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Post by Dan on Jul 26, 2011 9:49:26 GMT -5
It's all come down to this!
Butterfly has fallen, leaving a one-to-one battle between Filter of Team Zombies and Sock of Team Phantoms!
Who will live to tell the tale of Karmageddon IV, and spread their undead goodness throughout the forum? =D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2011 10:46:41 GMT -5
DUN DUN DUN =O
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Post by Dan on Jul 30, 2011 1:27:44 GMT -5
July 30, 2011 - This is the NTWF World News Network, filing one final report...
Good evening, I'm Dan Newsanchor with breaking news on the status of Karmageddon IV. With a final decisive blow Sock has fallen, leaving Team Zombies triumphant in this battle royale (with cheese!) Yes, after three and a half months of epic warfare, this campaign has finally come to a close. Congratulations are in order to the victors!
Some interesting facts: over the span of this devastating war, fourteen Karma holders and three teams have fallen, often in astonishing fashion. (As we have reported each step of the way, it seems the assailants became more and more creative with their kills as time went on. I mean, juicing Jay? Gross.) Also of note, during this conflict, an entire town named Netwaffle has erupted into a mafia war, and the entire Altador Cup was held (we suppose congratulations are in order for those frightful Virtupets players). Yes, this war surely has lasted a long time. Blame the countless days each team spent holed up in their strongholds, biding their time by rigging up contraptions to repeatedly heal themselves with nothing but three rolls of duct tape and a severed finger they found in the streets.
So, what now? With the decimation of all mortals and even the competing undead, who is left to celebrate the Zombies' victory in the barren zombified wasteland? Well, if you'll allow this news anchor to editorialize for just a moment, those braindead Zombies sure should have thought that through, shouldn't they?
Stay tuned in coming days for reports on achievement solutions, as well as a redesigned Karmageddon badge for all players! And now we turn to Ginz Weatherwoman, with Sports! Ginz, what have you got for us?
*static*
A quick scream--
BANG.
*crackle*
The camera is overturned--
BANG.
*flicker*
A zombified leg ambles past the screen--
"They're here--"
*static*
"RUN RUN RUN"
*crackle*
A face appears onscreen--
"This is Dan Newsanchor, signing off--"
The camera spins as someone walks past the lens--
A girly shriek as he's grabbed--
"Forward my fanmail to 125 E. Foruuuuuuuuaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh"
*the screen goes dead*
THE END
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2011 1:29:28 GMT -5
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
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Post by Butterfly on Jul 30, 2011 1:29:46 GMT -5
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIINSSS!
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Post by Avery on Jul 30, 2011 1:30:06 GMT -5
! Good loyal merc get her brains now, pleaseee? <3 Been waiting for months.
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Post by Butterfly on Jul 30, 2011 1:30:37 GMT -5
But of course! Brains for everyone! *sets up buffet*
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Post by Sq on Jul 30, 2011 1:30:46 GMT -5
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Post by Luna on Jul 30, 2011 1:31:13 GMT -5
FINALLY. IT'S OVER. :U
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Post by commissarburn on Jul 30, 2011 1:32:03 GMT -5
Congratulations to team Zombies. You guys fought hard.
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Post by Killix on Jul 30, 2011 1:32:10 GMT -5
Team Zombie,
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2011 1:32:45 GMT -5
Team Zombie strategy - Love the game for a month, give up for two months, start playing again the last two weeks. Win.
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Post by Avery on Jul 30, 2011 1:33:24 GMT -5
Team Zombie strategy - Love the game for a month, give up for two months, start playing again the last two weeks. Win. It worked so well, yes? Also, this: Phantoms suicided. XD
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Post by Tam on Jul 30, 2011 1:42:51 GMT -5
Congrats, Zombies!
HEY GUYS. WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEE 8D
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Post by Rikku on Jul 30, 2011 1:47:44 GMT -5
It is done.
*dramatic, impressive face*
I'm surprised no one has set up a souvenir stall somewhere 'round here, to commemorate. Y'know. Soft toy zombies, brain smoothies, toffee brains, Zombi-Clean, slimy things, 'I Lost To The Zombies And All I Got Was This Lousy - Oh God My Brains Ow' t-shirts ...
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