, NTWFers, Yuka, Crystal
Most likely to win the above category: Rider, Chet Flash, Leoness, You, NTWFers, Yuka, Crystal
Most likely to eat a newbie: NSQ, Ringo, Squiesh, Leoness, Fj0rd
Most likely to poke an angry dragon: Nova, Celestial, Sam, Goosh, Zari, Rikku
Most likely to stick their tongue to a metal pole on a dare: Nova, NSQ, Vyt, Pyro, Kit
Most likely to dare someone to stick their tongue to a metal pole: Crystal, Rider, Strife, Kit, Blace, Zylaa, Hu
Most likely to eat the 'bloids: NSQ, Huntress, Nova, Zari

OPPOSITES

Best Dressed: Carrie, Stal, Huntress, Goosh, Nimras, Squiesh
Worst Dressed: Stal, Ringo, Rider, Gav
Most closeted: Nick, Rain, Kit
Least closeted: NSQ, JH
Strangest username: Leoness, Vyt, Patrick (0523ck), Zylaa, Sam
Coolest username: Leoness, Ikkin, Celestial, Squiesh
Most stealthy: Hu, Patjade, Stal, Crystal, PFA, Shade
Least stealthy: Stal, Zylaa, Tracy, NSQ, Nova
Least avatar-changing: Killix, Pyro, Rider, Carrie, Cyborg, Shade
Most avatar-changing: Vyt, Leoness, Squiesh, JH
Least innocent: Vyt, Crystal, Scar, Kit, Hu, Leoness
Most innocent: TK, Nature, Killix, Ginz, PFA, Leoness, Reve, Celestial
Most stable 'bloider: Kathleen, Kit, Huntress, Rider, Celestial
Least stable 'bloider: NSQ, Ringo, Kirby, Kathleen, Huggsy, Piggeh, Nova
Fastest poster: Kit, Shade, Nat, Cyborg
Slowest poster: Ringo, Reve, Kit, Stal, Kathleen
Most knowledgable about internet memes: Fraze, Leo, Kirby, JH, Stal
Least knowledgable about internet memes: PFA, Sam
Most likely to shout ‘NINJAS PWN!’: Vyt, Stal, PFA, Rider
Most likely to shout ‘PIRATES PWN!’: Goosh, Rider, Huntress, Kiddo
Most likely to become insane: Kit, NSQ, Vyt, Anyone who enters the NTWF, Nova
Most likely to become sane: Carrie, Kit, Anyone who leaves the NTWF, Nimras
Longest poster: Killix, Stal, Strife
Shortest poster: Kathleen, Nat, Rider, Gav, Tk, Fish
Fastest ‘bloider: Shade, Kit, Kat
Slowest ‘bloider: Kathleen, Kat, Reve, Nova, Hunty

Random Awards

Best MQ: Nova plays hard to get rid of, Dramatic Mucus (Scar and Tk), NTWF Toys, Phonics for Cheshire
Best Insomniac: Kit, Hunty, Carrie, Shade
Best Fangirl: PFA, Kat, Elycien
Best Fanboy: Nova, Stal, Vyt, Patrick
Best cook: Leoness, Puffin
Best craftsperson: Fraze, Leoness, Tamia, Thundy
Best Forum persona: Kat, Leoness, Nimras, Ginz, Huntress, Rider
Best bloid: The "Burn, Baby!" Bloids 167, The Thought Brothers Forevah Bloids 190, Snogs All Around Bloid 184, The 'Once a Pun a Time' Bloids 174
Best bloid title: Thought Brothers Forevah, Bye Bye Beautiful, Poodle Hat, Hello good friend
Best announcement: RIDER IS A ZOMBIE!
Best sticky: Bubble gum, Post-it note
Best board: Splatterboard, Times Lobby, Guilds
Best skin: Default, Sunset by PFA, Meridell, Island Blues, Mint Ice Cream
Best timezone: EST, PST, Mountain
Best at procrastinating: Tamia, PFA, Nova, Ringo, Hu, Ginz, Sam
Best greeter: Twocents, Squiesh, Ginz, Dream, Celestial
Best ranter: Goosh, Dream, Sammy, Carrie, Huntress, Aerisa, Stal
Best game creator: Strife, PFA, Puff
Biggest spender: Bacon
Biggest spammer: NSQ, JH, Rider
Biggest Lurker: Shade, Kiddo, PFA, Killix
Biggest Drama Ruler: Carrie, Nova, Sammy
Biggest Party Animal: Nick, Nova
Sloppiest drawer: Ringo, Celestia, Saml
Fastest drawer: Tamia, Komori, Leoness, Cristos, Tomi
Creepiest ‘bloider: Kit, Nova, Hu, Vyt
Craziest bloider: Squiesh, Kit, NSQ
Weirdest ‘bloider: Goosh, Kit, Ringo, Kat
Bored-est to study: Tracy, Kit
Oftenest guest-poster: Q, Tdyans, The Mysterious Guest Poster from 1969, Invisible Guild
Weirdest obsession: NTWF, Ringo (with Weird Al), Reve (with shinies and being eaten), Yuka (hornet pies)
"Saying Wrong Thing At Wrong Time" Champion: Kit, Goosh, Rikku, Nova
Victim: Gav, Goosh, Carrie, Reve
Most Pwnsome Gamer: Strife, Killix, Kirby, Nat, Leo
The Old Fogey Award: Stal, Scar, Patjade, Wandy, Tracy
The next Stal: Spot, Stal, Nova, Squiesh
Hottest male: Kit, Nova, Fraze, Stal
Hottest female: Carrie, Kit, Hunty
Hottest Kit: Kit, Shade
Most memorable bloid event: Rubbish Avocado, When the Bloids disappeared because of Malak, When the 'bloids exploded from some of us speaking Japanese, Anytime people start talking in third person, Tabloid War (Ery, Squiesh and Carrie vs. Kirby and Patrick vs. the hippies)

SHIPS

Best Ship: Strife/Leoness, Aeri/Scar, Kit/Crystal
Worst Ship: Ringo/Nova, Hunty/Fraze, Stal/Stal

Weirdest Ship:Crystal/Kit, Ringo/Ringo, Shshshshshipping, (SquieshxGooshxFishxPhyshxIsh), Kit/Ikkin, PFA/Vyt
Cutest ship: Strife/Leoness, Aeri/Scar, Dan/Ginz, Thundy/Madz
Sappiest Ship: Kit/Ikkin, Crystal/Kit, Kit/Shade, Aeri/Scar, Kit/Anyone
Best 'It Could Never Happen' 'Ship: Nova/Killix, Nova/Anyone, Squiesh/Goosh, Hunty/Stal, Stal/NSQ, Stalor Moon/Everyone, Stal/Spot Fully spike’d and wing’d White Weewoo with split personalities/Crossdressing, inebriated Ninja dojo on steroids
Most Star-Crossed 'Ship: Kit/Shade, Kit/Crystal, Leoness/Strife
Most stable 'ship: Strife/Leoness, Kit/Crystal
Least stable 'ship: Ringo/Nova, Thundy/Clara, Nova/Kat, Vyt/Fenrix