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Post by laurensk90 on Jun 23, 2008 5:32:58 GMT -5
You approach a rather surly looking orange Blumaroo. Judging by his clothing, you guess he's the local deranged shaman. "Another one!? Ever since we teleported here, I've been bothered by countless door-to-door salesmen. I don't think it will ever end." He lets out a deep sigh. "I guess I'll make the most of it while I'm here. I am a master culinary artist, after all!" He looks quite pleased with himself, doesn't he? In any case, he begins to explain the wonders of the rather ordinary mysterious cooking vessel that floats in mid-air before you both. "This isn't just any ordinary mysterious cooking vessel!" Oh... right. "You see, it can combine two or more things into something spectacular... all that with the help of your fellow forumers! I bet you've never seen anything like that before!" Hmmm. You seem to recall something about a Vending Machi- "Hey! Are you listening?" He snaps you back to insanity and you forget what it was you were trying to remember. "Anyway, choose two or more items from your imagination and hand them over to me. I'll put them in the magical cooking vessel and the next person to post has to see what comes out. We have to be careful, though. There have been... incidents, but we won't talk about that." You think it might have something to do with the giant footprints that trail away from the cooking vessel. You decide to put some things in to see what happens. I throw in a penny, a dinosaur and a bottle of sand.
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Post by Yuka on Jun 23, 2008 14:48:36 GMT -5
You receive a sphynx cat wearing a purple ribbon and a cushion decorated with tiny headphones. I throw in a nest of hornets and a green bottle filled with blood.
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Post by Killix on Jun 23, 2008 21:19:01 GMT -5
A swarm of angry, blood-sucking mutant hornetbats come out. They attack your face viciously.
I throw in a crumbly old brick and a safety pin.
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Post by laurensk90 on Jun 24, 2008 4:52:31 GMT -5
You get a brick grenade. Instructions: Pull the pin, throw it away and watch people get brick'd.
I throw in a Meowth plushie and a very old telephone.
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Post by Spoon on Jun 24, 2008 5:11:47 GMT -5
You get Dial-A-Meowth - Talk To Your Favourite Pokemon 24/7!
I throw in my dignity and an apple crumble.
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Post by Jina on Jun 24, 2008 5:16:52 GMT -5
You get an inverted Bonju Avatar- which doesn't count to your score.
I put in two slices of different cheeses.
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Post by laurensk90 on Jun 24, 2008 5:25:03 GMT -5
You get a miniature cow. It's angry.
I put in a bottle of sulphuric acid and a titanium gravedigging spork.
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Post by Spoon on Jun 24, 2008 5:28:08 GMT -5
You get an angry, fizzing, rapidly-decreasing metal stick.
I put in some cream and a policeman.
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Post by ♥ Rain on Jun 24, 2008 8:26:59 GMT -5
You get a pretty funny practical joke and a few days in jail for attacking a police officer. I put in some orange juice, tea, and chocolate milk.
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Post by laurensk90 on Jun 24, 2008 9:46:13 GMT -5
You get a volcano, and in erupts! ...in tobasco.
I throw in a miracleberry, some peas and an USB stick.
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Post by Celestial on Jun 24, 2008 10:52:39 GMT -5
You get an edible USB stick but nobody wants to eat it because peas and berries mixed together taste foul.
I put in an old Geography textbook and binoculars.
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Post by Spoon on Jun 24, 2008 14:48:49 GMT -5
You get the Uber Spy Package.
I put in a bottle of Coke and Commander Garoo
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Post by laurensk90 on Jun 24, 2008 15:00:00 GMT -5
You get a border patroller with a laser gun.
I throw in a tennis ball and a mailbox.
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Post by Celestial on Jun 24, 2008 15:16:57 GMT -5
You get a very mangled Tennis racket.
I put in Bonju and a torture device.
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Post by Spoon on Jun 24, 2008 15:20:00 GMT -5
You get the avatar!
I put in some cheese, an olive and the number seven.
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