The NTWF Superlatives 2007

Wheeee! ^_________^ So we're starting this already?

Well, it does make sense. Afterall, the new year starts tomorrow. x3 Plus I don't think Patrick had planned an official starting date for last year's superlatives.

Anyway, I have some suggestions for categories. =3 Here goes:

Best Ship
Best Artist
Best Writer
Most Helpful
Most Evillest
Most Likely To QM This Award
Most Likely To MQ This Award
Coolest Adoptable Creator
Most Addicted To Neopets
Strongest Meepit Commander
Most Likely To Be The Hardest Boss In The NTWF Game

Ehh, that's enough for now. I'll think of more later. x3

Highest craving for sugar
Weirdest humor
Most likely to take over the world
Most likely to destroy the world
Biggest entertainer
Most likely to lick someone in the face
Most use of weapons
Most use of irony

Most use of sarcasm
Most huggable
Most out of this world
Most likely to become a movie star
Most generous
Next NTWF canon ship

Most emotional
Most caring
Most addicted to cookies
Biggest pacifist
Biggest warmonger

That's it for now. I'll probably think of more later ^_^

This had better actually get finished. The last one lingered around unfinished for months XD

- most unlucky
- best newbie
- most likely to become the next r/l ship
- most sucessful adoptable
- best diary
- best contest/event/game
- best thread
- best 'bloid
- best 'bloid title
- least frequent avatar/signature changer
- most frequent avatar/signature changer
- best forum persona
- best NTWF fanfic

Uhhh that's all I can think of. I tried to add some things related with the newer boards. XD

-Most likely to asplode a different forum
-Most likely to be driven off in a padded white van...

- Most likely to get killed, again... (Please don't QM that!)
- Best NTWF themed story. (In progress, completed and dead/discontinued.)^*
- Best NTWF themed comic. (In progress, completed and dead/discontinued.)^*
- Probably the best non-NTWFer character in NTWF themed storys and/or comics.
- Most unlikely future.
- Most likely future.
- Worst pun you've ever heard.
- Best NTWF news alert. (Eg. Zombie Rider, Stal isn't Hu's father, etc.)
- Best impersonator.
- Most likely to NOT get this award. ('Cos you've no life. )
- Worst 'bloidical event.
- Best MQ.
- Worst QM.
- Most likely to be bitten by Pirahna Crows. ('Cos they can.)
- Most likely to be bounced on by Jackrabboxs. ('Cos they can.)
- Most likely to be chased down the hallway by an undead penguin and getting their lunch stolen by said penguin.
- Most likely to be eaten by Shiva.
- Most likely to be a zombie. (Probably again.)
- Most category suggested by a single person.
- Worst category suggested, EVER.

_{* Thanks for pointing that out, Frozen.}

Here are some slightly complicated ones :3 I pity anyone unfortunate enough to win one and have to go around explaining to people what exactly it was that they won.

-Most likely to blurt out the first thing that comes to his or her mind, even if it's at a really bad time. Like, on live TV. Or at a formal dinner at the White House. Or both.
-Most likely to 'ship so enthusiastically that he or she goes into cardiac arrest.
-Most likely to run into an extremely famous player on some MMORPG and accidentally insult them. "Tiger, honey, your hairdo is the worst!" "Er..."
-Most likely to use a bad pickup line on one half of a popular 'ship and be hurt badly by the other half of said 'ship.
-Most likely to visit Virtupets station, jettison a few tons of extremely valuable cargo, inspire the Grundos to go on strike, give Sloth an unflattering haircut, and pin it all on Strife, who is promptly fired.
-Most likely to win the Nobel Prize in lit and then lose it on the way home
-Next wildy-popular-with-girls _uglyHollywood heartthrob
-...Smelliest
-most likely to chain themselves to a palm tree to prevent its destruction, only to find out a few hours later from a concerned passerby that the plant in question is a plastic mall tree.
-Most fond of chopping up poor helpless Nobodies